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Dive back into another solo episode with Grant! Find out about how the insane 10 day 3000 mile road trip went on and learn more about this supposed break that is occurring. Enjoy Ratz!!!

Is Black going out of style with the new orange iphone? Is Waluigi actually the creepiest character in Mario? What's it like camping in Monument Valley in March? Grant tackles all of these and more in his first solo episode of the Desert Ratz podcast.

Margot Robbie's feet have nothing on Zach's girlfriends (he says under duress) anyway enjoy that and more space facts. ENJOY RATZ!!

Angel is back and the pod is more scuffed than ever. Would you believe we had a guest without having a proper damn microphone well you should cause we did. Thank you to Angel for being a good sport and letting accuse him of tons of awful crimes. Sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

Ratz you know what's up its the episode where we read other peoples content and we turn it into our own content the internet circle of life. Plus we compare women to cars and men to tampons so what's not to love. So sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

Finally a call in thank Aaron we are saved. Get ready for that and us making good news shitty so sit back and enjoy RATZ!!

TIN SKIN, WIRE BACK, CLANKER.... Have you or a loved one expirenced white repressed racism in the form of anti robot hate, do yo fear what humans will do when they actually have a new thing to be racist towards, are you a roomba and do you like lizards. WELL SIT BACK AND ENJOY RATZ YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT PLACE!!

RATZ we know what you're here for, we love you, happy anniversary, thank you, enjoy the new forever ai free logo and pod and SIT BACK AND ENJOY RATZ!!

We are just a week away from every RATZ favorite holiday The ANIVERSARY IF THIS PODCAST WOOOOHOOOO!!! So enjoy this little bit of off topic brain rot to smooth out those wrinkles before another year of useless info to fill it back up with. ENJOY RATZ!!

Of all the episodes to listen to this is THE ONE. We get into the deep cuts, the unknown and the stupid as hell. But more importantly its not the goofy ass stories we tell but the weird friends we made along the way but a few laughs and fame aren't bad either. ENJOY RATZ!!

Laredo that is. That's right Stunt performer, Voice Actor, SAG (certified) ACTOooRRRRR extraordinaire and future Red Ranger we have Branden Laredo @brandenlaredo . He has graced us Ratz with his Zen ass kicking presence and more than 1 kind of sexy voice. Talk about a triple threat and we got him to make silly voices. So sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

NOT ONE PEEP!! We warned you about spoilers and you're laughing. Play the send off music ratz cause we go deep on the last season of Squid Games so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

Occasionally its not just about the cheese, the money, and the dick jokes. Sometimes we get DEEP and boy did we. The concept of consciousness, 4th dimensional beings, the who wants to be a millionaire soundtrack, the fall of American democracy during the 4th of July and dick jokes. SO ENJOY RATZ!!

Its the episode of plotting, planning and rehearsing exactly how we are gonna pull the greatest prank phone call the world and 12 year old boys have ever seen. Also Zach shares his first official Uber Driver story so the pod is basically big time now so ENJOY RATZ!!

THE episode you don't want to miss. The wild stories, expert insights, Zach convinces Grant to watch Brokeback Mountain, while Grant pitches the all girls version and Zach finds the soundtrack AND THATS ONLY THE BEGINNING SO ENJOY RATZ!!

Youve heard all about the soap now get ready to hear two guys save their relationship by shit talking it, thats right Sydney Sweenie the Ratz are coming for you, metaphorically. Don't worry we don't just talk about soap but you'll have to check it yourself and ENJOY RATZ!!

Rippin ass and watching Eagles fly on a 4k live stream name me something more American other than the inventor of cheese fuel being murdered by the CIA. Not spicy enough well just wait for the part where Grant betrays the trust of his 9 year old past self and reads his old "journal". Oh you want more well Zach shit himself just for you this episode so tune in, listen and ENJOY RATZ!!

If America makes gas stations on the moon you better believe there's still gonna be a homeless dude asking for space dollars. Hear Grant breakdown why China needs to rule us, his theory on how they will leave Earth, Zach's racist joke and a whole slew of other fun bits and tales of sex toys, food reviews and the rare song review. ALL THIS AND MORE SO ENJOY RATZ!!

Just a chill episode with Grant and Zach getting all those darn wrinkles out of their brains. Why not join in and be a lil more smooth. ENJOY RATZ!!

We get philosophical and unravel the hidden nature of why being sperm makes us hate our fathers also something something GTA Six, ENJOY RATZ!!

Zach conned Grant into Doi g his college homework and as a price Zach conned himself into being emotional and genuine. Also the Ratz debate if 100 men would beat a gorilla so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

The way its always out of food, WHACK, but the Desert Ratz we tight as F###! We bring you another classic debate about the real issues for you to sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

Basically just a review of the A Minecraft Movie and two adults with zero tourettes diagnosis between them vocal stim for almost 2 hours. ENJOY RATZ!!

Its time for another Zach solo episode so take your schizo meds and double layer your tin foil hats and you might as well grab the popcorn and ENJOY RATZ!!

Not boring enough to like cheese pizza and get millions of likes and not crazy enough to get sent to prison in Japan so I guess that means we are always gonna be here for you RATZ!! Through thick and thin no matter what happens now or 100 years from now when you walk in on your son blowing out the roombas back or worse podcasting we will be here for free therapy. so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!