Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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Jun 15, 2026

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Episodes

WATFORD WOMEN 5-2 EXETER CITY 10.11.2024

Pete was at the Exeter City match which saw Bianca Baptiste step out of retirement, a song spring up and Helen Ward and Ali Palish heckle interviews at the end!!! Honestly the things we have to go through!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Gia...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 OXFORD UNITED 09.11.2024

All the reaction after a 1-0 win courtesy of an improved second half performance and the re-emergence of Imran Louza. We discuss the Sissoko suspension and if it has meant another couple of viable midfield option are now available to TC. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks...

DNSYE INVESTMENT SPECIAL - JUST WHO IS JOHN TEXTOR? 08.11.2024

Peter talks to Justin about John Textor and the Eagle Football Holdings Group who have been linked with interest in a Watford takeover this week. This provides no credence to the veracity of the story but a change in ownership would be potentially seismic so we thought it might be worthwhile doing a bit of digging and chatting about the man behind the story. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created a...

TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRE OXFORD UTD THOUGHTS 08.11.2024

Injuries, suspensions and recovering from Swansea and an interesting answer relating to maverick exciting player traits vs consistency. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee...

TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - SWANSEA CITY 1-0 WATFORD 06.11.2024

All the fan reaction following a dreadful away performance at the Liberty Stadium, coming after a great result and brilliant second half at Sheffield Wednesday we try to understand how one performance followed the other. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreo...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Oxford United (Home) 05.11.2024

We are joined by Fraser from Oxfords "Fence End Podcast" and discuss Watford connections, kit changes, Des Buckingham's circuitous route from Oxford to Oxford via India and New Zealand! Derek Batey and Mr & Mrs, plus the dog has some kind of barking fit and breaks all the well adhered to rules of the prediction league - finally we do look at the game coming on a Friday night of all things!! COYH!!...

PART 2 - POST MATCH PHONE IN SWFC 2-6 WATFORD 03.11.2024

PART TWO Danny joins us on his way back from the ground to report on the quintessential “game of two halves”, Jack runs out of signal before Nellie tells us about a “quiet storm coming” under TC, Kaiden tells us how he has slagged Bayo but now selected him in his team before Carl, Colin and Taylor join us on their way out of Sheffield and Taylor suggests that Bayo deserves a “kiss on the toe”!! Al...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - SWFC 2- 6 WATFORD 02.11.2024

PART ONE Vakoun Bay scores four who Ron describes as “sweet” we then talk of memories of Gurnam Singh (Wolverhampton)!! We hear about Harborough Town winning their FA Cup 1st round tie from Alan before turning to events at Hillsborough. Ollie comes on and gives his usual balanced take on proceedings including looking at our 1st half performance whilst enjoying the second half! Adam was impressed b...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SWANSEA CITY AWAY 02.11.2024

Ben joins us from Swanscast as we ask why this is always a midweek fixture and whatever did happen to good centre forwards, John still finds humans who refuse to roll dice in Watford's favour and Jarvis dials it in late as throw his late arrival to our guest for the question of points deductions! Plus we find the link between Wales and Egyptology!! Which was nice COYH!!! This Podcast has been crea...

TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRIOR TO SWFC AWAY 31.10.2024

TC gives his thoughts on the players carrying knocks and gives updates on Jebbison and Keben. The away day results and what to do are discussed plus the bosses thoughts on what is needed to get not only away wins but back to back wins. TC also gives us his thoughts on Saturdays opponents and their bright young manager. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes....

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY AWAY 30.10.2024

We’re joined by Stevie from “That Wednesday Week” who takes us through life with the Owls since Danny Rohl arrived and the up turn that saw them move away from a dreadful start to last season and steadily improvement, we swiftly get on to much loved Hornets who have turfed up at Hillsborough and then done very little for them!!! We discover that Michael Smith has an internal “Roberto Carlos”, we l...

FANS CHAT with HELEN WARD & GEORGE VALENCIA 29.10.2024

Pete is joined by fellow womens football enthusiast - Mike Parkin of "From the Rookery End" to discuss all things Watford Women's team and the new partnership with "Sound of Gol". We hear about the growing pains of football in the UK but also the absence of opportunity for Latina women in the US when it comes to football. The partnership between Watford and Sound of Gol is looking to positively im...

PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 BLACKBURN ROVERS 27.10.2024

Part 2 of the Post Match Phone In sees us discuss more about how the team need smelling salts or something away from home, how high up would we be if we were any good, Ebosele and Vata get a lot of love and we hear the 5 word, long forms and Limericks etc.... Thanks as ever to everyone who listens or contributes or simply tolerates us cocking about!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uplo...

PART ONE - POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 BLACKBURN ROVERS 26.10.2024

Part One of the fan reaction following a win over Blackburn Rovers that was less than convincing in terms of shots on goal and entertainment but was exactly what the doctor ordered after a difficult week so far!!! Pollock playing on whilst injured, a Scottish update, smelling salts and other reaction to the actual game occur between Pete playing around with his latest sound effect!!! COYH!!! This...

TALKING CLEVERLEY - PRE BLACKBURN ROVERS 25.10.2024

TC reflects on a injuries and a couple of players we haven't yet seen much of in Dwomoh and Keben, reflects on his early time at the Hornets when Blackburn manager was the captain and looks forward to the game knowing we need a performance and result to get anything out of a difficult week. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast ar...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - BLACKBURN ROVERS (HOME) 24.10.2024

Ian tells about the Blackburn season which is going rather well under former Watford skipper John Eustace, we discuss the arrivals and departures including a potential cult hero and the flouncy "Alice band" wearer that is Todd Cantwell!! Carl is over the Atlantic but that doesn't stop Pete's harsh justice being dispensed with Ian help before Ian and Justin take on Sky TV schedules and Morrisons "S...

PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN LEEDS 2-1 WATFORD 23.10.2024

PART TWO Hear the fan reaction after the defeat at Elland Road, including reaction to Dan Bachmann and Tom Cleverleys post match comments. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, L...

POST MATCH PHONE IN LEEDS 2-1 WATFORD 23.10.2024

PaART ONE After a disastrous first 7 minutes at Elland Road the team put in a decent performance but here the fan reaction is understandably dominated by the main story of the night that proved pivotal in the final score. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patre...

Watford Women 6 QPR 1 20.10.2024

Pete visits Grosvenor Vale as the Womens team progress to the quarter final of the League Cup and Melis Mehmet makes a return to 1st team football after recovering from an ACL. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LEEDS AWAY 20.10.2024

Prior to the debacle at the kennel (wasn't that nice time!!) Justin and Pete came together to discuss the Leeds away game without Carlos and without Leeds (our old podcast friends there have stopped podcasting!!). Where's Kev saves the day with a prediction for the EFL and John get Steve and Patrick to roll the dice whilst Jarvis seems to be in a cave!!! Justin gets upset about Camden but is very...

PART 2 POST MATCH PHONE IN - LUTON 3-0 WATFORD 19.10.2024

Part 2 of the fan reaction plus the 5 word and long form reviews after the 3-0 defeat at Kenilworth Road COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von...

POST MATCH PHONE IN - LUTON 3-0 WATFORD 19.10.2024

Part One of the fan reaction following an abject display against local rivals Luton Town, where the hosts ran out comfortable 3-0 victors. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, L...

Talking Cleverley - pre Luton Town Away 17.10.2024

Tom Cleverley talks about players returning from international duty and preparing for the M1 Derby at Luton Town. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark vo...

M1 Derby - 3 Counties Radio Special 16.10.2024

Andy Collins (Watford) & Justin Dealey (the other lot!) from BBC 3CR join the lads to discuss aggregate scores put to Elton John soundtracks, the Premier League experience, Manager vulnerabilities, Harry Potter buses, Rob Edwards aging process and if the derby is a chance for him to restore both his youth, seasons hopes and his relationship with Kenilworth Road crowd. Pete requests the radio profe...

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LUTON TOWN (AWAY) 15.10.2024

The chaps discuss the forthcoming derby match with Ollie from OK Football and discuss the cost of the rather strange but quickly assembled stand, the journey up to and back down from the top flight, the Luton forward Pete hoped would come to Watford, Carl's use of the word "aggregate" and Justin complains about going last in the Prediction League even though he hasn't gone last this season. The Di...

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