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And Ratz you're about hear all about it along with a returning friend of mine and the show's, Justin Kirshner!!!! Up top the discord audio got fucky so sometimes Justin sounds like Stephen Hawking but most of the time its that beautiful voice that only wandering a desert for 40 years can get you. Politics, the WaCkY history of slavery and some fun jokes along the way. ENJOY RATZ!!!

Clawing his way from the depths of Arizona and the internet everyone's favorite cult leader Cade McCoy @cade_mccoy_comedy RETURNS!!!! The only man to out crazy Zach and make him look like a normal conspiracy nut. Two idiots talk geo politics, check, two idiots have hot takes on Japanese kamikaze pilots, check, two idiots offend a demonic owl God, check and check. Ratz we also have a very special u...

Ratz welcome back and give a warm cheese filled welcome once again to Camren Frisk @camren_frisk !!!! Its time to talk white trash antics, Michael Bay's "The Island" and has science gone to far by letting hot people be born in test tubez? Lets find out and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

It seems someone was sent here by Matthew McConaughey while he was yelling at his daughter in the 4th dimension. WELCOME BACK RATZ AND WELCOM NATE LORETT @officialnatertot to the podcast!!!!! Everyone loves non stop what ifs and who's gayer questions and this episode is full of them. From Michael Jackson as spider man to all the different ways Murph got fucked. ENJOY RATZ!!!

Ratz we got a great one today. Coming all the way from Arizona for a comedy tour and not this podcast its Rob Maebe (@rob.maebe)!!!! We talk abusive fathers, finishing off step siblings and other things that have inspired us to do comedy. Also Ratz thank we for calling in this week on this special ed-pisode made it even more reta-- fun. ENJOY RATZ!!!!

Ratz we have met the natives. Well not really a native of Austin or belonging to any tribe let's welcome fellow transplant and comic to the show Camren Frisk( @camren_frisk )!!! Nope don't check your eyes his name really is spelt like that and you can hear all about why his parents did him like that as well as many tales ranging from our first month in Austin and uncovering some hidden family trad...

The day has arrived Ratz. Grant's 3 month journey to Japan is here so it time to say goodbye BUT see you soon. So let's have one last brain rot sesh and talk about the good times before we gotta say "see you in 3 months" to one of our Rat Dadz. Enjoy Ratz!!

Right off the bat here is the discord invite link https://discord.gg/6vsN9qmb The server name is TheDesertRatzPodcast, i expect to see you ALL there yes even YOU.... any way get ready for a new type of cuisine discovered by Grant and listen to Zach talk about the start of yet another personal war he needs to wage. ENJOY RATZ!!!!

And so begins the Discord episodes Ratz!! Now that Zach has moved to the great pride flag in Texas; Austin that is and Grant is gearing up for Japan the pod is gonna be recorded through Discord for the next few episodes. Still the same great brainrot just with questionable audio quality. But that means WE HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!!!! Add us on discord DesertRatzPodcast and feel free to send us anythi...

Yupp thats right TWO YEARS DOWN!!!! Its already been 2 years of the insane ramblings of your favorite crazy people. We are so glad we could make you all laugh,cry and bust to this cheesey stuff. In all seriousness we deeply appreciate that you all have given us 2 years of your lives and have tuned in to this show every Friday. We love you all and ENJOY RATZ!!!

Still recovering from the almost JFK sequel, Zach, Grant and returning fan favorite guest Cade McCoy talk crazy coping conspiracies, embarrassing childhood memories and why the hell Grant knows so much about Chinese A.I. Dogs. Get ready for the mind melt and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

The wheels on the bus may go round and round but whose driving them? One wrong turn and your kids bus driver might take them to listen to theDeserRatz podcast, or maybe take them to a neighbors house just to have "company" over like its 2005. At least they didn't get their brain melted by a wizard like Grant did recently. Either way sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!

The 2024 history text book is gonna be worth the read and its only July. There's not much I can say other than of course we covered Trump dodging his most literal bullet. Sit back and get ready to heal through laughter ENJOY RATZ!!!

ONE HUNDRED EPISODES!!!!! We actually made it all of us, just in time to see it crumble down. That's right it had to happen eventually, Cancelled!! Or at least that's what a couple of robots think. Thank you for listening for this long, here's to one hundred more so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!

Grant is enjoying a 4th of July vacation so we got Cade McCoy back in the building so you know its time for really tight rope walking the line, combing starwars with real world issues and shitting on the government. Pretty rock and roll episode so strap in and ENJOY RATZ!!!

Get ready for an all new twist on a classic snack, intro-deucing the all new Pringles flavor "Poopy as Charged" brought to you by our good friends called "lawyers." Later on check out Grants out of nowhere perfect Steve O impression, Zach honest to Rat Jesus got a contact whippets high its so spot on. ENJOY RATZ!!!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you let two overly talkative children have a conversation with zero adult supervision, you get this episode. Minecraft, a fan favorite favorite fan becomes the ambassador of ghosts, and a lot of sentences that should have never been formed are spoken out loud. ENJOY RATZ!!!!!!

More than likely we are all cannibals according to the FDA, but we never listen to the government and neither does Adobe. Thats right we blow the case wide open on how Adobe plans to steal artwork from people who can't even beg their moms to buy it. Find out the truth, a quick review of Furiosa and Gordon Ramsey's calf recipe. ENJOY RATZ!!!

ITS FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GET RRRRRRRRRREADY FOR AN EXPERIENCE UNLIKE ANY IN THE UNIVERSE!!! WE'VE GOT EVEL KNIEVEL HITTING HIS BALLS, ANESTESIA NIGHTMARES, PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST BETTER THAN YOU, AAAAAAND ZACH PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO SAY THE WORD ANESTEESIA!!!!!! ENJOY RATZ!!!!

The Becker family business grows and the invasive rats from Norway dwindle but not all is well within the family. Brother versus brother, rat versus shovel, will the September 11th terrorist attacks be a level in an up coming world famous FPS franchise....... Tune in and find out and enjoy RATZ!!!

Different strokes for different Ratz. Ropes slapping your nuts, screaming at hikers to clear your head or even thinking of ways you'd cause then survive a plane crash, whatever you're into this episode has it. So grab the lotion or go in dry and enjoy RATZ!!

Bring out your best pomp and cirCUMstance because folks its TIME!!!! Welcome to the show the newly graduated GRANT BECKER!!!!! That’s right the wait is over he is finally done with college and kicked its damn ass in the process. Get ready to hear the whole tale and some extra side stories along the way. So sit back, ready those celebratory artillery cannons and enjoy RATZ!!!!

Ratz this week as you all know Grant is graduating from college so clap those dirty little paws together for our boy!!!! So while he's out I grabbed a great friend of mine since childhood Josh Reidhead but that’s Mr. Reidhead to all of you. That’s right, welcome to class Ratz I hope you did your homework because the teacher is in. If you didn’t study your STAR WARS , Zach’s childhood trivia or Sam...

ALLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOARD!!!!! Its a one way way ticket to Grants final college neon show and its packed with coke, turtles on their hind legs, the boot of the state on the neck of a train conductor and Zach doing an impression he probably isn't allowed to, probably. Enjoy Ratz!!!!

College finals strike again as Grant is taken away by adult obligations to not fail and shit. So in his place returning to grace us with his glowing comedic presence its Justin Kirshner. Of course we talk star wars, career ending impressions, Greys anatomy, and our hot takes about global politics. Strap in and enjoy RATZ!!!