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Mother I've Made: RHOSLC Recap Episode 6 26.10.2026 1:30:14 ↓

Dude we've made and we're here. Would Elizabeth Holmes be a good housewife? Is Jen Shah The Joker of SLC?  We're so lucky to create every day.

Betrayal: RHOSLC Recap Episode 4/5 19.10.2026 1:04:26 ↓

We're back with some more hypocrisy and bullshit. Is Lisa Barlow on the spectrum?

Diablo: RHOSLC Episode 3 05.10.2026 1:08:49 ↓

You have to tip well or they're going to shove your toothbrush up their butt. Enter your diplo era and come discuss all the diablo behavior in this week's episode.

Capricorn Moon: RHOSLC Recap Episode 2 28.09.2026 1:08:17 ↓

This year, we're turning up the bass and showing off our new face. Who is the most lizard like housewife? Lisa Singing Clip

Baby Gorgeous: RHOSLC Recap Episode 1 21.09.2026 1:05:28 ↓

We're not usually ones to expound, but here's our recap of RHOSLC Season 7 Episode 1! Fix yourself up a goat cheese grilled cheese and listen in.

An Incredible Crop of Crazy Ladies: RHOSLC Recap Intro 14.09.2026 1:06:23 ↓

It's a new era and a new format. Please, join us as we recap the new season of TV's most important show, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. 

So It's Going To Be Forever... 08.07.2026 1:15:15 ↓

We obviously talk about The Wedding.

Death by ADHD 01.06.2026 1:41:10 ↓

We discuss AI, Michael Jackson, and Peelerz.

SlopGirl7 06.04.2026 1:23:35 ↓

We're slowly getting our act together. How did Rocky learn the word joke?

Brunette Erasure 10.02.2026 1:04:40 ↓

It's 2026 and we're...back? Aliens. Ice Dancing. Where's Nancy? Is Coach Shah Edgar Linton? 

Mormal 26.08.2024 1:05:02 ↓

We're back! The gals chat booktok, ballerina farm, weird massages, and Mal's new podcast

Don't Spoil the Beans 12.03.2024 1:09:24 ↓

The gals resurface to chat all kinds of things! Sourdough, Newsies, electrolysis. (This was recorded before the recent Kate Middleton news or else that's all we would be talking about)

She Bangs 11.12.2023 1:37:05 ↓

Big dump of an update! The gals talk nails, straight As, Naked Attraction, and cervixes.

Swing Away, Merrill 30.08.2023 51:40 ↓

Woo hoo the gals are checking in! And it's a doozy, cause have you guys heard about these aliens?!

Dad in the Dorm 05.06.2023 1:09:10 ↓

Wow we're back for our quarterly check in! Drew's on the picket line, Brenna's talking cults, and Mallory is TERRIFIED of AI. 

Mr. Mold 14.03.2023 52:23 ↓

We're back?? Drew sees Titanic, Brenna's done with winter, and Mallory has a busy Valentines day. 

Tortleneck 25.01.2023 54:01 ↓

It's the new year and we're trying!! Brenna gives us her expert rundown on Spare, Mallory has a new car, and Drew can't stop thinking about those Pandoran whales.

Shrew Groove 05.12.2022 52:05 ↓

We're back after a long time! We talk aging, makeup and being forced to marry Kocoum. 

Mamma Mia The Queen is Dead 15.09.2022 49:32 ↓

You know we had to weigh in on the queen! Also Jersey Boys, candy, and diarrhea.

Dearth 18.07.2022 1:16:46 ↓

Wow, we're back after a big break. We of course discuss periods, vacation limits, skunks, TikTok, and a very creamy Girl, no. And remember, if you're doing good, you're not paying attention!

Summer Mommin' 16.06.2022 33:33 ↓

Wow we're back?? Talking about carnivals, jury duty, and how we would discipline Prince Louis.

Unexpected Foot 02.05.2022 45:14 ↓

The gals discuss public transit, Robert Pattinson fan letters, and of course Evans.

The Butcher of Baker 28.03.2022 58:22 ↓

Hear Mallory get her nut milker live on the air as the gals discuss  customer service interactions, stranger danger, and diarrhea (of course).

The Hundo 28.02.2022 49:15 ↓

Well guys, we made it. 100 episodes! We look back on our three years of podcasting and read listener submitted Dealbreakers. Thanks for listening!

Dr. Doubtfire 14.02.2022 48:52 ↓

The wibes are weird as we chat about Mal's search for a new doctor, Brenna's favorite age, and the internet's worst rabbit hole. We're sorry about the poop, guys.