Disney Dunces

The toys are back in town for this direct-to-video sequel of a sequel of a sequel. But luckily, the Dunces are here to guide you lost toys through all your existential questions and help you ignore your conscience in order to live life for yourself. It’s Disney and Pixar’s Toy Story 4! ...what the hell do you mean this was actually in theaters?!

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If you’re like the rest of the world, you absolutely adore the Toy Story trilogy, and if so I’ve got some good news and bad news. The good news is that the Dunces are all about nothing but that rich Toy Story lore this episode. The bad news is, it covers the nonsense that you never bothered watching. So check your footwear for reptiles and pull out your child’s plaything while we explore exactly w...

Alright guys, stay and listen to this one. No seriously, we need you to sit. Play dead if you must, just don’t roll over on us now. It might sound like the Dunces got a bad case of the zoomies, but do your best to heel, while we fetch a quality summary of Disney’s Bolt. Who’s a good boy?!

Now this is a story all about how, this film got flipped turned upside down. We’d like to take an hour, just sit right there. We’ll tell you how Disney recycled yet another one of their movies, while we recycle some of our jokes. It’s Disney’s Aladdin! Again!

Let's take a "Step in Time" to lands of yesteryear to see the late, great Walt Disney repeatedly slam his face into a brick wall in order to obtain everyone's favorite nanny - and even further still, to get deeply personal with an author whose life has been anything but "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". So fasten those tin foil dunce caps, and take everything you hear with a "Spoonful of Sugar...

After 10,000 years of solitude, the genie deserves so much more than these idiots. But alas, join us on this fine Arabian night as the Dunces take you on a tour of the darker, more sensual side of Agrabah. It's the original animated feature, Aladdin!

Sorry all, but Marvel gave us the okay to spoil the heck out of this one. Join the Dunces as they turn a three hour movie into sub-one hour long nonsensical conversation in a single snap. Grab your most comfortable handicapable and/or person-of-size-accessible seating for this very PC coverage of Disney's Marvel's Avengers: Endgame.

It's all for one and one for all in this episode of the Disney Dunces, as the Dunces regale you with a tale of chivalry and deceipt all to acapella versions of your favorite classical hits. It's Disney's Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers!

Oh bother, the Dunces are back and this time with terrible accents. So please, sit down and stay a while as these boys uncover Christopher Robin's dark past and unknowingly learn a thing or two about the philosophy of Taoism and the ideas behind passive living. Its Disney's Christopher Robin!

The thing about pilot episodes and holiday specials is that they're rarely actually any good. So join the Dunces in a special kind of stupid as they dribble their way though the hit Disney Channel original film "Full-Court Miracle" in this double whammy of a world premier episode. Oy vey!