Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Here is the pilot of a collaboration with 3 other podcasters that we have got to know. A new idea: The championship is simply bonkers and we're here to discuss it!! 4 football fan content producers, from 4 different clubs will come together to have a championship chat about the best and the worst in the league that never fails to deliver!! Chat with Chaps, Boro Breakdown, Footbll Martin (sadly abs...

Here we go through the final callers and the 5 word reviews etc... on a frustrating night for the Hornets. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown,...

Ipswich Town, clearly a championship ready side with height, pace and power came to Vicarage Road but the Watford side that faced them was very different from the side we saw against Derby County. 3 games in 7 days saw Ed Still make a change of shape that never convinced neither fans nor seemingly the players and without Vata and now Maamma and Baah out let options now appear severely limited!! Pe...

Carl, Justin and Pete chat with David from Forever Bristol City about clarinet songbooks, transfer windows, managers honeymoons expiring and the frustration of owners who want too much to sell their clubs when their ambition appears to have expired. The prediction sees various teams of like minds for once!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks...

A match disrupted by a medical emergency that saw both clubs medical teams respond to great affect, went the way of the Hornets who retained their concentration to keep themselves at the top of the table - next stop Billericay Town Away. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fia...

Hear the final fan calls and the 5 word, long form and YouTube comments in part 2. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd M...

A clean sheet and two goals from two centre forwards. Its not perfect but its certainly an encouraging start under Ed Still. Three wingers withdrawing from the action means that it is not all good news but most listeners were happy with what they have seen from the last three halves of football from the Hornets - fingers crossed it continues. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do...

Pete catches up with Benjamin Bloom on Ipswich Town, parachute clubs coming back down. The idiots discuss programmes both old, new and stuck under Xmas trees and Carl explains why his Wi-Fi is like a bad step dad! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourle...

We chat with Jake from RamsTalk about a good season that has seen the Rams evolve under former Hornet skipper John Eustace. Despite iffy wifi we cover Carlton Morris injury and what Derby have done to compensate plus a lot about murkins!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fi...

Hear part two of the post match phone in after a strange yet wonderful game at Deepdale. We have a a couple of debut callers including Vazha from Tbilisi to give us loads of information about our 3 Georgians, including Chakvetadze's injury record, international details and why we may get our Giorgi back to normal once he recovers fully from injury - fingers crossed. Thank you as always to everyone...

A funny old game of two halves!! After an interesting week the Ed Still era at Watford looked like getting off to an inauspicious start as the first half saw poor defending giving the Lilywhites a very deserved lead. Nothing in that first half indicated what was to come in the second half. Fan favourite Baah and increased level of controlled aggression and desire from the Hornets give possibly the...

We go through some of the pre manager appointment questions and tackle subjects such as Watford FC if it were a recurring film rather than the same season being repeated over and over again, alternative run out music and Carl explains what "Holiday Pirates" are!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC...

We get together for the first time in ages to chew over the issues of the day which include Ed Still, Hansa Rostock, Play Off amendment proposals and Eni Aluko. Tomorrow part two will have the Q&A. COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, J...

We chat with Oli from the Butter Pie Podcast about all things Preston North End, Prediction Leagues and why Carls head resembles a potato! COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Bro...

Is Ed still here? Yes for the time being. There are going to be a lot of jokes like - sorry! Pete gives some background to our leftfield appointment and looks at his success or otherwise as Head Coach at three Belgian teams and we hear from supporters their reaction to the new head coach - Ed Still joining the club, COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge...

A quite remarkable game where both teams went flat out from start to final whistle!! Chewbacca, Emma Thompson and Michael McIntyre feature in sillier moments on the terraces but the game as a spectacle was as compelling an advert for Womens National Football as you will find! COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Gianno...

A frustrating game where a substitution of a player at a defensive corner results in the newly arrived sub losing his man for the decisive goal, is frustrating enough but we rue a poor second half and a lack f fire power as we have not scored since Blackburn Rovers away! COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, R...

We chat with Football Martin from Southampton and cover off their ex managers that might become our new latest manager, we hear about their transfer window (be careful what you wish for Hornets fans!!) and Carl and Justin are trying out a new tactic in the prediction league by being even more grumpy whilst people appear to be passing away near AFC Postbox!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created an...

Here is the rest of the chat after the impressive 0-0 at the MKM stadium. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, C...

With "The three amigo's" in charge the fan react to a performance that was not only vastly improved but included some major roles for players previously banished to the hinterlands. Whilst a goal short of a perfect away performance there was enough here to impress most whilst trying not to get carried away - well maybe just a bit! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch...

The rest of the reaction from fans and a deliberation as to if we are stronger than the start of January if the 4 signings have only made 9 first team appearances this season. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von...

Pete talks through the signings and then has some nice chats before John insists that Pete picks the team!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brow...

We darken the doors of some rather fine broadcasters with inane nonsense on the departure of yet another manager and this time one that many supporters had a soft spot for.... COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von...

Hear the initial fan reaction to the news that Javi has resigned. The deliberation goes between the repeated down turns in performances in January each season coinciding with the January transfer window which never seems to provide what the Head Coach is happy with and the misalignment between our head coaches short term goals and the longer term recruitment requirement to turn a profit on excitin...

Hear the rest of the post match chat following the Swans triumph at the Vic! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover...