Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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Jun 15, 2026

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Episodes

DIONISI JOINS THE CIRCUS! 15.06.2026

The latest entrant to the managers office is Alessio Dionisi. Pete takes a look at his track record and his previous ability to get a top 8 place - which next season seems even more important - even though he has never gone up via a play off. Reactions are mainly caustic but that is more to do with the environment he will be entering into rather than hostility towards the new head coach. This Podc...

Kenny Jackett RIP 12.06.2026

A golden boy from two golden eras leaves us and Pete gives a brief synopsis of a football man who did so much for our club - and indeed as a manager - for other clubs. Thanks Kenny. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von...

HORNETS PULL THE UNDER 21'S AND THE IMPLICATIONS EPPP 27.05.2026

Pete takes Justin through his thoughts on the club removing the Under 21 side from the academy, the inevitable implications for our academy status and also explains some of the background around the much mentioned "EPPP" COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean...

PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART THREE 18.05.2026

Justin and Pete are once again joined by Neal and Greg to go through the final player reviews with your marks out of ten, comments and whether they should stay or go. Finally 25/26 (from a DNSYE perspective) is laid to rest! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner,...

PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART TWO 12.05.2026

Justin and Pete are joined once again not only by Greg but also Neal Silverstein as we poor over players progress or lack of it from Squad number 10 through 20! No vol-au-vents were harmed in the making of this podcast. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean...

PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART ONE 11.05.2026

Yes that's right - even us nailing down the lid of the coffin of this season is being drawn out!!! For part one we are joined by Wendover Horn to go through your scores and our thoughts. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslo...

ED STILL DEPARTS - FAN REACTION 03.05.2026

The worst kept secret in football was finally confirmed as a short and slightly terse announcement confirmed that Ed was parting ways with the Hornets. Here is the initial reaction in the minutes that followed the inevitable confirmation. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fi...

WFC 0-4 COVENTRY CITY | POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO 03.05.2026

Part two of the fan chat from the worst end of season run in that most can remember. Scott Duxbury's comments once again receive attention but frankly most fans simply now want a break from a campaign that has bought very little harmony to the club - will it be more of the same next season? We wait and see.... COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge than...

WFC 0-4 COVENTRY CITY | POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE 02.05.2026

Well the champions were in town and very superior they looked after a reasonably entertaining half time in the second period Watford were truly wretched once gain. However it is Scott Duxbury's words and the inevitable departure of the hapless Ed Still that also get the fans attentions! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons:...

WATFORD v COVENTRY CITY | THE OPPOSITION VIEW 30.04.2026

Pete and Justin chat with Cameron from All Things Sky Blue about Coventry's season and how their ownership has made the right big decisions to reclaim a spot in the top flight. The prediction league spirals into another potential multiverse and most of all we give thanks that this season is, at last, coming to an end!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes....

WATFORD FC WOMEN 2-4 AFC BOURNEMOUTH 26.04.2026

This didn't quite go according to the script as the visitors came to Vicarage Road with a point to prove and a game plan and despite staging what looked like being a comeback the Cherries left deservedly with the points on the day - but then the celebrations of the season were not going to be stopped as a seasons hard work was rewarded with the Champions lifting the trophy and donning their medals...

MFC 5-1 WFC | POST MATCH PHONE IN 25.04.2026

Watford had a nightmare and then X/Twitter had a nightmare - here is a slightly better version than those who listened live got!! Thanks for bearing with us everyone. A really bad day at the office for Ed Still despite a first half where we were unlucky to be 2-0 down the second half was simply dreadful and understandably people ask about the ownership and the head coaches position as the poor run...

MIDDLESBRO V WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW 22.04.2026

Pete is joined by Dana from both "The Boro Breakdown" and also our own "Project 46" to discuss Boro, Rob Edwards and a season where automatic promotion has slipped from their grasp. Justin and Pete discuss what things could be made from a surplus of blue Elton John Shirts and the prediction league trundles on like the juggernaut that it is!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO | WBA 3-0 WFC 22.04.2026

Hear the rest of the calls and comments following a humbling match at the Hawthorns that should have the hierarchy and owners analysing their own performance as well as the Head coach and players! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, J...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE | WBA 3-0 WFC 21.04.2026

Yet another defeat, yet another incoherent, disjointed performance, another fail to register on the score sheet and another step closer to this group of players being able to be anywhere else than playing for Watford, for this season and for others altogether. A lot of anger is aimed at the owner and hierarchy, the head coach and the players. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do...

POST MATCH PHONE IN | WFC 0-2 SUFC 19.04.2026

Hear the reaction to a ghastly performance against the Blades where the visitors barely had to get out of first gear to gain the points at the Vic COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein,...

WEST BROM V WATFORD | OPPOSITION VIEW 18.04.2026

Pete and Justin chat with Kev of "Where's Kev" fame about the Baggies downward slide of a season and if James Morrison is the right man for the job after two managers who weren't seemingly up to the job. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Ans...

WATFORD V SHEFFIELD UNITED | THE OPPOSITION VIEW 14.04.2026

Justin and Pete chat with Chad (not Brad) about the Blades season and why he is not in the "Chris Wilder cult". We discover more than we expected about Georgia Bulldogs and tailgate parties in the US before Brett decides to include photocopiers in the rolling of the dice for the prediction league!! Both sides feel like the end of the season and the beach can't come soon enough for some of the play...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO | OUFC 2-0 WFC 12.04.2026

The remaining calls as we pick over the ashes of the game at the "Kassam". COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover,...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE | OUFC 2-0 WFC 11.04.2026

Frankly a shameful performance against a side that sits in the relegation zone. Everyone knows their threat comes from set pieces and to add insult to injury they played us off the park and by the end were well overdue the second goal - good luck to United they put out a team that cared - the Hornets seemingly did not, as was evidenced by the scenes at the end of the game. This Podcast has been cr...

The other side of the story.... 09.04.2026

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OXFORD UNITED V WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW 08.04.2026

Justin and Pete chat with Fraser from "The Fence End" podcast about Oxford United's season and recent run which might see them escape , the red card and dropped points at Pompey, Pete struggles with Polish forenames, before looking at the future relegation zone fixtures for all involved! Justin moans to relegation threatened Fraser about Watford's season and Fraser looks for the smallest violin av...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-1 CHARLTON ATHLETIC 06.04.2026

Hear the chat and thoughts after the 1-1 draw with Charlton where despite a lot of efforts and an encouraging second half - the enthusiasm for the season feels likes its dissipated COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mar...

CHAMPIONS!! GWALIA UTD 1-3 WATFORD FC WOMEN 05.04.2026

They only went and won it!!! Pete is joined by Alex as we hear the Hornets go back up to the second tier - WSL2!! Not an easy or pretty game but one where the resilience that has seen Watford come out on top was seen by the bucketful!!! Pete chats with Dre Georgiou, Skipper Meghan Chandler, Poppy Wilson, Annie Rossiter and Manager Rene Hector. Bank holiday Monday may see a few sore heads!! Champio...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - QPR 2-1 WFC 04.04.2026

Hear the last callers and some of the online reviews plus we start veering towards other subjects as the game was really rather bleak! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown,...

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