DesertRatz

Ratz, we're back with a special guest, WILLS BRINTON. This is an epsiode you don't want to miss, this man is the lead guitarist of the band, Practically People. Listen to how Will and his band members worked their butts off to get to where they are now. Enjoy!!!

Now we enter the 60's as we continue the trip down the decades. Kennedy gets domed in more than one way and maybe a moon landing happened. So much to talk about on top of a great survival story of man VS ocean VS surfboard. Enjoy RATZ!

Ratz we've started a new journey of ripping apart each decade starting with the wife beating 50's. Get ready to be pissed off at boomers for destroying this country and pissed at Gen Z for making sure it stays destroyed. ENJOY RATZ!!!

The former honorable Judge Morgan Freeman took a demotion to become our lawyer while Grant talks about his run in with nudists. An episode full of dick, ass, bad impressions and fanny packs. Join us and enjoy RATZ!!

Sports are gay. Not that being gay is bad at all, its just gay to spend billions of dollars to watch full grown men play games meant for children and then beat your wife because your team of big strong men got pounded by another team of big strong men.... Ya know? Any way listen to two of the coolest nerds you know talk about why adult sports should be banned and all the ways we got rejected growi...

So many topics in so little time. We have been on a roll with super long episodes lately so here's a short but impressive episode that tackles everything from real life orphans to whacky drug trips at electronic concerts. Of course we still add in a healthy dose of conspiracy theories to clown on because this is the Desert Ratz after all. ENJOY RATZ !!!

In the spirit of never forgetting we bring you an episode full of laughter, shock, horror, acceptance and then more laughter much like a particular Tuesday morning 22 years ago. The best way to move on from pain is laughter and this episode will bring you pain from laughing to hard. Sit back, fasten your seat belts and do what the man with the box cutter tells you, ENJOY RATZ!!

RATZ! This episode we welcome back to the podcast Justin Kirshner. Justin is still a local AZ comic and giant fucking star wars nerd. He is also our first guest that got to take calls with us. So please sit back and enjoy more brain liquifying "art" and tell your "friends" about us. Justin's IG: @justin_kirshner

Just another classic episode of the Ratz saying the most stupid shit ever to be uddered by another human. So turn up the volume, turn off your brain and enjoy RATZ!

Ratz, since we first started accepting call ins you blew us away and some of you still continue to. We thank you for that, however, some of you have still required more convincing so Grant and I have had it. The phone works both ways we discovered and this episode we decided to do just that. A new age of the podcast has begun, the age of us calling you when you least want a phone call. So prepare...

A fresh start on a new years worth of episodes to come. Not much to say other than its classic Ratz and somehow even better. Sit back, relax (unless you're driving) drink some drugs and eat some cheese because its time for the podcast.

Rats, we did it we made it to a year. A years worth of dick jokes, drug stories, shit stories, wild tangents and some of the most brain dead ideas to ever be uttered out loud. We created and AI army that does our every dumbass bidding and you have been blowing up our email and phone with your equally terrible jokes, we love you for it. We grew a lot this year and progressed a lot, We are extremely...

RATZ!!!! Its time to get a little educated, a little horrified at the terrors of mankind, a little to obsessed with a movie about dolls, and finally question our own mortality all while we laugh along the way. Its a double feature review of Oppenheimer and Barbie!! There's about 15 - 20 minutes of non spoiler time with a warning before we get into spoiler territory. Enjoy

The number is (737) 708-7289 call us either when we record on Mondays or whenever to leave a message for us to listen to on the pod. Reminder of the ONE year anniversary of this small cult of crazy people, who like to laugh about the dumbest shit, is coming in 2 weeks (AUG 11 2023) so send in emails and think of stupid stories to tell us or call us and tell us your own shit story. See you then but...

Enjoy this different type of episode as we do a commentary track for Edgar Wright's film "Baby Driver." If you don't own the film you can stream it from youtube, Roku, Vudu, Redbox and Amazon Prime Video. WE TELL YOU WHEN TO START THE MOVIE Enjoy Ratz

Rats you've really been killing it. The emails, the phone calls and the fun you have with us is incredibly appreciated. We cannot wait to hear from you even more and as a token of our gratitude we cooked up a special episode. Get ready for Grant and Zach reading an email about a car for an hour and peppered throughout are some phone calls with fans that we try and rope into the email. Jokes aside...

Let the voices of the fans be heard because we finally have a call in feature. That's right we have upgraded from turn of the century email technology back to late 1900's phone calls. So now more than ever call in and talk to us and have your voice heard for about 5 minutes. Call us at 737-708-7289 that's 737-708-RATZ also we talk about cowboys and the Pentagon in this one.

We have once again purchased more equipment for a podcast that makes no money.... AND WE WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY..... Except for the no money part. Continue to laugh with us as we clown on a sub that can't sink and children's books that will make your kids into murderers.

Ratz you are all very familiar with Cade the man with no name. We finally got him on for a three way and boy did we all bust each others guts wide open in this episode. Ladies, or the 2 of you that listen to this podcast, get ready to dish on your favorite serial killers and their last meals among other hot topics that will surely end some careers before they ever start. Make sure to follow Cade o...

No more conspiracy theories, no more what ifs and maybes, we finally take everyone's favorite topic A I seriously. So seriously that we have on an expert. Roasted Origins, a new coffee company that's about to fill your veins with sweet bean juice, kindly lent us their head of marketing Evan Zavitz to come down and tell us all about it. It certainly has nothing to do with Grant and Evan being lifel...

Welcome back once again to the Ratz nest. Grant and I take a plunge into history so deep it will make your mom re think her marriage. But thats not all, if you missed the shit stories well are you in for a very shitty treat because they are back in full asshole tearing force. Grab your anti depressants and cover your mom ears but most of all, ENJOY YOU RAT BASTARDZ!!

The one and only Grant Becker is back from his Panamanian vacatianian (vay-kay-she-a-knee-an) !!! Ratz we are whole once again and Grant is here to regail us with his tales of the people down so far south they are in the middle of the center right next to a gap and a canal. So get your recreational sedatives ready and enjoy Ratz

Fellow Ratz instead of a long description no one reads ill say this, I decided to hit the fast forward button on the progress of this podcast in terms of fame and guest caliber. If you enjoy getting to hear these very real and human guest that I was absolutely able to secure in a normal way then please seriously email us at TheDeserRatzPodcast@gmail.com because if you all like this then maybe I wi...

My beloved Ratz, your co host Grant is on vacation getting his software updated for his Robot AI to be able to fuck. So you know what that means, ZACH GETS TO TALK ABOUT NERD SHIT FOR 3 FUCKING HOURS AGAIN!!! Justin Kirshner a local AZ comic, host of the Say When Open Mic and all around nerdy funny asshole makes him perfect to be a guest Rat for todays episode. So sit back, grab some snacks and lo...

Well, the transition was a success. Here I am as GrantBot speaking to you listeners post op. It was a long and arduous process, I know, but I have finally returned. I am glad that the world did not fall apart on my hiatus nor did Zach unalive himself. Anyways, crack one open and sit down to enjoy this latest episode of DesertRatz. Prepare to get brain dead because that's what's coming. If you'd li...