Distractions

Do the gals talk about diarrhea again? Why yes they do. But they also talk about bangs, butts, and bad posture.

The gals mentally prepare themselves for a weird thanksgiving. Also, Mal's in an exciting relationship with her colon, and Brenna is the best friend ever.

Well, it's been a crazier than expected couple of weeks, so the gals have a nice old fashioned debrief. 

No new ep this week, but we're here to calm your election night jitters with a special treat. Enjoy the best and craziest stories by the one, the only, THEE Mallory. Girl, Yes!

We got a long one! The gals chat about the impending apocalypse and *dramatic head turn* REBECCA before revisiting their embarrassing childhood selves.

The gals get into it this week. Brenna has psychic bad luck, Drew is a high school bully, Mal has her meat sticks, and everyone rolls out their Dr. Fauci impression.

The gals get sincere (but not too sincere) while they answer some important questions. Plus, a very fragrant Girl, No.

The Gals get real about diarrhea, haunted houses, and shadow people.

From Q Anon to moody nudes, the gals really run the gamut this week. 

The gals cover a lot of ground today, from the Mulan remake to ghosts to traumatizing pet stories. 

The gals are back together again! Brenna's had enough of her neighbors, Mal is Ace Ventura, and some very special surprise visitors visit the pod!

We're back and we brought desert pizzas! Tune in to hear the gals weigh in on bangs, boobs, and the fast approaching end of the world.

It's official, Brenna's daughter is spooky and we might as well accept it. Also, Drew is becoming her weirdest self, plus a very special birthday song.

Welcome back to 2010, where we only talk about Taylor Swift and Twilight.

Put your nursing bras on, cause we're back! The gals update each other on Brenna's overachieving right boob, Drew's new life as a lonely cemetery hunchback, and all the lying creeps that Mal has dated. Plus, burial preferences, at home haircuts, and Brenna's new barn boy ghost.  Thanks for tuning in and welcome back!

We're back! We talk about Brenna's psychic visions, toilet flumes, and whether or not social media is useful in any way. 

We got a long one! The gals get into it about quarantine routines, the perfect turkey sandwich, and the necessity of showering.

You are not going to BELIEVE how many times Agnes farts in Mal's mouth during this episode.

It's the 50th (plaid) episode of Distractions! We're back from our babymoon with guns a blazin'!  Listen to hear Conor Perry's exclusive podcast debut, Drew get legit angry at Agnes, and every's thoughts on body hair. Also, is this the first ever instance of someone switching sides while breastfeeding on a podcast? It's possible!

Brenna REALLY is having her baby this week, we swear. Meanwhile, Drew is a lizard and Mal sweats it out in her sweat den.

The gals are fed up with Utah County, Brenna is still pregnant, and everyone shares some very low stakes to do lists.

Another week! Brenna has a baby update, Drew feels neutral, and Mal has a teleconferencing disaster. Stay inside!

Earthquakes, pandemics, what a week. Has it only been a week? huh.

Boy howdy things sure have gotten out of hand! Take a break from these stressful times and come hang with the gals, who are also very stressed actually.

The Gals are back! They chat crazy dogs, Six Flags, and their new baby headband business.