Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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Jun 15, 2026
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POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - SUNDERLAND 2 - 2 WATFORD 08.02.2025 1:29:41
PART ONE At the end of a difficult week and the end of the January transfer window, we got a performance and an "oh so near" result! Ending 2-2 which most would have taken at the start of the day Watford came close to inflicting Sunderlands first home defeat of the season but for two set pieces. PART TWO out in the morning COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your E...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE SUNDERLAND 07.02.2025 21:29
Tom reflects further on the transfer window, Sunderland under Le Bris and a difficult seven days including two trips to the North East. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee...
In discussion with...... Tom Cleverley & Scott Duxbury 06.02.2025 54:46
We have a habit of chancing our arm and so in the aftermath of the transfer window and after a few difficult weeks of rumours and results we found ourself at the training ground with the Chairman/CEO - Scott Duxbury and the manager - Tom Cleverley. We had a number of questions for them and wanted you to hear how and what we asked and how those questions were answered. As ever we do not seek to cha...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Sunderland (Away) 04.02.2025 39:56
Prior to the disappointing end of the transfer window we sat down with the 4th unofficial member of DNSYE Ant from Sunderland and talked about award ceremonies, stealing Belgian football shirts, cutlery and Sunderlands rather excellent season before moving on to the prediction league and then during Justin's local attraction segment we find out the myriad of things that Sunderland Chip Shope might...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 0-1 NORWICH CITY 02.02.2025 1:00:40
PART TWO The final part of the phone in and all the 5 word, long form reviews and general chat after the 1-0 home defeat to the Canaries. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Le...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 0-1 NORWICH CITY 02.02.2025 1:01:14
PART ONE All the fan reaction post match after a 1-0 defeat to the Canaries. After Bayo's sending off the team worked hard and played well but events off the field are also a focus. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Hol...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE NORWICH 31.01.2025 15:12
TC gives his thoughts as the end of the transfer window threatens to bring a flurry of arrivals and departures. The farewell for King Ken Sema will at the Vic prior to the Norwich City game and Tom talks about his contribution and reflects of the Cup Final side of 2019. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the...
Twitter Spaces - Shine a light and other nonsense 31.01.2025 1:19:58
Pete along with Justin tries to explain the idea behind the request that on 72 minutes we shine mobile phone torches at the directors box - to remind those that have had 24 manager appointments in 13 years, went through 3 technical directors last season, 4 assistant coaches this season (and its still only January!) that as supporters we are looking at them and not just the man on the bench. Some a...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Norwich City (Home) 29.01.2025 37:13
We chat with Adam from the Pink'Un who has tolerated us before yet come back for more! We hear about Norwich's similar season to us, we hope Kenny McLean isnt given the freedom of Watford this time round and we hear which of their loanees they would like to keep. The prediction league sees the dog bark and John go to the pub and Justin predict another gloomy defeat before Carls World of Fact & Fic...
#SHINEALIGHT 28.01.2025 43:19
After a couple of very strange weeks where many supporters have banded together together and sent emails to the club expressing their support for the Manager and asking the owner to support him. On Saturday we received a tweet from the owner saying that had supported all along. We ask what now? It's great that the statement is made but what does "support" for the manager look like? On Saturday we...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - COVENTRY 2 - 1 WATFORD 26.01.2025 50:55
The second part of the post match phone in was interrupted by Twitter having technical issues. Because Pete records the Phone In through the sound desk that he talks through here is the rest of the show how heard it and how others didn't. Very little editing so you can hear it how it was. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE- COVENTRY 2 - 1 WATFORD 26.01.2025 54:12
Part One of the Fan reaction after an emotional 2-1 defeat at Coventry but other things are on the fans minds following an unprecedented week culminated in a statement from Gino pledging support all along for Tom Clev's despite having only Abankwah to show for 25 days of the transfer window despite a thin and injury ravaged squad. In the meantime Rich takes on more difficult to pronounce names, Ad...
CLEV'S ON THE BRINK PHONE IN 24.01.2025 1:40:54
The club have announced that Tom Cleverley will be in charge of the team for the visit to Coventry City. We suspect he will do this because despite how he and many managers before him have been treated he has more class than our owner who at no point has considered that HE just might be part of the problem. Didn't want to release this but have been asked to - there is no adverts other than the sta...
The day after - BBC 3CR interview with Andy Collins 24.01.2025 7:44
The ongoing drama of Pozzo's head coach merry-go-round is discussed with Andy Collins on BBC Three Counties Radio COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow,...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE COVENTRY 23.01.2025 10:11
As rumours circulate that a new Head Coach is coming into replace Tom, he as ever retains his dignity and gives his thoughts ahead of what may be his last trip in charge of the Hornets - to Coventry. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, R...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Coventry City (Away) 23.01.2025 41:51
More utter gumph from the experiment to find out what happens when idiots are given microphones and recording equipment! This time our frantic detour takes us to Coventry to remember Mark Robbins before he departed, Frank Lampard and how he's going, prediction leagues shenanigans, an audio trip to Stratford upon Avon, before Justin finally pulls one out of the hat with a local attraction segment t...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 1-2 PRESTON NORTH END 22.01.2025 1:00:18
Part Two of the fan reaction for a cold and disappointing night where despite twice the amount of possession and passes we created half the number of shots on target. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fia...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 1-2 PRESTON NORTH END 22.01.2025 1:07:46
Part One of the fan reaction to the disappointing defeat to Preston North End at home. Lots to discuss about squad depth, quality and size and as to how Jekyll & Hyde our team and performances are!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, Ri...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW LIVE - Preston North End (Home) 20.01.2025 54:45
We try and do something "Live" and mess about a bit - all down to us being disorganised!! Preston's set up and Carls Fact and Fiction - book end the ongoing triumph that is the Prediction League and Pete can't find the mute button and thinks we gubbed Derby - others disagree!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessar...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE PNE 20.01.2025 11:00
TC talks about player updates and lessons from Pride Park but also from Deepdale earlier in the season. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART 2 - DERBY COUNTY 0 - 2 WATFORD 19.01.2025 54:12
Part Two of the fan reaction after the away win at Pride Park and the solidarity shown between the exemplary away fans, team, staff and manager. Unedited and raw COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART 1 - DERBY COUNTY 0 - 2 WATFORD 18.01.2025 52:52
Part One - raw and unedited fan reaction Post Match Phone In after the polar opposite performance to the Cardiff game - 2-0 and front footed from the start, the Hornets could have won by more but Derby played there part in a fantastic advert for Championship football to a soundtrack of Watford fans supporting the manager and supporting the team. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded b...
Pete's Amazing Technicolour Accounts Report Review 17.01.2025 54:20
Pete goes through the accounts with Justin but not only looks back but also forward in terms of what next year looks like with the trends we are seeing. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, S...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE DERBY 16.01.2025 16:39
TC talks through his thoughts following the draw at Cardiff and talks about new loanee James Abankwah and the challenge of managing a club on an ever reducing payroll in the Championship, as many Championship teams are having to do. He also answers probing questions (from Andrew French of the WO) about the front line exposure should our one experienced centre forward be injured in February, if we...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PT 2 - CARDIFF CITY 1-1 WATFORD 15.01.2025 1:02:06
PART TWO of the Cardiff fan phone in including the 5 word and long form reviews and limerick!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer...
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