Distractions

We're back and we're chatty! So many things to discuss including cocoons, sleepovers, Mandy Moore, bog mummies, and Sing 2. Yay!

We're back! And just like our foremothers, we're flopping into 2022. 

The gals are back and limping across that 2021 finish line. Mal's current haunting, winter shoes, and humiliating moments are discussed. 

Mal went skydiving. We get into it.

Brenna's dogs are barking after a long week of single motherhood, Mal revisits her old college bathroom couch, and Drew's keeps up with her sexy neighbors.

We RAMBLE on this one guys. It's been a while, can you blame us?  We talk Dune, getting pulled over, pranks gone wrong, toilet culture updates, and Drew finally takes Agnes to the dump.

Looks like this is now a podcast about the movie Malignant. Also, spooky season, Mal's birthday, and Dealbreakers. 

We're alive and chatting about family reunions, dog shame, and important Hollywood news. Plus, Mal gets fired up about an old feud.

It's our 90th episode and we're talking about parking garage mishaps, when poop is safe to eat, and whether or not Carrot Top is a necrophiliac. Get vaccinated!

We're back at it again! Chats about beach exhaustion,  chapstick, Marvel, and melted chocolate. Plus, Agnes and Mallory duke it out.

The gals chat about the day their bladders shrunk, Epstein Barr, and their housewife dreams. Plus, Mal issues an apology.

The gals yuk it up about fireworks, body issues, and June's lifetime ban from scissors. Don't hide your butt under a bushel!

The gals chat it up about their dark vision boards, girls' camp, and being haunted by Bo Burnham

Very exciting ep! Carnivals, nannies, and an in depth discussion about Mal's friend making goals. Be careful of those MLMs!

The gals are back and gabbing about road trips, running, and reentering society. 

The gals get into it about moles, Friends, and dvd bonus features. Welcome to lordoftherings.net!

The gals talk crying at work, dressing confidently, and dental hygiene. 

The gals are back and talking about TV,  being vaxxed, and the worst cruise of all time.

The Gals get into it about Brenna's fat dog, fighting with your sisters, and targeted farting.

The Gals are back! Brenna updates everyone on her wonderfully eccentric daughter, Drew will not be skydiving anytime soon, and Mal recounts a truly crazy day at work.

Mal's a darling, Brenna gives us a duct update, and Drew is extremely confident in this episode.

The gals get into it this week about Mal's memorable fashion, enneagrams, and Drew getting ambushed by coyotes.  Also, they tackle the eternal question: Is Belle draggin' a wagon?

Lots of very important stuff this ep. Conor has broken up with his mother, Prince Harry is a doof, and Brenna is NOT pleased with this week's deal breaker. Don't dying!

The gals fight about cookies and talk about sports. Real manly stuff.

Listen in as the gals discuss quarantine brain, Mal discovers that makeup expires, and Brenna reveals how Far From the Madding Crowd almost ruined her marriage.