Desert Island Dicks

Dan is joined by the very funny Toussaint Douglass to discuss the worst people and things in the world, along the way taking in topics as diverse as the delicious broth you get at the end of a bowl of noodles, and Craig David's timekeeping. Listen for it to all make sense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

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Dan is joined by comedian Huge Davies for a lovely chat about who and what are dicks and why he'd hate to be stuck on an island with them. Expect rigorous critique on such figures as Charlie Bucket's grandad and popular chart hits of yesteryear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad...

This week the podcast is PACKED with dicks. Wall to wall. Some great letters from YOU the listeners. keep sending them in because we love reading them out - dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by DJ, Producer, head of Turbo Recordings, and podcaster, Tiga, to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island, and they manage to talk about even more people and things than was strictly necessary for the format, so consider that a bonus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices...

Dan is joined by comedian Helen Bauer, and they discuss the people and things she'd hate to be stuck on an island with. There's fun, there's laughter, there's tears. Only joking, there are no tears, because it's an upbeat and lighthearted podcast and that's what we do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

HOLY MOLY. We've done 20 of these and you're still emailing in. I'm as surprised as you are. James' audio sounds shit! BYE dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian, writer and podcaster Alexandra Haddow, and they discuss a lot of people and things that are dicks, and also some that they don't think are dicks but who are fun to talk about anyway, and a lovely time was had by all, at least, that's how it sounded, and that's enough for me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

It's a mother-flipping clip show, as James and Dan have been snowed under with grown up shit that they're unable to get out of, but when the clips are as good as this, who cares? Featuring the choicest cuts of Desert Island Dicks, this should help get you through the week in the way that only listening to people talk about things they hate can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

It's another instalment of Top of the Cocks, to keep you going whilst James and Dan sort their shit out for a week, but don't despair - this episode contains some solid gold dicks, like if Indiana Jones ran into a lost tomb and discovered a hoard of treasure from a forgotten tribe, the main bounty being a stack of golden dicks that made you laugh a lot when you were in their presence. Or something...

Dan sits down to talk with Michellin-starred chef Tom Brown, owner of the Cornerstone restaurant in London, and cook up a concoction of awful people and things to spend time with on an island. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, power to the people. Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, with the ill behaviour.(4X) That's right, we back baby. Holiday Dicks other stuff etc. Download that shit. Submit your dicks dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...

Dan is joined by comedian Russell Hicks, to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on a desert island with. Including stories of cough medicine, goths at Christian summer camps, and bald cats who hate baths. It'll make much more sense when you listen though, so stop reading this and get stuck in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices...

James and Dan sat down (in separate places), picked out a load of suggestions for dicks that you sent us, and read them out. That's the format, and we hope you enjoy it. If you'd like to send us your choice of a person or thing you'd hate to be stuck with on an island, submit your suggestion at dickspod.com/contact. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your...

Comedian, actress and writer Ria Lina joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Some of the funniest moments from the podcast so far! We plan to do more of these so let us know your favourites @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The very wonderful Tiff Stevenson joined Dan to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck with on an island, and later that day Dan's wife went into labour six weeks early. Coincidence? Yes, obviously, the two are in no way linked - what are you, some kind of witch doctor? Get out of here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Yes this one's a bit longer, I'm tired and it's late. It would have been shorter but Dan surprised me with a vegetable. Just listen to the bloody thing. SUBMIT YOUR DICKS: dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by the comedian Slim, to share who and what he would hate to be stuck with on a desert island. It's our traditional formula, so why change it eh? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

150th episode of the podcast! We didn't realise and so planned absolutely nothing and so here we present to you (all we could come up with) a slightly longer podcast than usual.... think of this as the audio equivalent of buying your partner a Bruno Mars CD for Christmas that you'd picked up from a petrol station, on boxing day, on the way to their house - that's right, YOU'RE WELCOME! Submit your...

Dan is joined by writer, actor and team captain on the Do The Right Thing podcast, to share who and what she'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island, and it's very funny, so stop reading this bit and listen to it, because this is just a description and not as interesting as the audio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...

How we've managed to do 15 of these I will never know but here we are! Another vintage episode Thank you for submitting yours at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's an international Dicks, as comedian Laura Davis joins Dan all the way from New Zealand, to put together the worst combination of people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy(ish) New Year to you all not a lot to say other than Dick Dick Dicky Dick Dick, Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick. Loads in the pod, get it in your head. Submit your dicks here: dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...

Comedian Thanyia Moore joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices