Disney Dunces

I would argue that the harmonious melding of two desserts into something spectacular, while acknowledging that both Twix and doughnuts are still perfectly valid on their own, warrants a thirty minute discussion on the “Black History Special.” That being said though, the fried chicken bit was kinda fucked. It’s only as big of a problem as you make it, Remember the Titans!

It’s important to take a look at another people's history and culture to better understand the struggles and barriers they’ve had to overcome in order to inspire and give a voice to the voiceless. It’s also important for the fine folks at Disney+ to look at more than a thumbnail and say, “yup, that's a black kid” before shoving whatever into the 'Celebrate Black Stories' category, yet here we are....

Woof woof, mother mushers! The Disney Dunces Dog Days of Winter are rolling on strong with yet another canine cinematic masterpiece. So join the boys this week for a rousing game of KFM and watch as they learn that there's nothing 'thong' with sucking Wyngz right off the non-existent bone. It’s somehow not a paycheck for the Baha Men, Disney’s and Sisqó's Snow Dogs!

You know how I know that Like Mike and Air Bud take place in the same universe? Not once in this entire movie does anyone stop and question the fact that a 13 year old boy is playing professional basketball. It’s almost like they as a society have already accepted that there must not be a rule against it, so it's okay. The boys don’t bring it up either, but what do they know about sports right? It...

Whelp, the boys are finally back and with the Season 4 premiere in tow. But if I begin to summarize the talking points of this episode, the rest of this description would have to be an apology to all of Columbia and its people. So maybe we don’t talk about this one, yeah? It’s the episode that's chock full o’ nuts, Encanto!

Are you guys ready for a SPECTACULAR Christmas special? With some ASTONISHING insight. Full of AMAZING guests. In one SENSATIONAL spectacle. Broadcasted in SUPERIOR sound quality. FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD. Well, look elsewhere. It’s the backdoor pilot we’ve all been dreaming of, Spider-Man: No Way Home!

Anyone here order the Hallouligan Burger (comes with a thirty minute distraction from that thing you don't want to discuss and halloumi cheese)? That's right boys, the Hululigans are here to stay because sometimes it’s safer to let the vermin leave when they are good and ready than risk getting rabies. It’s almost as dark as Tim Allen’s past, present, and future, The Santa Clause!

Oh God, it looks like someone left the windows open and the HULU HOOLIGANS got in!! This week is nothing but murder monkeys and burger boys, so apologies to anyone out there expecting a comprehensive summary and review of an absolute Christmas classic. It’s the holiday staple that no one should include in their diet, Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish!

Here comes the boys, with yet another quirky Christmas crapshoot just in time for Hanukkah. Take this episode as a gift from our mishpocheh to yours, and let it serve as a nice reminder that you guys aren’t missing out on anything. It’s like he crawled so that the Geico Cavemen could run, Ernest Saves Christmas!

The Muppets are back, baby! Back to being the main point of discussion on the podcast that is. In any other context, they’ve been essentially dormant for years and any attempt at a revival has been met with a rather tepid response. It’s the Seinfeld of Christmas movies, The Muppet Christmas Carol!

Bring out your dead! Disney needs to slap a fresh coat of paint on your beloved childhood because new ideas are pricey and hard to come by. At least this one inspired a rather insightful conversation on the qualities that make a great literary hero. It’s like taking a trip back to your English Literature class, Home Sweet Home Alone!

You know what they say, "it’s Christmas somewhere in the world". So unless you're there, don’t bother listening to this one just yet. Even if you are, still don’t listen because Sinbad ruined this one just like how he ruins everything. It’s the holiday “staple” that's aged like milk, Jingle All the Way!

Nope, nothing weird or alarming about this episode! Just a couple of guys sitting around, talking about their favorite Simpson’s bit- uh... jokes for a prolonged period of time. And I guess we’ll just leave it at that. That’s a core memory for sure, The Simpsons Movie!!!

The Disney Dunces Podcast is seeking a Podcast Co-host to join the team. Previous podcast experience is a plus, but not required. Requirements include watching selected media, providing input during weekly conversation, and refraining from eating dinner during recordings. It’s the bare minimum that one could expect, Halloweentown High!

If you were looking for an episode featuring about 90% more Craig and just about 300% less Richard, then this is the episode for you! However, if you were looking for a fun, informative, and super concise look into The Mouse's newest spooky original animated series, then what are you doing here? It’s more than just an excuse to discuss money laundering, The Ghost and Molly McGee!

The Muppets are back, baby - yet their close proximity to death has never felt more appropriate. Same goes for the length of this description. It’s not exactly a thrill ride, Disney’s Muppets Haunted Mansion!

The trilogy of episodes based on the Trilogy of Trilogies carries on with yet another trilogy of stories based on said Trilogy of Trilogies. Yes. It’s the perfect way to kick off the Disney Dunces Scared Stupid Spook-tacular in title alone, LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales!

The trilogy of trilogies has breathed life into an anthology of anime, yet this episode is lighter on the weeb talk than most. It’s not just the Animatrix in space, Disney’s Star Wars: Visions!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… The trilogy of trilogies finally came to an end and the Dunces finally caught up. Now at long last, all of your burning questions will be answered. Is Chewie a dirty Dejarik cheater? Who exactly are Rey’s parents? And why does Richard keep a shirt featuring Craig within reach at all times? It’s Disney Dunces: Episode CXVIII - Star Wars: Episode IX - The R...

Get your "bonjours" and "oui ouis" ready, because this week the Dunces are taking you on a culinary trip to Paris’s premier 1 or 3 star restaurant! The journey also comes complete with all of the Ricky Martin talk that one comes to expect with the territory. It’s proof that even those from the most humble of beginnings can be livin' la vida loca, Disney and Pixar’s Ratatouille!

Hey guys, dig this one. That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. They covered shorts about a dog being a dog doing dog things, and his name is Dug. What’s up with that? It’s a memorial of sorts, Disney’s and Pixar's Dug Days!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… at least that's what it feels like when you consider how much time has passed since the last time the Dunces watched one of these movies. And you know what? I totally understand, because man... if you thought the second trilogy was bad, boy howdy this third trilogy is something else. But at the same time, it isn’t because it's just the original trilogy ag...

The Dunces, now in technicolor, for everyone involved but you. That’s honestly the only thing of note as it's one of those shorter episodes. I imagine because they couldn’t stand looking at each other for very long, and I can’t say I blame them. It’s hard to imagine anyone would want this on their streaming service, 20th Century Fox’s Eragon!

I’d like to say that this was just another regular ol’ episode of a regular ol’ podcast with no cause for concern. I’d like to say that you could just listen to this one and not even consider dropping an anonymous tip to some government agency concerning one of the hosts. And lastly, I’d like to say that this one devolves into just a solid hour of Tudyk Talk, but I suppose there’s always next week...

Well I’ve got some great news for fans of comedy. If you’re looking for something with non-stop jokes with very little substance to hold it all in place, just watch what they did and leave it at that. It’s the film for the whole family (so long as you divide the scenes amongst them), Disney’s 20th Century Fox’s Mrs. Doubtfire!