Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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Jun 15, 2026
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Episodes
OPPOSITION VIEW - WFC v CAFC 03.04.2026 32:01
Pete and Justin catch up with Louis from "Charlton Live" as we look forward to Nathan Jones's Addicks coming to Vicarage Road. We chat about a consolidating season for Charlton and the addition of an experienced but often maligned forward and what he has bought to the Valley, plus the difference between a young player looking promising but needing to improve his attacking output. In the prediction...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - QPR 2-1 WFC 03.04.2026 42:59
Hear the initial fan reaction to a very flat performance from the Hornets at Loftus Road that was more convincingly than the score line suggests. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, S...
QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE 01.04.2026 37:18
Justin and Pete get to chat with former QPR & Northern Ireland star Ian Stewart about his time in the game, his journey to our hosts for our match on Good Friday, his time with the Northern Ireland team including lining up against the likes of Zico and his thoughts about grass roots through to elite football and money in the game. Huge thanks to Ian for giving us his time. COYH!! This Podcast has...
MASSIVE CHAMPIONSHIP EASTER WEEKEND AT BOTH ENDS! | PROJECT 46 01.04.2026 47:13
The Championship is back after the international break and Project 46 is here to break down a huge Easter weekend of football. Pete is as ever joined by Chris, Dana and Martin from other Championship team fan podcasts. In this episode, we look ahead to the biggest fixtures in the Championship, including the race for automatic promotion, the battle for the playoff places, and the drama at the botto...
QPR v WATFORD | OPPOSITION VIEW 30.03.2026 50:17
We catch up with old friend of the show Richard Honey to discuss, amongst other things:- Fake Hearses, Scientific predictions, statistics and quizzes and the prediction league where Brett makes us ask if Paddington Bear is in the Epstein Files!!! Plumbing new depths so you don't have to!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons...
WATFORD FC WOMEN 5-0 EXETER CITY 29.03.2026 26:59
After this "there is one more final to go" - but this game could not be taken lightly as Exeter were stubborn and bar a fantastic Hillyerd save could have gone ahead and then who knows what might have happened. Instead the Hornets went through the gears in the second half to set up the penultimate game of the season down in Wales as potentially the title clincher - fingers crossed. COYH!! This Pod...
2026 FINANCIAL VIEW - WATFORD, FOOTBALL AND FINANCE 28.03.2026 1:08:32
With so many great reviews of this years accounts, Pete takes another alternative look at things. Where and when did the debt arrive, is the Premier League promotion really a potential answer, the "fair deal for football" and the impact of the Independent Football Regulator are looked about and what it might mean for the Hornets under Gino Pozzo. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded b...
REASONS FOR THE LOW ATTENDANCES 26.03.2026 37:27
Following a tweeted (it is still tweeted? not sure) as to the reasons behind the low attendances, the gruesome threesome ponder some of the responses and what it all means for the club. Massive thanks to all who engage in our nonsense as our club and football in general goes through a tricky time. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our...
HASHTAG UTD 1-6 WATFORD FC WOMEN 22.03.2026 25:47
Distractions away from the Watford game played no part as the Hornets stayed focused at Hashtag United and Poppy Wilson bagged a hattrick meaning that Watford now need to win the next two games to win the Championship and with it promotion to the WSL2. Here are the highlights and goals plus Pete moaning that John has prepared for the temperature better than he has! COYH!! This Podcast has been cre...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WFC 0-0 LCFC 21.03.2026 1:06:47
After the highs of the Wrexham performance this came as a damp squib but the refereeing performance meant that in the end, perhaps a 0-0 wasn't as bad as it could have been!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von...
OPPOSITION VIEW - LEICESTER CITY 19.03.2026 32:40
Justin and Pete chat with Jack from "The Final Whistle" and hear about a dreadful couple of seasons, why Jordan Ayew runs like a snail and Carl reveals he is drinking caviar!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark vo...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 3-1 AFC WREXHAM 18.03.2026 42:39
Part Two of the calls and 5 word and long form reviews and limericks finish us all off after a good result but we start wondering how many will be fit for the visit of Leicester at the weekend. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 3-1 AFC WREXHAM 18.03.2026 43:46
A performance and result as unexpected as it was warmly received. Whilst opinions on some individual vary the Watford callers are delighted but wary of getting carried away....again! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - SCFC 3-1 WFC 15.03.2026 39:48
Herr the final calls on a frustrating Hornets trip to the Bet 365 stadium COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, C...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - SCFC 3-1 WFC 14.03.2026 46:47
All the initial reaction following a disjointed Hornets display that, like Sheffield Wednesday, saw us miss early chance before conceding 3 goals of our own making and Irankunda score a spectacular, if ultimately pointless goal. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turn...
Watford v Wrexham - Opposition View 14.03.2026 33:55
Justin and Pete chat with Rich from "Rob, Ryan, Red" about injuries, upward trajectories, the horrors seen in the National League, and whilst everyone looks at the Hollywood element of the club, why the football management side simply stays down to earth. Brett teaches everyone how to clean their radiators, Justin complains about the alphabet and Carl joins us at the end to moan about Slough! COYH...
Real Bedford 1-2 Watford FC Women 14.03.2026 21:07
This was won of those wins that you might just look back at, at the end of the season, and see as paramount! A strong, organised and determined opposition on top for the first 25 minutes and then a ding dong battle that could go either way - sometimes it comes down to defining moments!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons:...
Opposition View - Stoke City 12.03.2026 33:58
We chat with Dan from Every Step Along The Way about Stoke injuries, oatcakes and World Cup winners!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nip...
Championship Relegation & Promotion Battles Heat Up!!! |Project 46 Episode 2 12.03.2026 30:15
Welcome back to Project 46 – your regular deep dive into the EFL Championship, where we break down the biggest stories, results and talking points across the league. In Episode 2, the panel looks at how the Championship promotion race, playoff battle and relegation fight have evolved over the last few games. With teams beginning to separate in the table, we discuss the biggest winners, the biggest...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - SWFC 1-1 WFC 11.03.2026 49:06
Hear from some of the Wednesday supporters, a great debut call from Archie and the limericks and long forms!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Bro...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - SWFC 1-1 WFC 11.03.2026 44:14
Hear the initial responses from a very disappointing night for Watford fans at Hillsborough as the performance is critiqued and people look past another late equaliser against the Owls COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow,...
BILLERICAY TOWN 0-14 WATFORD FC WOMEN 08.03.2026 25:04
With three team battling it out for top spot in the division a trip to bottom of the table Billericay Town represents a trip hazard but in the end this game came down to making the goal difference push in our favour as Watford were relentless in attacking the home teams goal throughout. Credit to the home side who have had a difficult season but at no point was there any sign of dark arts from the...
Opposition View - Sheffield Wednesday 06.03.2026 30:39
Justin is on scouting and buffet consuming duty at Spurs so Carl & Pete chat with James from the "Wednesday til I die" podcast about all things Wednesday, their season, the preferred bidder withdrawing and hope for a way to not have another points deduction next season! Brett gets his act together and starts rolling again and Carl is forced to make the prediction single handed.....so situation nor...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - BCFC 1-2 WFC 28.02.2026 50:14
Hear the remaining calls, some reviews and limericks about a certain goal by a certain right back!!! Get in!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Bro...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - BCFC 1-2 WFC 28.02.2026 51:06
Its been a rollercoaster week - let alone season. Enduring the lows of Ipswich at home on Tuesday means we can enjoy the highs of Bristol on Friday for sure. A more coherent shape saw an improved but not great performance but this was a game defined by moments - an what a moment to win the game!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our...
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