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Desert Island Dicks

Comedy EN ↓ 318 episodes

The show that sees you marooned on a desert island with the worst people and the worst things imaginable - hosted by Harriet Kemsley!

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Sync Clap

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jan 14, 2026

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Episodes

JOHN HASTINGS 10.01.2023

Dan is joined by comedian and writer John Hastings! John joins us to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ROSIE HOLT 20.12.2022

Comedian and actor Rosie Holt joins Dan to choose who and what she would hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

RYAN SAMPSON 13.12.2022

Well, looky here! We back baby - did you miss us? We've missed you and to prove it we've invited the most excellent star of Plebs and Brassic, Ryan Sampson to join Dan on the desert island. He's absolutely nailed the format and we're sure you're going to love it. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad ch...

JOHN ROBINS - DESERT ISLAND DICKS LIVE 17.10.2022

Recorded live at the Bedford pub in South London, as part of the Cheerful Earful podcast festival, John Robins sat down with Dan to discuss the worst people and things he could possibly be stuck with on a desert island, so roll up your sleeves, pull up a sofa, and get stuck right into what will, in time, surely become known as a classic episode of Dicks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

LAUREN PATTISON 04.10.2022

Dan was joined by comedian Lauren Pattison to discuss who and what would make her time on a desert island completely rubbish, and they had a very nice time doing so. You can have a nice time too, by listening, that's what we hope to achieve by all this at least. You can also come and see us live with John Robins on Thursday 6th October at the Bedford pub in Balham, South London - tickets in the li...

SIAN WELBY 26.09.2022

Capital Breakfast host Sian Welby takes off her radio hat and puts on the hat that means she's much more able to rant about people and things she thinks would make her life miserable if she were stuck on a desert island with them. Don't forget you can come to Desert Island Dicks LIVE, on Thursday 6th October, with special guest John Robins, as part of the Cheerful Earful podcast festival. Tickets...

BEN BAILEY SMITH (DOC BROWN) 20.09.2022

Ben Bailey Smith joins us to systematically list the people and things he'd hate to be stuck on an island with, and it's a very fun journey, so listen up. BUT ALSO READ THIS - because you can come and see us live, as part of the Cheerful Earful podcast festival on Thursday 6th October in Balham, South London. Tickets available now. See you there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

HARRIET KEMSLEY 12.09.2022

Harriet Kemsley joins Dan to discuss all the people and things she'd really hate to be stuck on a desert island with, and it's a strong list. So don't just sit there, start listening and then you'll know I was right when I said it was a strong list. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about you...

COMPACT DICKS WITH SPECIAL LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT 08.09.2022

John Robins is going to be our guest for our live show on Thursday 6th October, at the Bedford Pub in Balham, as part of the Cheerful Earful podcast festival, so to get in the mood, Dan goes back through some audience dick choices from our previous live shows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn mor...

ATHENA KUGBLENU 30.08.2022

The very talented Athena Kugblenu joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NICK HELM 24.08.2022

Nick Helm joins us to decide who and what would be the worst collection of people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. He's in Edinburgh, so if you're up there, or planning to be there, why not go and see him and have a lovely time? And if even the thought of laughing and being generally entertained makes you feel good, then come and see us for Desert Island Dicks LIVE, on Thursday 6th...

VIR DAS 12.08.2022

He's a comedian, musician, actor and now guest on Desert Island Dicks, he's Vir Das. Taking a break from his Edinburgh run, he talks to Dan about people and things that would make his life on a desert island miserable, but fortunately whilst doing so he is very funny, so get stuck in and enjoy the podcast. If you're a fan of Desert Island Dicks, or just want something to get you out of the house,...

RACHEL FAIRBURN 10.08.2022

Rachel Fairburn joins us today to discuss all that is wrong in the world, or rather all that could be wrong in the world, if her world was a desert island full of people and things she hated. She does a fine job, so roll up your ears and swallow down some fresh dicks. Don't forget you can come and see the show live in October as part of the Cheerful Earful podcast, by googling that or by following...

FIN TAYLOR 08.08.2022

Fin Taylor is the person speaking to Dan in this episode of the podcast. He's funny, he's got stuff to get off his chest, and both of those things make for a strong episode of Desert Island Dicks, so get amongst it. If this kind of thing makes you happy then you should definitely come and see us do the podcast live. We're helping open the Cheerful Earful podcast festival in October - you can get t...

REGINALD D HUNTER 04.08.2022

The incomparable Reginald D Hunter joins us on this episode for the same reason that everyone else joins us - to tell us about the worst people and things he could be stuck with on a desert island, but of course he does it in his own inimitable way, and it was a great deal of fun. If you enjoy this (or any of our other episodes), then come and see us live in October as part of the Cheerful Earful...

TESSA COATES 01.08.2022

Tessa Coates is many things: writer, comedian, one half of the Nobody Panic podcast and more besides. But today, she can add yet another string to her bow, as she becomes the next guest on Desert Island Dicks, and gives us all a taste of what her personal hell would look like on a desert island. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...

ELLIE WHITE 25.07.2022

Ellie White is a very funny person and this outing is no exception to that rule. She took time to distract herself from the heatwave as we were recording to share her thoughts on who and what would be the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more...

HARRY TREVALDWYN 19.07.2022

We're back for a new series and Dan is joined by the utterly wonderful Harry Trevaldwyn to discuss all the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with.  We've also been nominated for an award at the British Podcast Awards in the Best Entertainment category. It won't make any difference to your listening experience, we just wanted to brag a little. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

JAMIE WINDUST 02.05.2022

Dan is joined by writer, editor, model and public speaker Jamie Windust. They roll up their sleeves and get stuck right into the process of choosing the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island with. Fortunately for you, the dickishness of the choices is inversely proportional to the funniness of the podcast, so it's a very enjoyable listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

NIGEL NG (UNCLE ROGER) 25.04.2022

Today Dan is joined by none other than Nigel Ng, best-known for his character Uncle Roger. Today though he's here as himself, which is fine by us, as he's a very funny standup comedian, and has some great choices for the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Listen good suckers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

FATIHA EL-GHORRI 18.04.2022

This week we're joined by the excellent Fatiha El-Ghorri! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ALISTAIR GREEN 11.04.2022

The very funny Alistair Green joins Dan to discuss the people and things that would be frankly awful to spend time with on a desert island. He's a funny man, and that's why we like him, so stop reading this and listen to the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

OMID DJALILI 05.04.2022

We're back with another series, and we're coming out swinging with the amazing Omid Djalili, who put in a superb showing whilst choosing the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. So hunker down, strap yourself in, and enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad cho...

SARAH CALLAGHAN 07.03.2022

Comedian Sarah Callaghan joins Dan to discuss all that she believes to be frightful in the world. Well, not quite ALL that is frightful, but a few select people and things she'd hate to be stuck on an island with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...

ANIA MAGLIANO 28.02.2022

Who is it? It's the comedian Ania Magliano, here to share who she believes to be the worst people and things to be stuck on a desert island with. Give it a listen with the entirety of your ears, and let the good times come flooding into your face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your...

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