DesertRatz

Welcome back Ratz to another episode missing Grant. Have no fear he will be back very soon, his transition into being an AI is almost finished. Its a little terrifying how powerful he's become. Not to worry though because in his place we have an amazing artist and friend of mine and this podcasts FIRST FEMALE GUEST, Allie Tippets!!!! She can draw, design and create some of the wildest art you've e...

First off THE AUDIO IS FUCKED IN THE FIRST HOUR. Id explain why but that happens in the episode so listen to it. Now thats out of the way, we here at DesertRatz have officially made it. We climbed to the mountain top and have seen the view and boy does it look good staring down on all of you. YES THATS RIGHT!!! We have finally exploited a fan. Please welcome long time OG Rat not just from the audi...

The Ratz are back, well sort of. Grant is gone on his journey of self discovery and transitioning into being a computer. So I called back honorary Rat and friend of the show Cade "the unnamed." Come along as we take a deep dive into the parts of our brains that should have been labotomized and before your brain gets erased email us at DESERTRATZPODCAST@gmail.com so we can answer all your brain dea...

Farts? These guys are still talking about farts? Yeah we are. Fart jokes have been around for centuries. In fact, they were the first joke. So how about that. We are just keeping with history. And you can too, by listening to DesertRatz. Soon, this podcast will be seen in history books. Would you like your name to be in a history book along side us? Email us now @ DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Don't...

Happy Easter Ratz! Enjoy this episode where we talk about the emails we have received from our fans. Also prepare to listen as Grant exhibits sleep narcolepsy in the middle of an episode. Does he need to visit a professional. Is he okay? Find out, on this episode. Can you help him? Email us, DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM Don't hesitate, do it now.

Today's episode is truly a special one as it features some extremely popular celebrities including Dave Portnoy, Morgan Freeman, and many more. Hear how Dave spends his time when he's not reviewing just pizza. Not only that but we also speak on the dangers of an electric sander. This episode is crucial to listen to because it has been cleared by 9/11 doctors as being the sole cure to mental illnes...

Why does everyone just accept the fact that the pyramids were just a simple landmark and nothing else? Ever wonder how in the world the 5 ton stones got from a quarry hundreds of miles away to the pyramids? They didn't even have wheels or robots back then. On this episode, listen in as two mentally ill white men try to discuss how these marvels came to be. Got a theory on them? Email us, DESERTRAT...

Jesus Christ, another episode on AI? Yep, this shit is actually mind-blowing how powerful it is becoming and today we talk about real world uses and how scary its potential could become. Just wait til your entire house is AI, AI sinks, AI fridge, AI toilet? And it's all just down the road. Want to hear us talk more about AI? Want to hear us talk about something else? EMAIL US, SIMPLE, DESERTRATZPO...

We made it to 30 episodes Ratz. Thanks for the support we couldn't have done it without yall. Today we talk a bit about the adventure we took down to San Diego for the weekend. Listen to find out what the rats do when they aren't too busy being podcasters. Relax and vibe out to this chill episode. Best enjoyed with snacks. Also, the amount of time it has been since someone has emailed us is quite...

Strap in and buckle your seatbelts because this podcast takes a wild ride from front to back. Be prepared for some very strong opinions because Zach and I sort of get into our first heated argument. Bears, Gorillas, Silverfish, Orgies, trust me, you don't want to miss this one. And we want to hear your takes on this. So. Email us. DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM it doesn't take more than a few minutes...

Welcome back friends, family, creatures. It's good to be back providing the world with some great new ideas. How could they possibly be new ideas? See, together, the both of us actually create an IQ that is negative which leads to some of the most outlandish thoughts possible. If you have your doubts, listen on. Special shout-out to Kevin who has brought us some brilliant suggestions to make this...

Four Score and Seven Years ago, the world had not even been introduced to the DesertRatz yet. Now, they have grown quite a large following that listens to each and every episode. Tune in today to find out more about the latest weather balloon fiasco and how the government will solve it. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk abo...

Holy shit these guys still are making that podcast? I really thought they would have ran out of steam by now. Nope, 6 months in and full steam ahead. We aren't stopping for nothing, Ratz. So keep on listening. We got big things in store for this year. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.

Sup Ratz! 25 episodes! Quite a landmark, if I do say so myself. This episode is quite a doozy so make sure you are equipped with some protection for your dome. We don't need any casualties. As per usual, make sure you're looking up and watching out for any potential meteors. Light up something nice and listen to why Zach and I are buying a bunker. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, em...

Good morning Ratz. You're probably reading this thinking, what the fuck, it's not Friday. Wait it's not Wednesday. Seriously, it's Sunday. Yep, too bad, listen to some calm and soothing DesertRatz and enjoy yourself. We haven't sold out and left ya just yet. Looks like you're stuck with us. Also if you're still reading this, email us, yes right now, DESERTRATZPODCAST@GMAIL.COM GO NOW, EMAIL US. Se...

Welcome back Rizzers and Rizzas! DesertRatz podcast is heating up this January as we begin to discuss one of the most enveloping concepts of all time, "Rizz". Learn about the many uses for it and how it can be adapted. Oh, and if you have anything to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.

On today's episode of DesertRatz, one of you fuckers finally emailed us. Yes, the email that we have been talking about the last 7 episodes. It took one of you 2 months to send us a shitpost. Hopefully now more of you decide to come out of hiding and tell us anything on your mind. Bring the hate, the excitement, the pogchamps, the violence, whatever your heart desires to us at desertratzpodcast@gm...

Welcome to the first Desert Ratz pod of 2023. On this episode, Zach talks with guest Christopher Hashem-Williams, a popular stand-up comedian and gameshow host. This episode pairs best with a bedazzled butt plug tickling your prostate and a tall glass of Pino Grigio. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. An...

Happy New Year rats! Thank you for choosing to start off 2023 with the two of us fuck-heads. We look forward to what the new year will bring the podcast. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything. Seriously, the first person to send an email to us will get a custom made button shipped to you for free....

Ho Ho Ho Merrrrrrry Christmas. Zip back up your pants fellas, I know the two of us are quite attractive and this might be your first time seeing us. In fact, following this photo, Grant took Mrs. Claus back to the sleigh and proceeded to spread Christmas cheer for all to hear. Technically you could now call him Father Christmas. Enjoy the episode Rats, thanks for listening and have a great holiday...

A shit within a rat within a dream? Listen to this episode to find out about the crazy dreams Grant has been having and how Zach refuses to microchip his brain. This episode will surely blow your mind. Oh, and if you have anything to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything

Writing the description for this episode is like writing a book report on a book you didn't read. Well Mrs. Liberty you see, Zach and Cade had great views on comedy and depression. I would love to choose a favorite part but this podcast had so many, it truly is hard to choose. Pour one out for your boy, he has had a rough week. But do not fear, he will be back soon. If you have anything to fuckin...

Thank god it's December. I can finally touch my cock. The weigh in results will be up for next episode. Until now, stay tuned and listen as the Ratz talk about the phenomenon that is No Nut November. A very sacred meme that has turned into the most ultimate challenge for horndogs around the world. If you have anything to fuckin tell us, email desertratzpodcast@gmail.com and we'll read it and talk...

Welcome fellow rats to Episode 15 of the pod. This episode made me go brain dead while recording it so be prepared for the possibly the same effect. Best enjoyed while strung out on a substance of your choice. Enjoy.

Welcome Rats. Ready to find out about how Elon verified and touched a rat. Find out on today's episode with Phoenix comedian Patryc! Find him on Instagram via @patryc.m - If you are in the PHX area, join us for the After Dark house show put on by him on November 26th at 7pm. More info can be found on his page. We also have an email address so send us jokes, questions, topics, comments, concerts, r...