Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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Jun 15, 2026
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Episodes
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 WEST BROMWICH ALBION 15.12.2024 1:11:53
All the fan reaction following the front footed win against the Baggies at Vicarage Road. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE WBA 13.12.2024 16:33
TC takes questions about the Hull game and stats to look forward to the home match against the Baggies. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von...
Slavs comments, Justin's show & X/Twitter Question Smorgasbord! 13.12.2024 52:49
We hear Slaven Bilic talk about his first impressions of Watford and discuss if its a fair observation, Justin gives us some news of a show he is helping put on in memory of a friend and we wheel out the Smorgasbord of questions submitted on X and seek some almost appropriate answers!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - HULL CITY 1 - 1 WATFORD 12.12.2024 55:18
All the fan reaction following a disappointing performance at the MKM against the bottom side in the Championship but a late Rocco Vata strike saw us at least bring a point away when all had looked lost - the performance however is not to many peoples pleasing. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - West Bromwich Albion (Home) 11.12.2024 34:17
The lads are joined by Kev (of "Where's Kev") to discuss why the baggies keep drawing, and would Kev sack the manager if he could replace him with one of both of our clubs former managers. John has doggy problems and Jarvis takes a visit to the pet shop before the amazing world of fact or fiction takes a grip on proceedings! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your...
THAT WAS THE WEEK THAT WAS - EPISODE 3 ish 10.12.2024 43:32
Justin, Carl & Pete mull over the last four games and one postponement in what was really nothing like a week but what the heck!! Three clean sheets and goal from a set piece are hopeful signs but we relive the trauma of Home Park in the ironically most impressive performance!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessa...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE HULL CITY 10.12.2024 10:19
TC gives his reactions from turning bus on route to Cardiff, injury updates and his thoughts as we head towards the festive period starting with Hull City and their new manger. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Hull City (Away) 06.12.2024 38:24
Justin & Pete chat with Ant from "To Hull and Back" podcast abut all things Hull City as we venture to another club about to appoint a new manager, so knowing quite what we'll face is anyone's guess really, so instead we hear about the Tigers season and managerial changes, Hull's celebrity fans mortality rates, what song Mick Ronson produced and in the prediction league John finds the quietest con...
Talking Cleverley - pre Cardiff City Away 05.12.2024 13:12
Tom Cleverley gives his thoughts ahead of the Hornets trip to the Cardiff City stadium and gives his thoughts on injuries, those returning and the signing of Nickson Okosun. The Fa Cup draw and memories of Marco Silva are discussed before another familiar face of Omer Riza and the next game are given the focus treatment. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eye...
The Matchday Microphone Pilot Episode 04.12.2024 28:10
In our ongoing quest to bring new voices to the podcast of fans, we entrusted Carl with one of our microphones before, during and after the QPR game and added regular amounts of alcohol - for our possibly new, possibly regular-ish feature chatting to people about the Hortnets!! Hope and anxiety before the game morphs into disappointment and anxiety after the game but Carl chats away with various W...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Cardiff City (Away) 03.12.2024 43:05
The boys chat with Ben of "View from the Ninian" to discuss Cardiff and everything ahead of our trip to the Principality (not the Principality stadium though!). We hear about a manager sacked after 6 games and one point and an interim manager who has had more games than some Watford permanent managers, and with some Watford connections. The prediction league is it's usual triumph of deep analytics...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-0 QPR 30.11.2024 1:09:21
All the fan reaction after a 0-0 draw with QPR, that saw us disappointed and yet happy to have picked up a point after very disappointing first half and a late chance that saw the West Londoners hit the post after Watford had the better of the second half and hit the woodwork themselves with a free kick from the revitalised Imran Louza. Dan Bachmann put in a good showing with some vital stops but...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE QPR 28.11.2024 12:56
TC gives his thoughts before the visit of QPR on Saturday COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 BRISTOL CITY 27.11.2024 1:18:38
All the fan reaction after the 5th consecutive home win that have all been won by a single goal margin. Not a game to live long in the memory none the less there's a lot to discuss in terms of an improved performance by Daniel Bachmann but we all know one swallow does not make a summer - but its an encouraging sign. A couple of great debut calls and some regular voices are mixed together with a go...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - QPR (Home) 26.11.2024 43:42
We are joined by long suffering QPR fan Richard Honey and talk all things Rangers and their, so far depressing season, which we all know is a precursor to a surprise result!!!! The prediction league sees the dog get all technological before Carls Fact and Fiction feature makes a triumphant return to assume its now regular spot for home games and then we go off other directions including house pric...
PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN - PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 2-2 WATFORD 23.11.2024 51:34
Part Two of the post match phone in following the Plymouth draw plus some discussion on the "At Our Place" event and all your comments, reviews and limericks!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Tu...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 2-2 WATFORD 23.11.2024 55:07
Part One of the fan reaction after the last minute "worldie" equalizer from a former Hornet!!! Gutted of course but many are trying to cheer Pete up plus table tennis commentary - so not all bad!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, Ric...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Bristol City (Home) 22.11.2024 44:06
We catch up with Dave from "Forever Bristol City" who has to act as judge due to fixture result duplication and then Carl reveals a new segment involving mysterious facts and we find out more about the Clifton Suspension Bridge than we were expecting. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE PLYMOUTH AWAY 21.11.2024 14:58
TC talks about returning from the international break and players returning, injury updates and the long jaunt to Plymouth COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John...
AT OUR PLACE - FOOTBALL OPERATIONS 20.11.2024 1:01:23
Pete and Carl adjourn to the Red Lion to mull over the discussion points raised at the "Football Operations At Our Place". An interesting and mainly positive night was punctuated with some searching questions relating to the Luton game, the share issue, a certain agent and some revelations were made. Mostly however this was a positive night where the club and supporters seemed aligned in being beh...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Plymouth Argyle (Away) 19.11.2024 38:59
Pete and Carl chat with Aaron from the Green & White podcast whilst Justin phones in under the weight of carpet replacement! We discuss Rooney, their keeper, their strikers, Coach No 1, Dog picnics with Crisp packets that don't come in Watford colours, Harry Kane's new yet old statue and the Plymouth Gin distillery which is good for everyone unless you like distilleries apparently!! No insight wha...
WATFORD WOMEN 2-0 HASHTAG UNITED 17.11.2024 23:34
This was a performance not to be undervalued. Hashtag are a very good side, athletic strong, very good on the deck and with some fine players however this was a different Watford to the one that travelled to Essex for the reverse fixture and an exciting game was capped with a stunning strike to make it 2-0 and a fantastic piece of goalkeeping to keep the clean sheet and ensure the points stayed wi...
DNSYE - YET ANOTHER JOHN TEXTOR UPDATE 16.11.2024 24:24
Pete and Justin chat about the latest news coming out of French football relating to Lyon and John Textor who has recently been connected with buying Watford, which looks HIGHLY unlikely now! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2,...
DNSYE have a chat with....Jason Cundy 16.11.2024 58:21
Justin did a mental health video with Jason Cundy back in May and we have been trying to find a convenient time to get him on (The Sceptical England Fan Podcast was originally mooted) and we finally got to have a chat about Jason's goal against Luton in a 5-0 win, Jason's career, managers and health journey involving testicular cancer. We also talk about the Premier League whilst Justin looks out...
DNSYE - Going off on a tangent! 14.11.2024 45:37
The boys get together to mull over a series of subjects during an international break induced coma (other coma's are available - just ask Carl!). Subjects include but are not limited to: Bayo, stewards, Bovril, Pete's increasing wonder at technology, getting to Plymouth, Justin's love of free food (especially buffet), updates on John Textor rumours and whether Kathy is still in EastEnders. COYH!!!...
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