Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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Latest episode

Jun 15, 2026

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POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 0-2 SWANSEA CITY 31.01.2026

We hear the first reactions from a very odd feeling game, after weathering early pressure "Millwall style" Watford grew into the first half and then the glass jaw appeared again once a goal down and Swansea grew in confidence and composure. However compounding the result and the performance was the sending off of Irankunda and then Gracia's comments from his post match press conference that sugges...

OPPOSITION VIEW - SWANSEA CITY (HOME) 27.01.2026

We're joined by Luke from SwansCast and discuss the Swans season, their new manager and their Championship top scorer, we delve into the murky world of Football Mascots and Brett delivers possibly the worst two minutes ever of the prediction league (which is up against some stiff opposition!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patr...

WATFORD WOMEN 4-0 WIMBLEDON 25.01.2026

It had everything, Mark got there early, 2 penalties, George Michael impressions, 4 goals and 3 points - plus a new song for Anna Filbey. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Bro...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - BLACKBURN 1-1 WATFORD 24.01.2026

Part two of the fan reaction following a stalemate at Ewood Park. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Pay...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - BLACKBURN 1-1 WATFORD 24.01.2026

Another frustrating game - play really attacking front foot football utilising the wingers, putting in crosses and winning corners (rarely beating the first man) until we go a goal up and then concede an equaliser in two minutes and then the performance wheels come off and in the end we were fortunate not to come away completely empty handed. On a day where the whereabouts of Louza and Pollock was...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO: WFC 1-1 PFC 22.01.2026

The rest of the calls and the reviews from a stormy night at the Vic in terms of the weather and a lack of cohesion on the pitch, but the introduction of Edouardo Bove provides some lightness. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE: WFC 1-1 PFC 22.01.2026

Hear the first part of the fan reaction after Watford rescue a point v Portsmouth but a second dysfunctional performance and no team changes sees a number of supporters question Javi's selections and lack of apparent game plan. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turne...

OPPOSITION VIEW PART 2 : BLACKBURN ROVERS AWAY 21.01.2026

We finish off where Part One left off but then talk about the actual game, the Blackburn managers of recent times and why Valerien is kind of hard to love, before we enter the nine layers of hell (give or take a layer or four) that is the prediction league!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Ste...

Opposition View: Portsmouth (Home) 19.01.2026

We catch up with Freddie form the PO4Cast about Pompey's season so far, their injury issues and their activity in the market place already. We find out why the Technical Director might be under more pressure than the Manager and the voice of Justin is ignored Carl in the prediction league. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreon...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 0-2 MILLWALL 17.01.2026

Hear all the rest of the post match chat and the comments and reviews COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 0-2 MILLWALL 17.01.2026

Part one of the initial fan reaction as Alex Neills Millwall put on a totally dominant performance at the Vic on another disappointing GT Day display. Other than the ball ball and the referee there are debates about the treatment meted out to Louza but all over this felt like men against boys as Watford failed to get their passing game going under relentless pressing. COYH!! This Podcast has been...

Opposition View Part One - The Blackburn Boycott 15.01.2026

Slightly different, out of normal running order and in two parts (part two will come out after the Portsmouth game - in the usual place we release the Opposition View) - because this game will be different as many Blackburn Rovers fans will be boycotting the Watford game in a show of protest against their owners - the Venky family from India. We get some of the background from Ian of "4,000 Holes/...

OPPOSITION VIEW - MILLWALL (HOME) 13.01.2026

We chat with chaps!! Chris joins us to discuss all things Lions and especially Darius Henderson and the lack of alcohol in the away end at Watford!! Plus we preview the scores and try to to work out if any humans can beat inanimate object score predictions and Brett throws his dice off a balcony!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our...

Frozen - Slippery when convenient! 04.01.2026

Yes we let people have a rant and some revelations came forth (as they often seem to) after a shambolic postponement 15 minutes before kick off away at Hull City!!! Suggestions of skulduggery and slippery goings on are by no means a reflection of the City supporters many of whom will have travelled great distances to be there - but someone should have a lot of explaining to do! COYH!! This Podcast...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 3-0 BCFC 02.01.2026

Hear the rest of the fan reaction and Pete goes through the statements in full from the Chairman and the owner respectively plus reviews and limericks after an excellent showing at Vicarage Road. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, Jo...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - WFC 3-0 BCFC 02.01.2026

Hear the initial fan reaction after a pulsating win over the Blues where most peoples only complaint is that we didn't score more and Kaiden is on the hunt for extra wingers!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark vo...

OPPOSITION VIEW - HULL CITY (AWAY) 01.01.2026

Justin and Pete catch up with old friend of the pod Ant from To Hull and Back podcast about all things Tigers ahead of our trip to Humberside. We discuss Gelhardt and the Hull injuries that they have so far got around, their manager who has them playing good and effective football, Pete puts the others through another round of Wiki-Player and finally Pete has some strange ideas about changing the...

OPPOSITION VIEW - BIRMINGHAM CITY (HOME) 31.12.2025

We chat with Sam Sheppey about the Blues dip since our last defeat to them at the start of December before segueing to expensive drinks, London Museum socks and why Christmas post was allowed in the prediction league much to Justin's annoyance!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman,...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - NORWICH CITY 0-1 WATFORD 30.12.2025

Hear the final comments and reviews from fellow fans after what some will call a smash and grab but that others will consider the consummate away performance - tough to break down and then take your chance. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee...

PART ONE POST MATCH PHONE IN - NORWICH CITY 0-1 WATFORD 30.12.2025

Hear the initial reaction to what looked like being a hard fought draw where we would all think "if you cant win then don't lose" and then we got a winner. But there's more than that - there's optimism (always a dangerous thing), there's sub appearances that made a lot of telling differences and there's a third win on the bounce - is something cooking? Who knows - but let's enjoy the ride!! COYH!!...

POST MATCH PHONE IN LCFC 1-2 WFC 26.12.2025

Hear the initial fan reaction after another victory on the road after going a goal down at the King Power - 2 in a row and with a mind to Mondays game away at Carrow Road things might be looking up, or it may be the joys of the season who knows!! Merry Boxing Day everyone. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY (AWAY) 26.12.2025

The gruesome threesome catch up with Connor from our friends at "The Pink 'Un" to preview our trip to Carrow Road and we talk about their big forward who joined from Lincoln and what you call the bit between Christmas and New Year!! Merry Betwixtmas everyone! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, St...

DNSYE 2025 CHRISTMAS SHAMBLES 25.12.2025

Since we have been doing the podcast we have many friends, a trip to a match now involves seeing more familiar faces and chatting that it ever did before. The community goes from online to the ground and very often, and no less importantly abroad to Watford fans who tolerate (embrace would be too strong a word) our normal nonsense. However the three of us have also built many friends with podcaste...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LEICESTER CITY AWAY 22.12.2025

Pete and Justin are joined by Chris from "Leicester til I die TV" and discuss a 4-4 Boxing Day derby that only Pete seems to remember, The foxes new manager, season problems and why they'd just like to get the whole points deduction thing done and out of the way. The prediction league sees Christmas post dip back down and Brett puts working in a gym to good use with the dice and a treadmill! COYH!...

Post Match Phone In - WFC 1-0 SCFC 20.12.2025

Hear the fan reaction after the close win over Stoke City, as always people have differing opinions about the performance, the opposition and the game itself - but that's fine - that's what causes the chat and debate over the club that we love and on occasions frustrates the hell out of us!. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patre...

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