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Ratz there are certain truths in the universe. Like the truth of "something has to be the biggest one" and I know what you're thinking and yes the next hour and a half is exactly that. The biggest dicks on the biggest animals. Its a whale of a time. ENJOY RATZ!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANT!!!! Or at least it should've been if it hadn't been for that price of shit asshole who defiled the ratmobile. Whose excited to hear all about the eclipse Zach saw!? Well tough nipples because God hates Zach and he stole the eclipse from him. Its not all gloom, Zach and Grant learn how to cope with trauma by reminiscing about the good ol boy scout days and if its really possibl...

Its time to talk pranks, Zach getting hit by a car, Grant drawing naked people and most importantly learn all we can about this weeks guest Logan O'Niell. A modern day renaissance man, a photographer, D&D dungeon master, college student and he hosts his own show at blazeradioonline.com called "In This Movie" every Wednesday at 8 am MST. Sit back relax and enjoy RATZ!!

Grant has returned!!! Back from conquering mid terms, multiple art exhibits, the entire city of Austin and acquiring a new rat mobile. Grant is here to regail us with his incredible journey full of wonder, homeless people and a car that has it all. Enjoy Ratz!!!

Ratz welcome back!! Grant has been showing off his amazing art exhibition, you'll hear about that from the mullets mouth soon, so while he's out Allie Tippets ( @tippetstattoos) tattoo artist extraordinaire returns to tell us all about how she is the chosen one of the tattoo world. You can catch Allie at the Grand Canyon State Tattoo Convention May 3,4,5 at the Phoenix Shrine Auditorium. Enjoy Rat...

RATZ!!! Grant is still finishing up finals for his last college year and I/we miss him but he will return soon but its so good to see you and its even better for you to hear me and returning guest Cody Reed. He still has his band Negative 32 but now he has a podcast himself. Visceral Musings is Cody's podcast but before you rush to listen stay for the backstory, more insights on his band, a call f...

Thats right Cate Perkins, the sibling you wish Co hosted, is back to "celebrate" my birthday. By celebrate I mean non stop roast every detail of my life, but she laughs at my impressions so I guess its cool. Ratz enjoy celebrating my birthday with me and enjoy your favorite yoga instructor/ guest. IG HANDLE: @yogaonaroll

Its a chill episode this week Ratz. Just shooting the breeze about that "popcorn bucket" from Dune 2 and Aarons new dog tricks. Sit back and grab that brand new popcorn seasoning so you can enjoy Ratz!

Yea we are pretty humble here at the DeserRatz Podcast. So humble in fact that we like to take time every now and then to celebrate the people that truly matter, the fans that actually listen to each episode and call in and email us. Lets all welcome long time Rat and the security guard sworn to protect Grant its Angel Martinez, @am4017,. He is here to tell us how much he loves us and how he prote...

Another classic episode that's perfect for long drives or drowning out that couple downstairs who should stop arguing and just get a divorce already. We bounced between so many subjects its hard to remember what to tell you about, all you need to know is that doctors are bullshit, shrinkage is lame and if you ever get the feeling to write a book of 200 questions and answers just start a podcast in...

Cody Reed joins us to talk about his band Negative Thirty -Two. He is the vocalist and bass player for the band and get this one if its founding members. Aside from rockstaring people on a daily basis he also makes them laugh as he begins his journey in stand up. I guess getting booed by music fans wasn't enough. Joins us as we hear all about this amazing local band, comedian and employee for a co...

Ratz holy hell you showed up for this episode, Thank you!!! Four callers and all back to back, most of this episode is you all. Keep it up Ratz, this shit is way more fun when everyone joins in. Speaking of joining in let's welcome back Cade (richards) McCoy, the man with the ever evolving name and hey who knows maybe next time he's back it'll evolve into something cooler. Get ready to never unhea...

Yupp thats right another episode about shit..... again...... Yay!!?! Most people would say that one episode was already too much but two back to back episodes thats a sure fire way to get zero people to ever listen to your podcast. To that I say.... Yes. ENJOY RATZ

Grant is dead fucking serious he will eat shit or die..... Trying. In between wild promises and hot takes on Jewish tunnels we also give an in depth review on the movie "Poor Things" so a little something for every rat. So tell your friends, family, ex, long lost father, God, Satan and the aliens to tune in so we can get that $500,000 to watch Grant eat shit. ENJOY RATZ!!!

An episode that can only be described as two kids that were allowed to have too much sugar with zero adults watching them. Grant has a list of future baby names and I brought a list of names that were accused of something else to do with babies. Later on we learn about the real hero of world war 2, a fucking bear. Enjoy RATZ!!

We haven't seen you since last year Ratz! Lets talk about the new year, new you and same old Ratz. Get your predictions ready and prepare yourself for whatever crazy apocryphal predictions Grant makes this time, Enjoy Ratz!!

Welcome back from Christmas and welcome back local Arizona comedian Justin Kirshner as todays guest. Grant is still on his vacation so Justin filled in as the uncle you refused to talk to at the Christmas dinner table. So sit back and enjoy all the topics you managed to avoid during the holidays and enjoy RATZ!!

Its Christmas time in the desert and your Ratz are here to roast it and toast it. Join us as we open gifts, talk shit on Ol' Saint Nick and compare Grants hallmark movie Christmas's with Zach's Tim Burton directed Nightmares. Its the season of giving Ratz so why don't you give us your ears and we will give you a good ass time. ENJOY RATZ AND MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CELEBRATE!!

Four Hundred Fifty Six people entered the gauntlet of Squid and now two remain. The finale for Squid Game: The Challenge Reality Game Show is here and we couldn't be more...... FUCKING BUMMED!? In this extra special episode Zach, Grant and special guest Cade Richards have all joined forces to give you the most detailed and deconstructed review of the Finale and entire show. So join us as we send o...

Grant has returned from the hardships of higher education just in time to also lose his mind over Squid Game The Challenge. Now that we are both completely obsessed with the show and now members of the Gganbu Gang its time to take the deepest of dives into what some are calling "a show that like literally tortures people." Sit back, relax, get ready to betray your mom, and never forget what happen...

RATZ!!! Grant is still out so he can not fail college, so friend of the show and now with a last name Cade Richards joins the pod to talk shit with me about the show nobody is watching, "Squid Game: The Challenge, Reality Show.'' I swear to god that's the actual name. So if you loved the original show but hate that Netflix ripped off a guy who ripped them off first then listen to this and live vic...

Its that time of year again where Grant tests his knowledge and sees if all that money was used well at college. Thats right its finals which means no Grant for a few episodes. However, I have other ratz stopping by to fill in. The First Rat is my sister Catelyn Perkins!!! Aside from being the 2nd funniest person named Perkins she is also a yoga instructor. Her business Yoga On A Roll is for those...

An episode chockfull of good ass bits and gripping ass stories. Men get trapped in caves and Zach gets trapped in his house. Gran the popcorn and the spelunking ropes and enjoy RATZ!!!

Grant got in touch with his hairs heritage and photographed a Nascar race, a caller that welds in his off time and yells at women all the other times and finally formula one in the city of sin. All this and more on this episode enjoy Ratz!!

Its that time of year where all the women with daddy issues dress the part and all the men with mommy issues start a real life true crime documentary, HALLOWEEN BABY!!! Steal some candy from your least favorite child, turn up the volume and get cozy for this Halloween special full of jokes, parents trying to kill their kids, and how space wants to murder you. ENJOY RATZ!!