Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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Jun 15, 2026
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Episodes
OPPOSITION VIEW - STOKE CITY (HOME) 18.12.2025 24:06
We chat with Tunni from "Every step along the way" podcast and he does insist on knowing what he's talking about and has even done some research (frowned upon at DNSYE Towers of course) but we make a strong recovery and we are reassuringly rubbish again in no time!! Christmas is causing AFC PostBox mayhem with the Prediction League and Brett is trying to get gym equipment to roll dice (and these t...
CHARLTON ATHLETIC 3-2 WATFORD FC WOMEN 14.12.2025 23:14
High flying Charlton showed why they are unbeaten and top of the WSL2 however Watford caused their hosts some real problems - whilst the result was beyond the Hornets it shows the benchmark to aspire to - and a fine match as well! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Tu...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - AFCW 2-2 WFC 13.12.2025 49:02
Part Two of the fan reaction for what we hoped would be a second away win but for the late excitement that saw a Wrexham equaliser and Javi sent off! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstei...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - AFCW 2-2 WFC 13.12.2025 47:06
UNEDITED AND RAW: Hear the initial fan reaction to the game at the Race Course that finished with a late Wrexham equaliser and Watford fans differing in opinions over Javi's contribution, tactics and substitutions. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourl...
JAVI HABLA - WREXHAM (AWAY) 11.12.2025 15:51
Javi's thoughts before the Wrexham trip covering Injuries, AFCON omissions, injury updates and thoughts on systems and fringe players with the transfer window about to reopen. This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patr...
DNSYE OPPOSITION VIEW - Wrexham (Away) 10.12.2025 34:36
Justin and Pete chat with Nathan from "Rob, Ryan, Red" the Wrexham podcast about life before the documentary, the similarities across different decades and interconnecting points of the two clubs, Pete gets his Dixie's mixed up and we celebrated Luke Oh 9!! We look at the likely line up before getting to the prediction league which is now affected by Christmas!!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been crea...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 1-1 SWFC 10.12.2025 59:33
RAW & UNEDITED: Part Two: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sympathised not only with their plight of recent years but also that they had two points taken away. Are we too harsh on a team that has lost 1 game in 8 - we start to pick through the aftermath of strange midweek evening at the Vic. Comments and 5 word...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - WFC 1-1 SWFC 10.12.2025 1:03:20
RAW & UNEDITED: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sympathised not only with their plight of recent years but also that they had two points taken away. Are we too harsh on a team that has lot 1 game in 8 - we start to pick through the aftermath of strange midweek evening at the Vic. COYH!! This Podcast has been c...
ALEX LOWE SPECIAL 09.12.2025 25:42
We get to chat with Alex Lowe about life with Clinton Baptiste and Barry from Watford, exactly who Clinton will be performing with at the Watford Colosseum with in December, Clinton's upcoming "Spectral Intercourse" tour in 2026, The Watford Pump House and the London Palladium and how as a QPR fan he managed to make his son a Wolves fan!!! Fading Now.....fading now..... COYH!! Huge thanks to all o...
WATFORD FC WOMEN 2-3 LEWES 08.12.2025 21:16
A frustrating result is something that the girls will want to bounce back from at the Valley next week. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Ni...
DNSYE OPPOSITION VIEW - SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY (HOME) 08.12.2025 43:41
Opposition View with a difference we hear from Matt of "Wednesday til I die" about the owner, the points deduction, the ripping of a club to pieces and hopefully finally a slow start to climb - not up a table but out of an ownership model that has been unhealthy and unpleasant for all - to say the least! Then we mess about a bit!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch...
DNSYE Post Match Phone In Part Two - WFC 3-2 NCFC 07.12.2025 50:30
Here is part two of the fan reaction plus all the comments, reviews and limericks!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd...
DNSYE Post Match Phone In - WFC 3-2 NCFC 06.12.2025 47:13
Here the initial fan reaction from the comeback against the canaries but a considered batch of responses acknowledge that this was a game that could have easily got away from us in the first half!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo,...
Javi Habla - Norwich City (Home) 05.12.2025 14:06
Javi gives his thoughts before the visit of the Canaries. COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, N...
OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY HOME + ROY MOORE/1881 04.12.2025 32:02
We chat with Samuel from the Pink 'un about all things Norwich ahead of our first game with the canaries in December (thanks to the fixtures computer at the EFL -there's two this month!! Pete also got down to the bunker to chat with Roy Moore about all things 1881 and Bunker type stuff and what people can do to help contribute to the flag, banner and general fun goings on (all whilst drinking beer...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - BCFC 2-1 WFC 02.12.2025 43:17
Hear part 2 of the Post Match Phone with all the comments, 5 word reviews and limericks! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison,...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - BCFC 2-1 WFC 02.12.2025 51:54
Here the initial post match reaction after a game where our mistakes lead to the home side scoring with two great strikes! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavend...
WATFORD FC WOMEN 4-0 SALTDEAN UTD 30.11.2025 18:21
Watford play the postponed game and then relocated FA Cup match at Uxbridge FC who were great hosts. The win sees Watford take on WSL2 High flyers Charlton Athletic in two weeks time - fingers crossed!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Ans...
Javi Habla - Birmingham City (Away) 28.11.2025 16:11
Javi gives his thoughts ahead of the Monday night trip to St Andrews. COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Ka...
OPPOSITION VIEW - BIRMINGHAM CITY AWAY WITH TOMMY MOONEY 28.11.2025 27:36
Friend of the podcast and all round hero Tommy Mooney joins to give us the low down on the Blues before we play them at St Andrews. We discuss the Blues eventful last couple of seasons since the takeover, the proposed new stadium (there's a bar at the top of one f the chimneys Carl tells us. A game of host with the most takes place and then the predictions where Desmond Tutu mad more than one appe...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WFC 1-1 PNEFC 26.11.2025 47:56
X spaces was not playing ball tonight and went very shonky (which we all agreed is a very good word that should be used more). Here is the edit taking out all the crap bits and leaving you with the less crap bits - its a service we provide. 5 games unbeaten but we seemed to be unable to shoot tonight whilst still being able to enjoy some of the sumptuous players we have at the club!! And yes sumpt...
OPPOSITION VIEW - PRESTON NE (HOME) 23.11.2025 36:06
Justin and Pete are joined by Jack from The Butter Pie Podcast to discuss all thing PNE, including Heckingbottom, Jebbison and Pete comes up with a new game where Justin and Jack collaborate to identify low wattage (in many cases) Watford and PNE players from their career transfer trail in Wiki-player!! Justin even liked this game - so there's a first!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and up...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - Pt2 - DCFC 2-3 WFC 23.11.2025 47:16
The second part of the fan post mortem of the comeback win at Derby County including 5 word and long form reviews and other nonsense!!! COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, M...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - Pt1 - DCFC 2-3 WFC 22.11.2025 40:33
Hear some fan reaction following a tremendous come back from 2-0 down at Pride Park to win 3-2! COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Stev...
JAVI HABLA - DERBY COUNTY AWAY 20.11.2025 15:29
Prior to the trip to Pride Park Javi spoke about his thoughts on the international break return, an update on Giorgi tempering enthusiasm with a need for patience, obvious delight for Othmane Maamma's award but switching attention to the league campaign and also mentions his thoughts on talk with supports recently. COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced...
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