Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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Latest episode

Jun 15, 2026

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Episodes

DNSYE - OPPOSTION VIEW - DERBY COUNTY (AWAY) 19.11.2025

We chat with Jake from RamsTalk about Derby's season, their manager (who we like) and their goal scoring centre forward (who we don't really like). We then indulge in Untenable and a top ten Hornets/Rams appearing top ten sort of thing!!! Prediction league nonsense is given the shrift thrift it deserves as we gird our loins (whatever that means) for a 3 game week straight out of the blocks after t...

WATFORD FC WOMEN 7-0 GWALIA UNITED 16.11.2025

The Hornets took on Gwalia knowing that Bournemouth's postponement was an opportunity to go 3 points ahead but also to eat into the goal difference - the team and the whole squad did just that and we saw a couple of new faces and a strike partnership that is now firing on all cylinders. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons:...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WFC 1-1 BCFC 08.11.2025

A game with great statistics in terms of shots on goal and yet a change of formation to 3 forwards seemed to lead us to a disconnected attacking performance in many ways. A set piece conceded and undoubtedly questions have to be asked about the goalkeeper but then he makes some fine one on one stops - so a game of light and shade and no small amount of contradictions in some ways - and now its the...

JAVI HABLA - Bristol City 06.11.2025

Jabi's thoughts prior to the arrival of the Robins for Friday nights game! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover,...

OPPOSITION VIEW - BRISTOL CITY (HOME) 05.11.2025

We chat with old friend of the pod David from Forever Bristol City and we do cover some football and their season and their newish manager and then we get on to all manner of topics and David plays the clarinet!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - IPSWICH TOWN 1-1 WATFORD 05.11.2025

A ding-dong championship game the way it used t be with both teams playing two up front - here is the initial fan reaction and most are quite pleased as to the general direction of things under Javi!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Ansel...

OPPOSITION VIEW - IPSWICH TOWN AWAY 02.11.2025

The three chat through all things "Tractor Boys" with Championship Oracle of knowledge, Ipswich fan and all round good egg - Benjamin Bloom. After a rollercoaster few seasons the Portman Road club are adapting to life back in the second tier. Carl and Ben play out an FA Cup themed "Untenable" and the predcitions are as wayward as always!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 3-0 MIDDLESBORO 01.11.2025

Hear the fan chat that followed the most impressive home performance for quite some time. As clinical in front of goal as Coventry had been against us last week, this week saw the tables turned and Rob Edwards Middlesboro return home with no points for their efforts!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, Ri...

JAVI HABLA - MIDDLESBORO (HOME) 30.10.2025

Javi discusses a number topics prior to the return of Rob Edwards with his Middlesboro side. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harris...

WATFORD WOMEN 1-1 REAL BEDFORD 30.10.2025

A cracking start by the Hornets who were unable to maintain their initial pace or get the crucial second goal succumbed to very intense Real Bedford pressure which eventually forced the error for the own goal. Watford slip to second in the league but have the chance to get back to winning ways vs Oxford United at the weekend. Fingers crossed. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do...

OPPOSITION VIEW - MIDDLESBORO (HOME) 29.10.2025

Pete and Carlos discuss the Coventry game and then turn their attention to second placed Boro. We hear from Jonny about Boro's slightly more direct style under former manager Rob Edwards and despite league placements - no predicts a Watford defeat!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Hollim...

KEVIN MILLER SPECIAL - PART TWO 27.10.2025

Part 2 We hear about the rest of Kev's time at the Vic and his subsequent moves where playing was always important to him. We here about the moments and some of the characters and the moves all the way through finishing off his playing career in Non League with Bodmin Town and the move in to Goalkeeper Coaching and what they do during a match plus how its changed as everyone wants a keeper to now...

KEVIN MILLER SPECIAL - PART ONE 27.10.2025

The lads get to chat with star goalkeeper of the mid 90's Kevin Miller about his career and his three seasons at Watford that saw him win 2 player of the season awards! We discuss playing Spurs 3 times including Kev's first Vicarage Road run out in pre season when a notable striker made his first appearance for the Spuds and we hear about a sending off involving a former England Captain plus how K...

ACTONIANS 0-5 WATFORD FC WOMEN 26.10.2025

FA Cup 1st round meant a trip to a non league ground a difficult pitch and an opposition determined to do themselves justice. Add int he rain and wind and a fabulously welcoming club and it had all the makings of an FA Cup banana skin but the Golden Girls were professional from start to finish and scored some nice goals to boot! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Y...

DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - CCFC 3-1 WFC 26.10.2025

Second part of the post match chat where we cover amongst other things the selection dilemma when we have lots of options at centre back, we talk goalkeepers and at some point we wonder if Coventry players might die if they get cold (we didn't understand that either!). COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, Ri...

DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - CCFC 3-1 WFC 25.10.2025

We played great other than we couldn't defend or shoot - which is kind of important!! Here is part one of the post match chat COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lav...

DNSYE - OPPOSITION VIEW - COVENTRY CITY AWAY 23.10.2025

We get to chat with Rob and Kelly - Coventry City fans and part of the Surprise Shirt family!!! We discuss Frank Lampard's Coventry City as well as the wonderful world of football shirt collecting!!! See the video on X/Twitter for the review of some of the worlds strangest shirts!! It's so visual even we didn't think we should put it on the audio podcast!! Predictions and usual nonsense in a quick...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 WEST BROM 23.10.2025

Well if Javi's first match in charge was a damp squib - this was a damp night but not a disappointing night. A dodgy first 25 ish minutes was responded to by a resolute display by many and stand out performances by quite a few. The pick will be Louza for being the catalyst and the chief instigator before turning chief cheerleader in the last few minutes! Mre of the same would be most welcome. COYH...

JAVI HABLA! WEST BROM (HOME) 21.10.2025

Javi chats to the media prior to his first and returning home game at Vicarage Road against West Bromwich Albion and covers many subjects... COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve...

DNSYE - OPPOSITION VIEW - WEST BROM 21.10.2025

The threesome chat with Kev from "Where's Kev" and hear about a club who are happy with their manager, realise they are going through a transitional season haven't fired anyone yet - we're not sure we like the sound of any of that!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander...

WATFORD WOMEN 0-3 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE (LEAGUE CUP) 19.10.2025

Watford exited the cup at the hands of an excellent Plymouth side. Whilst the 19 game unbeaten run came to an end on a horrible afternoon weatherwise the Hornets will be looking to bounce back in next weeks cup game and look to double down on the league form where we will have to travel down to meet Plymouth later in the season. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Y...

POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - SUFC 1-0 WFC 19.10.2025

Part Two of the Phone In after a very disappointing performance at Brammall Lane includes 5 word and long form reviews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

POST MATCH PHONE IN - SUFC 1-0 WFC 18.10.2025

The starting 11 selection and the subsequent performance and result marred the return of Javi. Hear peoples thoughts on the subject of selection and interference. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Ne...

JAVI HABLA! SUFC v WFC 17.10.2025

Javi talks to the media about returning home to Vicarage Road and thanks to a gift from Geoff Doyle of 3CR we discover his thoughts on sangria!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, St...

Opposition View - Sheffield United 16.10.2025

Pete and Justin ruminate over Emmanuel Dennis and then chat with Chad from Red Half of Sheffield about whats gone wrong with their season. Then Pete put both Chad and Justin through their paces in "Host with the Most" before audio descriptions take hold in the Prediction League!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris G...

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