Disney Dunces

So this is Christmas, and my god, Ms. Kringle, what have you done? Another year over, and a new crisis has begun - but don’t worry, the Dunces are here to cover this tragedy and two others that have definitely totally happened for like realsies. It's a Christmas special like every other Christmas special that has come before it, not to mention, the most progressive DPOM to date, it's Noelle!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… three dunces got together in order to needlessly summarize the first/fourth installment of what is perhaps the most iconic film franchise of all time. To which they then double down on the needlessness of it all by attempting to summarize the episode summarizing the first/fourth installment of what is perhaps the most iconic film franchise of all tim It’s...

Alright, everyone. Get ready to scrap those smart cars and trash those smart phones because the next step in the electronic revolution is finally here! Introducing the Smart House, with its patented floor sucking technology, smoothie making prowess, and overwhelming desire to satisfy your every need - even mothers are a thing of the past! That’s right, this baby cooks for you, cleans for you, and...

It used to be that when Disney felt like releasing a subpar sequel to one of its animated hits, they’d have the courtesy of just farting it out on Disney VHS and DVD so that you could enjoy it from the comfort of your own home. But I guess when you give those films an actual budget and keep the original cast, they start to expect people to pay the full price of admission to make up the difference....

Listen up bitches and uhhh... male dogs? Get ready to split your spaghetti and pucker up on this wonderful bella notte, because Disney+ has finally arrived! And what better way to celebrate than to listen to the Dunces cover an exclusive direct-to-streaming service live action remake of the beloved classic that everyone remembers fully and completely. It’s Lady and the Tramp, now with 99.9% less r...

Had we covered The Little Mermaid prior to this episode, this is the part where we would just copy and paste that description, sprinkle in a few new words here and there, and create a disgusting Frankenstein monstrosity of a description. But instead, we guess we'll just leave it to The Wonderful World of Disney™️, it's The Wonderful World of Disney Presents The Little Mermaid Live!

Alright, so this is a little awkward... it’s almost like the Dunces went to podcast school and none of them got sent to the corner. They talk about the movie, they talk about the songs, and they even cover the plausibility of fan theories that span across Disney’s extended universe. I mean okay, there might just be one little thing about troll gods, but hey, pobody’s nerfect. So join us in this no...

Listen up bitches, because it’s time for witches. And we’re talking REAL witches here, none of that make-believe J.K. Rowling level poppycockery. So grab the nearest virgin and have them light your blackest flame, because the Sanderson Sisters are coming to town! It’s Hocus Pocus!

Fall is here, Fall is here, it’s a wonderful time of year! That’s right, people! The air is crisper, the days are shorter, and the boys are finally ripe for the picking. So join the Dunces as they celebrate yet another bountiful harvest at the second happiest place on Earth, Dark’s Pandemonium Carnival! Just ignore that pricking of your thumbs, because it’s time for the family friendly fall classi...

Oh boy, oh boy! It's not just the scares that keep on coming in this next installment of the Disney Dunces Scares Stupid Spooktacular! So get ready to stroke those nostalgia boners and whatever other boners that may just so happen to pop up, because this time the Dunces are running train on two classic Disney owned properties in this marathon down memory lane. It’s the Disney Channel Original Movi...

Hold your horses! Now what exactly do a manic millionaire toad, a gangly glutinous school master, and a candy-filled celebration of all things spooky have to do with each other?! Well... I guess it all depends on who you ask. So join the Dunces for, what may or may not be, the second installment of their Scared Stupid Spooktacular. It’s The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad!

Good evening boils and ghouls, and welcome to the Disney Dunces Scared Stupid Spooktacular! Join the dunces as they recount the tale of a perfectly ordinary manor with extra ordinary residents and the one man hell bent on giving them their happily Evers after. But, can he really stop the suave sophisticated specter from sleeping with his wife, or does he not stand a ghost of a chance? It’s Disney'...

Alright, so.. you’re probably thinking to yourselves, "why on God’s green Earth did they decide to cover the sequel of a film that they spent a good twenty minutes trying to avoid talking about in an episode dedicated to talking about said film, let alone immediately the next week?!" The only reason I could possibly come up with is... well.. George just lucky, I guess? It’s George of the Jungle 2!

Welcome to the premiere episode of The Cast Cast. I'm your host, Master Caster Gaster, and join me and my co host while we discuss all of the podcasts that we're qualified to do and all of their potential names. Oh, there's a third guy to mumbling about some crappy Tarzan rip off, but that's okay, he doesn't get the business.

Uh oh! This week the Dunces are trading in their caps for fedoras as they get deep down into the seedy underbelly of 1947 Hollywood in order to unravel a mystery that’s been plaguing this great nation for well over half a century: where exactly are all the overtly sexual western cartoon characters?! It’s Who Framed Roger Rabbit!

Well guys, it took 327 years, but we finally figured out why John Proctor ripped up that piece of paper. So come take a bath with the boys, while they regale you with a tale of one little girl’s journey into womanhood after she foolishly signs away her name. Can she help her friends, save her parents, and make a profit for the bathhouse?! It’s the classic that Disney imported straight from the lan...

You guys ever watch season 3 of King of the Hill? It's the one that starts off with Luanne losing all of her hair due to an explosion at the Mega Lo Mart. It’s honestly a pretty fantastic season. It’s just that Luanne fluctuates from being bald, to having a full head of hair, to having very little hair on an episode-to-episode basis because the network decided they wanted to air these episodes out...

Bing bong bing bong, boys and girls! Pack up your pencils and trapper your keepers, because those school bells are-a ringin'! Class is in session and it's time for the Dunces to teach you a lesson in the wonders of conformity, cliques, and every other cliche East High is looking to throw at you. It's The Disney Channel Original Movie, High School Musical!

It’s the Disney Dunces with our special guest star, Craig of Craig’s Stuff! Woo! It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to get things started, on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, duncetational. This is what we call The Muppet Movie show!

Ah... 1920s Nawlins... a time and place to say goodbye to Victorian era morals and hello to that funny reefer man. A place where flappers took to the streets, and clubs roared with a sound that can’t be beat. A time where gators could still play the trumpet, fireflies act as locksmiths, and “Big Daddy” owned his fair share of people. So come on down the bayou, and join these po’ boys as they take...

Hoppy days are here again! The Dunces are back, and they really toad the line in this by the brookes episode filled with the same ribbiting conversation you’ve come to expect. Let’s just hop you don’t suffer from any frog related amphobias, as we discuss season 1 of Disney Channel’s newtest original animated series, Amphibia! 

If you were lucky enough to not see this one in theaters yet, then do yourself a favor and listen to this instead. This is the only time that we feel for once that these Dunces actually put some knowledge out into the world. Sure, it's mostly about hyena clitorises and how not to act in a movie theater, but that's a lot more than this film could ever teach you. It's The Lion King again, but bad!

Aloha, Cousin! Did you ever think to yourself, “Hey if Stitch is experiment #626, just what exactly happened to the other 625 experiments?” Yeah, us neither. We just kind of assumed that they succumbed to a fiery heat death like any other good failed experiment, but maybe evil space scientists do things just a bit differently. So please, join the Dunces while we go over the preamble to the hit ani...

What are you doing?! You’ve seen this movie!  And multiple times I bet!! Hell, I’d wager that it's probably your favorite movie, or at the very least in the top ten. You’ve probably memorized all of the songs and break out all of your favorite quotes on the daily. And also let’s be honest, this film probably played a part in your sexual awakening. Yet still you’ve bothered to come here to listen t...

Your friendly neighborhood dunces are back! This time, we're guiding you on a trip around the world! Pack your bags, people! We’re heading to Venice, Berlin, and places unknown to check out a tower and some kind of bridge! We'll also join some big festival of importance that we can’t seem to figure out the name of. Don't worry, we’ll be sure to talk extensively about subjects that we do understand...