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Desert Island Dicks

Comedy EN ↓ 318 episodes

The show that sees you marooned on a desert island with the worst people and the worst things imaginable - hosted by Harriet Kemsley!

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Sync Clap

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jan 14, 2026

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Episodes

Introducing: Do I detect a problem? 14.01.2026

Hello fans of Desert Island Dicks! You might have noticed that the podcast is on pause – will it come back!? I really do hope so but for now I’m not sure when... I wanted to let you know that I’m starting a brand new podcast – Do I Detect A Problem? - where I go metal detecting with a guest and have a chat. New episodes every Friday. The first episode with Jason Williamson from the band Sleaford M...

ED NIGHT 09.07.2025

The podcast starts NOW! Harriet welcomes back Ed Night to the podcast! Back after 7 years since his last visit - has his choices changed? Let's find out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

GIG PIGS: ALEX KEALY & IVO GRAHAM 18.06.2025

GP x DID! The podcast crossover absolutely no one was calling for - some have billed it the McBusted of podcast collaborations. Nonetheless, this episode is a hilarious coming together of 3 very funny people feeling thier way through a very silly format. An absolute pleasure to have Ivo and Alex join Harriet for this week's episode! Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

LILY PHILLIPS 11.06.2025

Comedian Lily Phillips joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JOEY PAGE 04.06.2025

Comedian and podcaster Joey Page joins Harriet to share who and what he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island... listen NOW or watch it, it's up to you mate make your own mind up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

PHIL WANG 28.05.2025

Finally - Philly Philly Wang Wang on Desert Island Dicks! What a time to be alive. Phil joins Harriet to share who and what he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FATIHA EL-GHORRI 21.05.2025

Hands down one of the funniest episodes of Desert Island Dicks! We welcome back Fatiha El-Ghorri to the podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HUGE DAVIES 14.05.2025

Comedian and classically train pianist Huge Davies returns to the Island! This time he joins Harriet with brand new choices for his desert island. It's good to be back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

CHLOE RADCLIFFE 06.05.2025

We back! And don't we have some treats for you. Kicking off this run of episodes we have American comedian and actor Chloe Radcliffe. Fresh from the red-eye flight from New York, Chloe nails the brief perfectly. Chloe is at the Soho Theatre 15th-17th of May so GO SEE HER LIVE Let us know what you think in the comments or @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

STUART GOLDSMITH 11.02.2025

The comedian's comedian himself Stuart Goldsmith joins Harriet to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HEIDI REGAN 04.02.2025

Comedian Heidi Regan joins Harriet to share who and what she would hate to be stuck with on a desert island.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SEAN MCLOUGHLIN 28.01.2025

Comedian Sean McLoughlin joins Harriet to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JACOB HAWLEY 21.01.2025

Comedian, podcaster and complete rotter Jacob Hawley returns to the podcast with a completely new bag of dicks! We’re on Patreon! For as little as £3.50 you will be supporting us to create more episodes of the podcast and as a reward you shall receive early access to episodes and completely ad-free listening. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices....

BELLA HULL 14.01.2025

The hilariously funny Bella Hull joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island... 00:10 This 01:30 And this We’re on Patreon! For as little as £3.50 you will be supporting us to create more episodes of the podcast and as a reward you shall receive early access to episodes and completely ad-free listening. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 L...

SUZI RUFFELL 07.01.2025

Happy New Year! The brilliant Suzi Ruffell joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! We’re on Patreon! For as little as £3.50 you will be supporting us to create more episodes of the podcast and as a reward you shall receive early access to episodes and completely ad-free listening. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about yo...

JAKE LAMBERT 31.12.2024

One of the nicest people to join us on the podcast! Comedian Jake Lambert chooses the people and things he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HARRY HILL 17.12.2024

Well would you look at that! That man Harry Hill is on the podcast. Harry joins Harriet to share who and what he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island... We’re on Patreon! For as little as £3.50 you will be supporting us to create more episodes of the podcast and as a reward you shall receive early access to episodes and completely ad-free listening. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com...

TOM KERRIDGE - OLD DICKS 13.12.2024

At a time where food is very much at the forefront of our minds, we’re republishing this episode of the podcast with Michelin star chef and all around lovely man, Tom Kerridge. Fun fact – Tom is the only guest to have appeared on Desert Island Dicks and Desert Island Discs! Recorded with Dan Benedictus back in 2021 - here’s Desert Island Dicks with Tom Kerridge. Learn more about your ad choices. V...

ALEXANDRA HADDOW 10.12.2024

Comedian Alexandra Haddow joins Harriet this week! Alexandra returns to the podcast with a whole load of new choices for the desert island! If you haven't already, subscribe to us on Patreon for bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to episodes. Get it here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DARREN HARRIOT 03.12.2024

Comedian Darren Harriot joins Harriet to share... well, everything! Nothing is off limits as Darren guides us through his choices as he discusses circumcision, why he doesn't drink water and why he'll never watch Chris Rock again... We are now on Patreon! And have an early bird offer for the first 150 subscribers. For just £3.50 - price of a coffee (if you live outside London) you'll get early acc...

ANDREW MAXWELL 26.11.2024

Comedian Andrew Maxwell joins Harriet to choose who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Trigger warning: if you're a big fan of The Beatles, approach with caution! We're now on Patreon! And so if you want more from Desert Island Dicks head over there for early access, ad free listening and bonus episodes - find us here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about...

OLD DICKS: MELVIN ODOOM 22.11.2024

Old Dicks! This week we're dusting off this excellent episode of the podcast with Melvin Odoom. He's currently surviving the jungle but listen to who he chose as the worst people to be stuck with when we put him on a desert island! We're now on Patreon and so if you want to listen to Desert Island Dicks completely ad-free, you can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user/membership?u=24332430...

ZOE LYONS 19.11.2024

Hilarious episode for you this week, Harriet is joined by one of her comedy heroes - Zoe Lyons! This episode is excellent - as are Zoe's choices.... We now have a Desert Island Dicks Patreon - where you can get episodes a day early, completely ad-free PLUS bonus episodes. Get it all here for the price of a pint: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...

KERRY GODLIMAN 12.11.2024

Actor, comedian and Task Master champion Kerry Godliman joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island! We're now on Patreon! And so if you want more from Desert Island Dicks head over there for early access, ad free listening and bonus episodes - find us here: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=24332430 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...

ANNOUNCEMENT: Harriet Kemsley is our new host! 11.11.2024

Very excited to announce that the new host of Desert Island Dicks is the brilliant Harriet Kemsley! Her first episode is out tomorrow with Kerry Godliman. To whet your whistle, here's Harriet's episode she recorded with Dan back in 2022! Make sure you've followed so you don't miss an episode and we'll see you tomorrow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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