Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

The instant fan reaction from a game of two halves lit up by Nestory Irankunda's sublime free kick but at the end we eel fortunate to possibly leave the principality with a point!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holl...

Pete and Justin catch up with Luke from Swans Cast about celebrity owners and why this is different from Wrexham, we hear about some of the bright talent they have bought in and Luke is dragged into Justins nightmare that is another edition of "Untenable"!! Prediction league fun sees two monarchs post boxes and fireworks in Italy and predictions from Greece!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created...

A first half performance that was as good as last Tuesdays was bad. Kjerrumgaard got a brace, Irankunda ran amok and Watford dominated the the first half for 45 minutes until a worldy of a goal by the visitors. Hear all the fan comment and thoughts as the season finally gets going!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not ne...

Pete tries to hold the fort whilst Justin works with a slowly disintegrating lap top!!!! Carlos asks questions outside the ground and includes a spelling test, Richard Honey references the six million dollar man and he and Justin play "Untenable" - Pete's latest torture mechanism for Justin to suffer!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this...

Here is the fan reaction after the last minute defeat at the Valley. There were some teething issues as we broadcast out to YouTube for the first time trying to join it up with the X/Twitter platform. Here you can hear what Pete was able to hear. Thanks as always for listening, lurking and contributing!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in t...

Justin and Pete have a chat with head groundsman Scott Tingley whilst looking over the splendid playing surface at Vicarage Road. We find out about his introductions to sports surface preparation, football and Heurelho Gomes!!! We talk about why the pitch is dug up in May when it still looks great, not knowing the cost of a bag of fertiliser once but now researching silicon grass couplets, interco...

Pete and Justin are joined by Louis from Charlton Live to relive the memories of good addicks days and some bad. Which player is the equivalent who signed for Charlton in the 80's where for a period they became nomadic!! The Completely Rubbish Prediction league returns to manageable levels and we look at the squad ins and outs through the summer. COYH!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and upl...

The gruesome threesome come together with inadvertent good timing and discuss new players and how Derek Payne might pronounce them, friendlies, speedo's and other forfeits if we win the league, our favoured pie flavours and lots of Q&A's and assorted nonsense. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of t...

Justin heads to Borehamwood for the first pre-season friendly of the 2025-26 season. Whilst there he talks to some supporters about the new kit and hopes for the forthcoming campaign. Oh and he get's a quick exclusive interview with Kwadwo Baah as well! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPOR...

Justin, Carl & Pete start the season off with the exciting launch of the kit that has been oddly received, primarily because of the colour of the sponsor logo. Pete has had a chat with the founder of MrQ and tries to give their perspective and we discuss how many previous sponsors deviated from our core colours (it's more than we remembered) and then we talk about the Dominican Republic and we hav...

`The gruesome threesome come together to discuss the first bit of the transfer window and what might come next before moving onto more questions some as inappropriate as ever and Carl turns out not to like protesters so much we think he might start protesting (and then he can dislike himself as much s we already do)! A squabble ensues when challenged to come up with a particular Watford eleven and...

In part three we go on a ramble through questions submitted on X/Twitter and for once none were about food (other than porridge!) COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo...

Part Two of our end of season post mortem sees us reflect on our departed manager, our newly appointed head coach and go through our customary "Keep or Bin" review of the squad. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman...

For the first time in a long time the gruesome threesome come together to wind up the 24/25 season and stuff that has gone on since the season ended. Part One seas the prediction league(s) swiftly put to bed for the summer and we swiftly move on the DNSYE 24/25 End of Season Awards voted by you the sarcastic folk of X/Twitter!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Y...

The appointment of our first Uruguayan since Miguel Britos and all his knee attacking antics!! Lets hope this one is as much fun, but marginally less violent!! Here's the fan reaction as Justin takes to Twitter Spaces as the news breaks and whilst he's still eating his dinner!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessar...

Another one bites the dust, but this time it isn't just "another one". Tom was classy as a player and as a guy, so much so that he was elevated possibly too early to deal with the pit traps and politics of Watford's regime. On the other hand he was well versed in it having been with us pre Pozzo and then since 2017 (even though Pete says 2011 at one point - it's been a busy day) so knew all about...

Part Two: All the rest of the fan discussion as Watford's season draws to a close. Technically an improvement in points tally but surely the real achievement is doing that on close to 50% of last years playing budget. Includes 5 word reviews, long forms and assorted poetry!!! Thank you so much to every listener and contributor. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Yo...

Part One of the fan reaction following a 1-1 draw in our final game of the season but much of the chat focuses on events elsewhere with our rivals recent rivals proving not enough to keep away from the trap door to League 1. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Pat...

Approaching the final match of the season Clevs looks ahead to the closed season and reflects on this season as to what was missing and what he feels are the lessons he will want to put into place during pre season. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Ch...

We are joined by Dan from That Wednesday Week to discuss owners, that game where Bayo turned up, Nathaniel Chalobah, pubs in Chiswick, pubs in Sheffield, Police/sheep dogs and other assorted nonsense. The prediction league goes into its final round of fixtures with the same level of apathy that it all started with and Ben shows us his musical talent!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uplo...

Hear all the fan reaction after the disappointing turnaround at Ewood Park. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, S...

In the last away game we speak to friend of the pod, Ian from 4000 Holes podcast and discuss two former Watford connections in the manager seat this season, we discuss Martin Patching and a game from the 80's, John sees a changing of the guard in the prediction league whilst Jarvis channels "Glenda". Plus the final "local attraction segment" of the season!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and...

TC gives his thoughts before the trip to Ewood Park after a tricky Easter. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, St...

Part Two of the fan reaction and we hear about fans reaction to the day but also to the form guide and the resistance to placing young players into what was, from Watford's perspective essentially, a dead rubber. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris...

Part One of the fan reaction following a disappointing result and performance plus the third red card of the Bank Holiday weekend. Eyes look to both the boardroom but also the management after two contrasting performances and no points earned in the last two games. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views...