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Desert Island Dicks

Comedy EN ↓ 318 episodes

The show that sees you marooned on a desert island with the worst people and the worst things imaginable - hosted by Harriet Kemsley!

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Sync Clap

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jan 14, 2026

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Episodes

CARL DONNELLY 21.02.2022

Hello, who is this wonderful chat on Desert Island Dicks today, popping by to tell us all about the worst people and things he could be stuck with on a desert island? It's only Carl Donnelly, and he's marvellous, so dip your ears into this and have a lovely time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn...

STEPHEN K AMOS - DESERT ISLAND DICKS LIVE 13.02.2022

It's Desert Island Dicks, but live, with people and everything. Stephen K Amos joined us at the start of December at 21 Soho, and he didn't disappoint - this was a great night and Stephen absolutely nailed it. If, after listening to this, you fancy coming along to see the show live, then join us on the 4th of February at 2 Northdown for Desert Island Dicks with Lou Sanders, tickets on sale now. Ho...

BOBBY MAIR 13.02.2022

Bobby Mair is the name of the man joining us on this episode of Desert Island Dicks, so pull over safely, turn the engine off and listen good. Or, if you're not driving, then just listen good. Thanks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

LAURA LEXX 07.02.2022

From the title of this podcast you've probably already guessed that this episode features comedian Laura Lexx, and if you hadn't yet worked that out, here's further confirmation that this episode features comedian Laura Lexx, choosing the people and things she'd hate to be stuck on a desert island with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices....

SANJEEV KOHLI 31.01.2022

We're joined in this episode by actor, comedian and writer, Sanjeev Kohli and enjoy a thorough discussion of the worst people and things he could be stuck on an island with. It's wonderful and you'll be happier once you've listened. A bit angrier perhaps, but happier too. Anyway, it's good, so stop reading this and listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more abo...

LOU SANDERS 24.01.2022

It's the episode that tried to be live but couldn't, so we recorded it over zoom instead. Lou Sanders was going to be our guest at the next Desert Island Dicks live, but covid was being a proper dick at the time, so we decided to do a regular episode instead, and here it is: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adch...

ELIS JAMES 16.01.2022

You've probably worked it out from the title of this podcast, but just in case you hadn't, this episode features comedian, actor and broadcaster Elis James, who very adeptly describes the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Listen, and you'll laugh and be happy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi...

GEOFF NORCOTT 10.01.2022

This episode sees comedian Geoff Norcott step up to the plate, to choose which awful things and people he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island, and it's as good a way as any to distract yourself from the fact that it's still January. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choic...

FERN BRADY, LIVE! 03.01.2022

The excellent Fern Brady, live at 21 Soho - enjoy! Come see Lou Sanders in Kings Cross on the 4th of Feb: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/qE9cZT4E82 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ALEX LOWE, (CLINTON BAPTISE AND BARRY FROM WATFORD) 20.12.2021

This episode we're joined by the man behind Clinton Baptiste from Phoenix Nights and Barry from Watford, it's the brilliant Alex Lowe, taking us through his list of people and things he'd absolutely hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Tickets are now on sale for the next Desert Island Dicks Live, featuring Lou Sanders. Get someone you love a Christmas present to remember (or listen back to i...

BETHANY BLACK 13.12.2021

Dan is joined by Bethany Black this week, to mull over the worst people and things she could be stuck on an island with, and let me just tell you right here that she picks a solid bunch of dicks, so enjoy. Tickets are now on sale for the next Desert Island Dicks Live, with our guest Lou Sanders, at 2 Northdown - buy a wonderful gift for that special someone in your life this Christmas and give the...

SHAPARAK KHORSANDI 06.12.2021

This episode we're joined by the Shaparak Khorsandi, who shares her worst people and things for her to be cast away with, and you know what? She's very good at it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SIMON BRODKIN 29.11.2021

Dan is joined by Simon Brodkin, comedian, prankster and all round funny man, to discuss which collection of frightful people and things he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island, and he picks a wonderful assortment of dicks for your listening pleasure, so roll up your sleeves and get stuck in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices....

SEANN WALSH 22.11.2021

Dan is joined by comedian Seann Walsh, and together they roll up their sleeves, reach into a big sack of dicks and pull out a bunch to discuss for your listening pleasure. Like this? Then come and see us live on the 1st and 2nd December at 21 Soho - link below, or find us on Twitter and Instagram @dickspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choic...

COMPACT DICKS 25 19.11.2021

Guess who's back, back again, James is back, tell a friend. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back awwwwayawaywayawayawayawaya. Come and see the podcast live at 21 Soho with guests Fern Brady and Stephen K Amos! Get your tickets now here: https://www.21-soho.com/desert-island-dicks-live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

PAUL SINHA 15.11.2021

In this episode, Dan is joined by the wonderful Paul Sinha, who argues brilliantly for the inclusion of some prime dicks on the island. If you enjoy this podcast, come and see us for Desert Island Dicks Live, on the first and second of December - Link in the description of this episode, and also on our socials @dickspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about...

AHIR SHAH 08.11.2021

Dan is joined by Ahir Shah to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, and he picks a diverse and interesting selection, so why not stop reading this bit and have a listen. Oh, before you do, remember to buy a ticket to one (or both) or our live shows at 21 Soho on the 1st and 2nd December with Fern Brady and Stephen K Amos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

COMPACT DICKS 24 05.11.2021

Dan is back once again to read out your submissions for who and what you think are dicks. Keep em coming, send us your choices at dickspod.com/contact. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

RUSSELL KANE 01.11.2021

Dan is joined by Russell Kane, one of the busiest men in comedy, but not so busy that he couldn't spend some time talking about who and what would be the biggest dicks to be stuck on an island with. Listen, and you'll almost certainly be happier than you were before maybe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

COMPACT DICKS 23 28.10.2021

James is on holiday, so Dan reads your own submissions for the worst people and things that you the listener would hate to be stuck with on an island. It's been a while, so there's a lot of solid dicks to get through, so hunker down and get ready for some serious catharsis. Remember, you can submit your choices for the people and things you dislike at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acas...

ISY SUTTIE 24.10.2021

We're back from our long break and to kick off this new series, the wonderful Isy Suttie joined Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, and they had a lovely time doing it too. And you know what? We think you'll have a lovely time listening too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

WE'RE BACK! 22.10.2021

We're back baby! We have got an exciting line up of guests coming your way but we're back with a bang on Monday with the excellent Isy Suttie! And we're going LIVE. Come see Desert Island Dicks, live in front of an audience at 21 Soho on the 1st and 2nd of December, including Stephen K Amos as our special guest on the 2nd. Get your tickets now here: https://www.21-soho.com/desert-island-dicks-live...

TOM KERRIDGE 23.05.2021

Dan is joined by the wonderful chef Tom Kerridge to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island, as well as insightful conversational morsels such as what parts of him a polar bear would most like to enjoy eating, and much more besides. So stop reading this and get stuck right in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choi...

ESHAAN AKBAR 04.05.2021

Comedian Eshaan Akbar joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, discussing all manner of crappy people and things. It's a podcast, we think you'll enjoy it, and both of those statements means you should listen to it right now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn...

SIKISA 27.04.2021

Comedian Sikisa joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Because that's the format and it would be weird if we changed it now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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