Sync Clap

Desert Island Dicks

Comedy EN ↓ 318 episodes

The show that sees you marooned on a desert island with the worst people and the worst things imaginable - hosted by Harriet Kemsley!

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Sync Clap

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jan 14, 2026

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Episodes

DANE BAPTISTE - END OF 2020 SPECIAL 30.12.2020

On of the most popular guests of 2020, Dane Baptiste joins us once again, this time to tell us all about the worst people and things from 2020 he could be stuck with on an island with. If you're standing there reading this, stop reading and start listening, because Dane does not disappoint. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

COMPACT DICKSMAS! (13) 25.12.2020

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS - ya filthy animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SKIN 21.12.2020

Well we've only gone and got Skin from Skunk Anansie to come on the podcast to tell Dan all about the people and things she'd hate to be stuck on an island with and the results are very fine indeed. But don't just take my word for it, press play and hear for yourselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

COMPACT DICKS 12 18.12.2020

As we near the end of the year the dicks get a bit christmassy! Plus there's talk of being right up Donald Trump's arse. Submit you choices for the island at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SOOZ KEMPNER 14.12.2020

Comedian Sooz Kempner joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on an island, and does a wonderful job filling it with total dicks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 11 11.12.2020

MORE DICKS. And then some more dicks. Then some Christmas themed dicks. ENJOY. Submit yours dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

PAT SHARP 07.12.2020

Radio host, broadcaster and Fun House legend Pat Sharp joins Dan to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 10 04.12.2020

How the holy hell have we managed to do 10 of these! What is this nonsense? What is time? And who the bloody hell are you? All will be revealed... but probably not in this podcast... or will it? Dan and James read your dicks and James's Dad pulls out the classics. Be sure to submit your choices as dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about yo...

SINDHU VEE 30.11.2020

Comedian Sindhu Vee joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. She's good at it, being both a comedian, and someone who's fond of being rude about people in a funny way, so it's a good match. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

COMPACT DICKS 9 27.11.2020

We've had a great week here on Desert Island Dicks and what better way to top it off then with YOUR DICKS! Plus John Deacon's (foodie themed) dick picks. Submit your own desert island dicks today at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

JAY RAYNER 23.11.2020

Dan is joined by journalist, writer, broadcaster and musician Jay Rayner, to discuss the worst people and things in the world. Jay is hosting a streamed performance of his show My last Supper this Saturday the 28th of November, in aid of the charity The Food Chain, which provides nutritional advice and support to people with HIV. You can read more about it and get tickets here: https://www.fane.co...

COMPACT DICKS 8 20.11.2020

You have sent us your dicks and James and Dan put those dicks in their eyes, they then push those dicks out of their mouths all so you can have those dicks in your ears! It's like poetry. Also John Deacon is BACK to share with us some 'Classic Dicks'. Want to be on the podcast? Submit your choices for the island at: dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

JOEL GOLBY 16.11.2020

Writer and Journalist Joel Golby joins Dan via a computer to talk about all the worst people and things he could be stuck on an island with. That shouldn't surprise you, given it's the premise of this podcast, and always has been. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

COMPACT DICKS 7 13.11.2020

Dicks, dicks and more dicks. Dicks aplenty in this podcast. Thank you for your submissions - keep them coming dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JOSH JONES 09.11.2020

Josh Jones is a comedian. That means he's funny. And thats why he makes a great guest on this podcast, where he tells us all about the people and things he'd hate to be stuck on an island with. So don't just stand there reading this, listen to it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your...

COMPACT DICKS 6 06.11.2020

Back once again with another bag of dicks ready to unleash upon the world. PLUS! Back by popular demand, James' Dad has sent in his Dick Picks. Send your choices for the island to dickspod.com/contact to get involved Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

JORDAN BROOKES 02.11.2020

Edinburgh award-winning comedian Jordan Brookes joins Dan to discuss all that is crap in this world. Well, not everything, but a few things that are crap in the world. Anyway, don't get bogged down in it all here, start listening and it'll all become clear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more a...

COMPACT DICKS 5 30.10.2020

Some outstanding choice for the island this week from YOU the listeners! PLUS Star of Desert Island Dicks 50th episode John Deacon comes through with some suggestions for the listeners. Submit your dicks today at dickspod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...

MARLON DAVIS 26.10.2020

Comedian Marlon Davis chats to Dan about the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. And it's a good job he did, because otherwise it would have been a totally different podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 4 23.10.2020

YOUR DICKS - revealed to the world. Submit yours now dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BEARDYMAN 18.10.2020

Musician and beatboxer extraordinaire Darren Foreman, better known as Beardyman, joins Dan to discuss all that is frightful and wrong, and who and what would be the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...

COMPACT DICKS 3 16.10.2020

The dicks have come in! And Dan and James dish them back out. Submit yours today to dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JOANNE MCNALLY 11.10.2020

Joanne McNally joins Dan to discuss all that would be truly awful for her to share a desert island with. Curious? Well stop reading this and listen to the thing... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COMPACT DICKS 2 08.10.2020

No one hated it enough to tell us to stop and so here we are with episode 2 of Compact Dicks. You've gotten in contact in your droves with your choices for the desert island and Dan and James love to see them. Send your choices in to dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more abou...

DOM JOLY 04.10.2020

Dom Joly joins us to choose who and what would annoy him most to be stuck on a desert island with. Picked entirely off the cuff, he nevertheless creates a wonderfully awful place to be stuck. If you want to let us know who you'd choose, tell us at dickspod.com/contact, and we could read yours out in the next episode of Compact Dicks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...

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