Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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Jun 15, 2026
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POST MATCH PHONE IN - PT 1 - CARDIFF CITY 1-1 WATFORD 15.01.2025 1:06:20
PART ONE of the fan reaction following the late equalizer away at Cardiff after a mainly dull game. The Hornets went up a gear when finally conceding a goal and after a strange couple of days, its nice to talk mainly football. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Derby County (Away) 14.01.2025 39:02
We chat with Jake from RamsTalk about all things Derby and find out about injuries meaning small midfielder, a manager that splits opinion but wears a bobble hat very well, whatever happened to a wing back that was all the gossip once upon a time, Justin has bad wifi which results in him mispronouncing former Watford players and Carl is still recovering from the best and worst waxwork museum that...
WHY SUPPORTING THE MANAGER ISN'T A REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT? 14.01.2025 44:46
After the reaction to the X/Twitter Spaces asking for supporters to email the club to show their support of the manager, Justin, Carl & Pete discuss why it was felt necessary to conduct the spaces and ask for the show of support for TC and his team and look at how the relationship between the club and the manager is pivotal and how Graham Taylor viewed how a manager should be supported. Includes a...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE CARDIFF CITY (AWAY) 13.01.2025 14:44
TC talks about his thoughts following an FA Cup weekend of fixtures about the competition in general and the Fulham game in particular, the importance of a clean sheet away from home and trying to capture the defensive resilience of the earlier games of the Cleverley era are discussed, the update on the transfer situation and Clevs appreciation of the number and the tone of the support at Fulham....
SUPPORT TOM 13.01.2025 1:35:45
We decided to run a sort of emergency spaces (which we don't tend to do unless something has happened, however having had a number of sources triangulate, Pete opened up a Twitter/X Space to attempt to leverage support for the manager from the fans as this appears to be in short supply within the board or ownership of the club. Tom is more than simply another manager bought in to the club, he has...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - FULHAM 4-1 WATFORD FAC R3 10.01.2025 1:01:27
The aftermath of the FA Cup Exit at the hands of Marco Silva's Fulham sees an acknowledgement of the gap in class between the two leagues and the size of the task. An outstanding away fan turnout is acknowledged as we look towards the transfer window and the increase number of injuries the squad is picking up and we cast a glance up the road to another former Watford manager who has now left our r...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS AHEAD OF FULHAM IN THE CUP 08.01.2025 6:23
TC looks at the timing of the break in league action, looks ahead to Fulham, gives an update on Dan Bachmann, recalls working under Marco Silva and looks forward to seeing 4000 plus Watford fans at Craven Cottage COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chri...
No Agenda Podcast - with added drivel!! 07.01.2025 1:24:26
A podcast with no set agenda: Before Carl flied off to Poland the boys discuss various nonsense things and try to respond t questions some which even touch on football - but most are reassuringly random. Justin wants to join the Beatles, Carl thinks Flitwick is in the Middle East and Pete carries on his infatuation with Geri Horner-Halliwell. DNSYE showing no improvement since 2020!! COYH!!! This...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2- WATFORD 1-2 SHEFFIELD UNITED 05.01.2025 1:01:59
Part 2 of the fan reaction, concern about Dan Bachmanns injury plus reviews, comments and limericks!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von H...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-2 SHEFFIELD UNITED 04.01.2025 51:51
Part One of the fan reaction following our third successive defeat but a performance and a day that made fans remember the past and have pride in it as well as give some hope for the future (depending on the transfer window!) COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our P...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE SHEFFIELD UNITED 03.01.2025 15:34
TC gives his thoughts ahead of a day when GT will be at the forefront of everyone's mind, but also looks at recent results and what elements have lead to them plus looking forward to what Chris WIlder's team will bring to proceedings. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Sheffield United (Home) 02.01.2025 27:13
We catch up with Chad from the US and the Red Half of Sheffield about which of us should feel the most sorry for ourselves. Chad does an impression of an American Eagle, Mr Parslow Snr "rolls the bones" after 77 years of supporting Watford and Jarvis visits a very noisy Whitby and Carlos dials it in - in a gloomy mood! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes....
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - QPR 3 - 1 WATFORD 02.01.2025 55:00
Part two of the fan reaction plus the half way point in the season sees Pete discuss the 1 in 10 survey on the members of the Watford squad and then 5 word and long form reviews. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Hollim...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - QPR 3 - 1 WATFORD 01.01.2025 1:06:22
Part One of the post match fan reaction following the disappointing 3-1 defeat at Loftus Road COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer,...
Talking Cleverley - pre QPR Away 31.12.2024 8:43
TC talks about 2024 and what ambitions and resolutions he might consider for 2025 starting at Loftus Road on New Years Day. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, Joh...
POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WATFORD 1-2 CARDIFF CITY 30.12.2024 52:06
All the rest of the post match phone in following the 2-1 home defeat by the Bluebirds plus the 5 word & long form reviews and comments plus some words from managers past and present and of course the limerick of the day (care of @WFCLimericks) COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-2 CARDIFF CITY 30.12.2024 49:50
Following the end of a 17 match unbeaten home run we hear the fans reaction to the 2-1 home defeat by Cardiff City. Kaan starts us off wanting a centre forward in the new year, Rich is flabbergasted that with so much possession we achieved one shot on goal, Brett saves time by picking out the players who had a good game, Wendover wants to sign players in the window and doesn’t like the dark arts a...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Queens Park Rangers (Away) 29.12.2024 47:57
Richard Honey joins us again and kidnaps the podcast with a level of preparation that this podcast has never suffered from in the past, we squabble about how much Gary Penrice did or did not cost but Justin is adamant it would have been more expensive if bought from Portabello Road Market. Alexa makes another dog like appearance and we discuss whether we want the unbeaten home run before we face t...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Cardiff City (Home) 27.12.2024 41:05
We catch up with Ben from "View from the Ninian" an talk about the game that didn't happen and the storm that did. We discuss their manager who wasn't permanent then but is now and that they wish wasn't plus we find out who are the next patsies for Vincent Tan to throw into a piranha infested pool (other James Bond villain killing devices are available). The prediction league sees John maybe lose...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 PORTSMOUTH 27.12.2024 1:18:04
Raw and barely edited: All the fan reaction following the Rocco Vata last minute winner, we also look at the second yellow card awarded to Kwadwo Baah and enjoy the further renaissance of Imran Louza! Carl's half time effort is compared to Tommy Mooney's except Tommy was wearing dress shoes!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast...
DNSYE Christmassy Special Type Thing 24.12.2024 1:10:19
Three unwise men follow a star at Christmas time and play Top Trumps whilst making up the rules as they go...they are old enough to know better of course....but never mind that. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Hollima...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - BURNLEY 2-1 WATFORD 21.12.2024 1:03:07
A disappointing performance with Imran Louza out with illness sees Watford go down 2-1 at Turf Moor but the score line masks a performance that TC has already disparaged. Portsmouth on Boxing Day is now the game where we need to react once more - fingers crossed. Turfcast ring in from the MacDonalds drive through!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Th...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Portsmouth (Home) 21.12.2024 45:03
We speak with Freddie from the PO Forecast about a triumphant last season and making the adjustment to the championship, the prediction league sees the dog and the dice submitting late due to an early recording schedule that may jeopardize their points!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSP...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BURNLEY 19.12.2024 12:19
Tom provides updates on injuries and illness recoveries in the camp and talks about why he is choosing Centre Backs as we switched from 3 to 4 at the back. Bayo and the West Brom game are discussed before looking forward to Burnley at Turf Moor. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW -Burnley (Away) 18.12.2024 45:44
We chat to Joe from Turfcast about all things Claret and Blue including Scott Parkers knitwear, however did Kompany get the Bayern gig, being spoilt by good football and just how far away is St Helens? The prediction league takes on a Thunderbird theme and we wonder if you can loan managers to other clubs? If so don't tell Gino!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratc...
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