Distractions

The gals chat about nervous dogs, babies, and the oscars. Also, updates on the search for whimsy.

Brenna's cold, Mal wants adventure, and everyone plays a round of 'Which Animal Would You Marry.'

The gals play Dealbreaker and tell embarrassing stories.

What's that strange ticking noise? Don't worry about it! It's probably just lupus.

Official Royal Correspondent Brenna Perry keeps everyone ABREAST on all things Windsor this week as Mal starts her transformation into a depressed Sith lord.

It's the new year and all we can think about is Cats. We're not quite sure what we saw, but we sure did see it. 

The last episode of the year! The gals are in a jolly mood as they discuss Mal's religious celebrity experience and where they were 10 years ago. Happy Holidays!

Just a quick lil' update to show you all that we're committed to the podcast. Thank you for all the support!

The gals are back! They gab about Mal's dreams, in-laws, June's power pooping, and play a quick dealbreaker. Plus, Brenna shares some big news!

We'll be back next week with more distractions, but please enjoy this special Christmas remix in the meantime!

A quick Thanksgiving ep in which Brenna DELIGHTS us all with a special surprise. (Don't worry, Mal made it back to LA in one piece).

Listen as James busts into the studio to defend the virtue of Netflix's The King.

Listen to the gals chew right into the mic as Mal gets her identity stolen and everyone takes a look back at their search histories.

Brenna tells us about her spooky but informative ghost tour as Drew and Mallory have a bonding car disaster.

We got a shorty but a sweetie for you today! A fine addition into the Girl, No hall of fame.

The gals have a guest on the pod today! Whitney Meek flexes on everyone with her impeccable accent work, Brenna's daughter fat shames her, Drew is OBSESSED with Tibet the spiritual guide dog, and Mal holds court as the world's premiere frozen pizza connoisseur.

Mal and Drew are #hanginginthere in LA. The gals play a nice, soothing game of hot seat.

Mal and Drew are getting settled after the Big Move, which means the gals are back and better than ever! Listen for James being James as well as a very long tangent about OBGYNs. 

The gals are frazzled this week, as evidenced by the terrible sound quality, screaming child, and whiny dog. But we #loveourfans so you get to hear this anyway!

WE'RE BACK! Thank you loyal listeners! Brenna tells us about her romantic Scottish adventure and Mal recounts her recent meeting with her nemesis.

Hey guys! Brenna's gallivanting through the Scottish highlands this week, so we didn't get to record a new episode. But! We care about you so much that we're posting a conversation from a few weeks ago. It didn't seem interesting enough to share at the time, but it's better than nothing, right?

We're Back! You've probably forgotten us completely by this point, so we play the Newlywed Game to reintroduce ourselves. Also, Brenna throws down in a parking lot.

Drew and Brenna try to explain to Mallory what they witnessed at Hugh Jackman's one man show.

The gals get up on a lot of soap boxes today! Guns! Men! The Lion King! They also introduce a fun game the whole family can enjoy. Lions, are you with me?

Drew is in convalescence after a buck wild wisdom teeth extraction. Mal has an existential crisis which of course leads back to robots.