Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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Jun 15, 2026
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POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 SWANSEA CITY 13.03.2025 1:01:51
Hear the fan reaction after a very cold 1-0 win over Swansea, starting with no forwards but settled by a fine Sissoko strike, but another second half performance also shows the fatigue in the thin squad. Some really improved collective and individual performances but also some concerns as we look ahead to Oxford United and wonder if the play off s are simply too far away to be achievable. Congrats...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Oxford United (Away) 12.03.2025 34:50
We chat with Fraser from the Fence End podcast about manager changes, potential ground changes and a customer unfriendly bakery. The prediction league transports us to 1997 or 1991 as John talks to Alex and we use that as an excuse to listen Alex's uncles call from December 2023!!! Normal rubbish different day but at least everyone gets a chance to visit the three sided ground before they change i...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE SWANSEA CITY 11.03.2025 7:43
TC talks about the injury suffered by Doumbia in the Millwall game, reaction to Jeremy Ngakia's international call up and looks forward to facing the Swans who have gone through a new manager bounce. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone,...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Swansea City (Home) 11.03.2025 40:39
Luke from Swanscast joins us to talk about managers who have their heads turned and a manager bounce ahead of the match at Vicarage Road. John get John and the less than engaged Bob to take part in the prediction league and the fact and fiction as ever looks at the crime and meteorological statistics of south Wales. Twitter was playing up so the live broadcast was all a bit shonky!! COYH!!!! This...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-2 MILLWALL 08.03.2025 1:09:37
The fan reaction following a game of two halves and a Jekyll and Hyde performance from Watford either side of half time. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE MILLWALL 06.03.2025 8:45
Ahead of Millwall and the start of another three game week, TC gives his thoughts on recovering players, the importance of support as seen at the Luton match and focusing on each match at a time. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, Rich...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Millwall (Home) 04.03.2025 36:05
Carlos is feeling unwell, so Pete and Justin talk to Jesper from Copenhagen about Millwall, Championship manager, Danish football and a bit about Mileta Rajovic. We commemorate Dennis Bond who passed away recently and try to remember all the footballing Jesper's we could!! The dog is replaced by Tom and John is still enjoying the Luton game!!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by...
MK DONS 0-7 WATFORD WOMEN 02.03.2025 30:05
This twice postponed and re-timed game finally took place in Oxford!!! A comfortable run out for the Hornets and a double hat trick (Perry and Haines) plus a first goal of the season for Melis Mehmet saw the football taken care of but in charge of the team today was Laura Dyer who is soon to leave the club after 7 years in numerous positions with the Womens team organisation - the team gave her a...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - STOKE CITY 0-0 WATFORD 01.03.2025 50:54
Probably not a game to linger in the memory for long this one but a third clean sheet and performances from Abankwah, Pollock and Selvik to again promote some confidence that we might make a go of things in the final run in - now if we could just get that crossing and final board sorted out! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE STOKE 27.02.2025 15:26
TC gives his reflections on a tremendous week not only for the derby win but the FA Youth Cup Quarter Final victory. Having come through a tricky run of games he agrees that taking the next fixtures lightly would be a mistake. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Stoke City (Away) 27.02.2025 59:44
Carl is chipper as no longer hungover, Pete tries an array of impressions that don't really work and Justin is both grumpy (which is bad) and cheerful (which is even worse) and the end of this pod a succession of cheese/mould puns come out for which we can only apologise - however other than that..... we talk to Mike from "Every stop along the way" about Stoke 4 manager season and falling out of l...
DNSYE - DERBY DAY DOUBLE TAKE 25.02.2025 55:10
Peter and Justin are joined by a very hungover Carl, to try to recall the various fun had with BBC 3 Counties Radio in the build up and aftermath of the 2-0 win over local rivals Luton Town. Veering off topic, as ever, towards the unfortunate and inappropriate we once again over share and fail to end the podcast with either grace or competence. You would have thought we would have got better at th...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 2-0 LUTON TOWN 23.02.2025 59:07
PART TWO WFC 2-0 LTFC All the rest of the calls plus the 5 word and long form reviews and more and more people getting in on the poetry act!!!! Very pleasing!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander T...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 2-0 LUTON TOWN 23.02.2025 47:48
PART ONE Hear the first reactions following the 2-0 home victory over our visitors and rivals Luton Town. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark v...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE LUTON TOWN 21.02.2025 16:04
TC gives us his thoughts ahead oft he M1 derby including lessons learned from reverse fixture, carrying on good performances and a good result against Middlesbro, returning players and fitness updates plus realising the magnitude of the fixture between the two clubs.....oh and butterflies! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast ar...
DNSYE - BBC 3 COUNTIES RADIO SPECIAL 20.02.2025 45:57
As another local derby comes into view we again chat with Watford fan Andy Collins and his 3CR, Luton supporting colleague Justin Dealey. We discuss the good and the bad of the seasons for both clubs before making predictions. The now usual contest of knowledge of the two clubs comes down to some unorthodox retail items it eh respective club shops and we discover why some toys simply can't be trus...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Luton Town (Home) 19.02.2025 49:29
We chat with Ollie from OK Football and look forward to the derby, however as we record and release this the Hatters have a game that is, in their minds, even more important. The battle of the bottom two in the division feels like a win or bust moment for our arch rivals and my play a large part in the M1/Herts/Beds Derby at the Vic on Sunday lunchtime. We here about how the Hatters face a potenti...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - MIDDLESBRO 0-1 WATFORD 16.02.2025 1:02:04
Part Two of the fan reactions and the 5 word, long forms and limericks - its a rather happy lot this evening and we look forward to the M1 Derby (or whatever you want to call it next weekend) COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - MIDDLESBRO 0-1 WATFORD 15.02.2025 1:04:07
Part on of the fan reaction after a hard fought 1-0 win away at the Riverside. Not a spectacle that will live long in the mirror but a performance of which many Hornets will take a huge amount of pride and pleasure. The new heart of the defence, Doumbia continues to impress and everyone puts in a shift including the subs. Pete even has to say almost nice things about Sissoko!!! COYH!!!! This Podca...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Middlesboro (Away) 14.02.2025 39:38
In an eye opening episode we find out what Pete gets up to between spreadsheets, Justin enthuses about Durham, Voices of the Vic slowly invade the Prediction League, Jarvis goes all Rainbow and we find out that Jane or Rod, Jane and Freddie once had a "thing" about Justin's hair. Plus Carl orders an uber!! It's all go!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eye...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BORO AWAY 13.02.2025 8:43
TC talks about the subs vs Leeds, the players available and the desire to control control and possession into penetration, chances and wins. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 0-4 LEEDS UTD 12.02.2025 52:46
Part Two sees the final fan thoughts and the five word and long form reviews following a cold night at the VIc on the wrong end of a 4-0 scoreline to top of the table Leeds United COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holl...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 0-4 LEEDS UTD 12.02.2025 45:52
Part one of the fan reaction following the 4-0 home defeat to a rampant Leeds United. While the visitors were clearly the superior side a self inflicted initial goal, a breakaway and a deflection left the halftime score line to feel disproportionate. The second half how saw Leeds, despite scoring only once completely dominate proceedings until the last 5 minutes of normal time. A very congenial pr...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Leeds United (Home) 11.02.2025 1:00:31
Here is the audio of the video Opposition View with no opposition and very little view, however we do make up for that with a very nice line in cocking about!! Prediction League, Fact & Fiction and another outing for the top trunps. Still reassuringly rubbish. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - SUNDERLAND 2 - 2 WATFORD 09.02.2025 1:14:08
Part Two of the Post Match Phone In following a cracking performance beyond anything most Watford fans could hope for - but as we know, it is the hope that kills so a 2-2 it was. Discussions on the game, the transfer window and questions about the interview with the Chairman/CEO and Head Coach. all the 5 word and long form reviews plus poetry of course!!! COYH!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been crea...
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