Distractions

So It's Going To Be Forever... 08.07.2026 1:15:15 ↓

We obviously talk about The Wedding.

Death by ADHD 01.06.2026 1:41:10 ↓

We discuss AI, Michael Jackson, and Peelerz.

SlopGirl7 06.04.2026 1:23:35 ↓

We're slowly getting our act together. How did Rocky learn the word joke?

Brunette Erasure 10.02.2026 1:04:40 ↓

It's 2026 and we're...back? Aliens. Ice Dancing. Where's Nancy? Is Coach Shah Edgar Linton? 

Mormal 26.08.2024 1:05:02 ↓

We're back! The gals chat booktok, ballerina farm, weird massages, and Mal's new podcast

Don't Spoil the Beans 12.03.2024 1:09:24 ↓

The gals resurface to chat all kinds of things! Sourdough, Newsies, electrolysis. (This was recorded before the recent Kate Middleton news or else that's all we would be talking about)

She Bangs 11.12.2023 1:37:05 ↓

Big dump of an update! The gals talk nails, straight As, Naked Attraction, and cervixes.

Swing Away, Merrill 30.08.2023 51:40 ↓

Woo hoo the gals are checking in! And it's a doozy, cause have you guys heard about these aliens?!

Dad in the Dorm 05.06.2023 1:09:10 ↓

Wow we're back for our quarterly check in! Drew's on the picket line, Brenna's talking cults, and Mallory is TERRIFIED of AI. 

Mr. Mold 14.03.2023 52:23 ↓

We're back?? Drew sees Titanic, Brenna's done with winter, and Mallory has a busy Valentines day. 

Tortleneck 25.01.2023 54:01 ↓

It's the new year and we're trying!! Brenna gives us her expert rundown on Spare, Mallory has a new car, and Drew can't stop thinking about those Pandoran whales.

Shrew Groove 05.12.2022 52:05 ↓

We're back after a long time! We talk aging, makeup and being forced to marry Kocoum. 

Mamma Mia The Queen is Dead 15.09.2022 49:32 ↓

You know we had to weigh in on the queen! Also Jersey Boys, candy, and diarrhea.

Dearth 18.07.2022 1:16:46 ↓

Wow, we're back after a big break. We of course discuss periods, vacation limits, skunks, TikTok, and a very creamy Girl, no. And remember, if you're doing good, you're not paying attention!

Summer Mommin' 16.06.2022 33:33 ↓

Wow we're back?? Talking about carnivals, jury duty, and how we would discipline Prince Louis.

Unexpected Foot 02.05.2022 45:14 ↓

The gals discuss public transit, Robert Pattinson fan letters, and of course Evans.

The Butcher of Baker 28.03.2022 58:22 ↓

Hear Mallory get her nut milker live on the air as the gals discuss  customer service interactions, stranger danger, and diarrhea (of course).

The Hundo 28.02.2022 49:15 ↓

Well guys, we made it. 100 episodes! We look back on our three years of podcasting and read listener submitted Dealbreakers. Thanks for listening!

Dr. Doubtfire 14.02.2022 48:52 ↓

The wibes are weird as we chat about Mal's search for a new doctor, Brenna's favorite age, and the internet's worst rabbit hole. We're sorry about the poop, guys.

Pervin' on Johnny 31.01.2022 1:36:46 ↓

We're back and we're chatty! So many things to discuss including cocoons, sleepovers, Mandy Moore, bog mummies, and Sing 2. Yay!

Homesteader Era 17.01.2022 44:12 ↓

We're back! And just like our foremothers, we're flopping into 2022. 

There's a Gambler Down Here 13.12.2021 40:35 ↓

The gals are back and limping across that 2021 finish line. Mal's current haunting, winter shoes, and humiliating moments are discussed. 

Baby Mal 22.11.2021 45:40 ↓

Mal went skydiving. We get into it.

Long Brockovich Days 15.11.2021 45:46 ↓

Brenna's dogs are barking after a long week of single motherhood, Mal revisits her old college bathroom couch, and Drew's keeps up with her sexy neighbors.

Don't Hit Kids 25.10.2021 1:16:51 ↓

We RAMBLE on this one guys. It's been a while, can you blame us?  We talk Dune, getting pulled over, pranks gone wrong, toilet culture updates, and Drew finally takes Agnes to the dump.