Dave & Juan: More Time

You say Cracklins, I say Gratons; Joe Burrow turns maw maw's living room curtains into wardrobe for Pimp Convention; It's weenie spaghetti weather; Cleaning for company; If your home had a "kids phone" listed in the phone book, bruh you was rich; M&Ms have personalities? Who knew? Who cared?; You don't get this fat by being in shape; Dave's got a cool new scar and...

The official White House "Walk-Backer" - it's the busiest job on the planet; Will Dave run in 2024? Yes, but it will probably be because he's chasing the guys who stole his yard sign; 80s rock ruled - reliving college radio; The Saints Are Coming - to give us another disappointing performance; We're not going to solve the crime problem in Baton Rouge by arresting people -...

Bruh, your tortoise is loose - again; Baton Rouge traffic problems - nothing that an extra hour of late night/early morning drinking can't solve; The Human Jukebox does The Cupid Shuffle; One-upmanship governing - if you send a bus, I'll send a plane; Secrets of a Greenhouse DJ - Gimme Three Steps gets them to that dance floor - every time; You want some Fin love?; On the road in French...

Close encounters with Coach O; Since his wife is the team mom, Juan declares his volunteer requirements fulfilled; We're fine with self-driving cars, as long as they're programmed to drive like us; Dave's airport adventures - it's never a good sign when you see the pilot leaving with his suitcase; Attention young drivers - when the sign says 55, the speed limit is really 60; I...

It's more brewery browsing with Dave; Quiet quitting isn't new, lazy employees have been around forever; Learn from people who've actually done something, like Prof. Rick Portier; Are you a quock chu?; Deep thoughts from Matt - My life is in the toilet; No gratitude for me = no rent for you, Mr. Landlord; Please don't charge your electric vehicles and step away from the thermos...

Listener gifts for Dave; Juan demonstrates overmodulation - for the entire podcast; Preventing crime and picking up carts - it's not a job, it's a calling; Hey NOLA, how's it going?; Dissecting the economics of student loan transference and college tuition; Old school wallets and fat guy tee shirts; Turtles vs ducks; That ain't some AA battery, bruh; Can you hear me now?; Your...

Burrow or Jamies- who ya got?; Navigating the Facebook matrix; Last week's podcast - it's worth going back for; The Bayou State's mountain views; Shoutout to the one and only Popeyes with good service; The Angola Prison Rodeo - these guys are crazy; Prison jeans; The Cajun Vigilantes -  check local listings; Just how many languages are there; Harvard on the Bayou vs Nicholls of the...

Da momma's a beagle but she got out - so who knows;  The Adventures of a Notary Public - check local listings; Dave goes back to Nicholls and gets lit (up); Over worked and under hydrated - I got to go sit down, yeah; Insuring Juan's life is about to get a lot more expensive; The return of Cooyon of the Week - what you mean you need the jaws of life?; Gaw man, you parked next to do puddl...

What you didn't learn about the job of the president on School House Rock; The world is not looking for you so stop playing Hide N Seek; Serves 10 - 12 people or 10 - 12 Cajuns? Cause there's a difference, bruh!; A week of celebrations at Casa Del Martin; New police dress code in NOLA - yeah, that'll solve the crime problem; Cussed by a stranger on Facebook; Who knew there was a cat...

Zoolander meets Zelensky; Words no longer mean what words used to mean; D&J's Econ 101 - things ain't good, bruh;  She's the Chief Financial Officer of our home - I'm the mail guy; Thibodaux's former old guy bars are now Thibodaux's young guy, college bars; Birthday emails and Facebook posts - how much is too much?; If you have 6400+ unopened emails in your, you m...

Covid, cancer or confusion?; Hit me with your best shot - just don't censor us for saying it; Home Improvement - The Thibodaux Edition; Stab someone today, walk out tomorrow; Alliteration - okay, maybe we don't know what it means but it sounded good; You thought somebody had JUST flushed it -- every moment for 3 weeks?; Elvis really was the King - but Roy Clark and Glenn Campbell were so...

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins; D & J - accidentally informative, entertaining and inspiring; Fist bumps are a flyin'; From Lumcon to international arms tracker - it could happen, just sayin'; Juan's dad talks smack at swim meets; Edwin Edwards' Widow is back in the game; Dave's High School Beauty Court; Tolerating co-workers - just barely;...

We're not political, but bruh, repeat the line; Down da bayou the biggest hill is a bridge; There's no rocks in South Lafourche (except Halifax); You can't spell Louisiana but I'm dumb?; Not so simple division; Joey Chestnut - eating hot dogs and kicking butt; Davey in Red; And dey nevah even got a chance to tank em; World Cup Day Drinkin;; To my kids - I don't care if you...

Sleeveless in Tennessee; Airport nappers; Dave's palatial cabin in the wilderness; You know you're old when you think minivans rule; Dollywood - it's a people-watching mecca; Bruh, I was kinda nauseous; And you made an appointment to get your haircut like that!; You can go home again - as long as you bring your kids; Got 40 shirts, wears 2; A parrot sets a kangaroo free - it must be...

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up; Fact - some people just need to be punched; Long talking -must be genetic; Good parking spots are just like winning - prove me wrong; How does one simply own property in Russia; Need me to speak LONGER? Hold my beer; When healthy foods shocks your system; Swimming in place; Chats with pool guy; Driver's Ed tests - how would you do?; White water raftin...

More Cajun word pronunciation retractions; Diving board mishaps; Stories from the self checkout line; Gas pump investment strategy; D & J - your (unqualified) life coaches; Curiosity killed the 401K cat; When is it time to just give up on learning to swim?; You know you're a Cajun if you've stepped on a nail at least once; and more. Listen here or watch on YouTube.

Cowan - it's a regional word; Today's lesson - what's in the world is a gerund; I'll Be There For You - A poetic rendition; Beb, you know how bad I don't want to talk to you?; The coolest guy in Top Gun is Iceman; All In The Family, The Jefferson's, Good Times, Fat Albert - still good TV; Bruh, I updated to Windows 10, by myself; Cooling the attic so you can have hot...

D & J talk Top Gun Maverick and even suggest a better name for Goose's son; Juan reveals a never-before-thought-of method of preventing car theft in Houston; It's not the heat, it's the humidity - for true bruh; Juan doesn't speak Spanish but the waiters don't care; Prof. Dave claims his spot in the teacher's lounge; Who'll take care of my daughter if we don&...

The lost art of the clothes line; Bob the Squirrel is screwing it up for everyone else; Sleeping w/the animals; Rednecks w/cash = over-the-top mountain cabins; Vacation picture over posting; When it's too good or too big to throw away; Bird stew and road side hunting; A burrito so bit it needs tape?; Watching TV at work cause it makes the day fly by; In Louisiana, you now need a permit to tak...

D&J get Rick Rolled live; Got Monkey Pox - try Mecurochrome; Paw Paw Juan; Hmmm, an abandoned shopping cart - bruh, I bet I could use dat; Hobos vs Homeless; Saban vs Jimbo; Beb, Where's your school - 'right next to the gym'; When good ham sandwich is your every day go to; Betsy the Smoking chimp; The Disinformation Board was apparently disinformation; and more. Like. Subscribe....

Battle of the Network Stars - remembering the epic, winner-take-all showdown between Robert Conrad and Gabe Kaplan; David Lee Roth, a (previous) generational talent; Bruh, dey killing da shrimp down da bayou; Diesel, it kills weeds dead the first time; Popeye's returns to Larose - now how 'bout adding a chicken crust samich to the menu?; Lover Boy's Mike Reno gets fitness advice fro...

When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer; Driver assist system - it's like having a second wife in the car with you; When you're traveling with your older dad, being neighborly is probably not going to happen; Sleeping with ghosts; High tech parenting - I see where you are; Sugar Land catalytic converter thieves, you ain't no Butch & Sundance; You paid what for w...

Louisiana says 'Welcome to Baton Rouge Garth Brooks' and 'Welcome to Lockup Laine Hardy'; When there's pre-partying at a wedding near a prison, you know the fun is about to go down; Line dancing to Black Sabbath; Traveling with a high profile elected official A.K.A. a high maintenance, self-important politician; Major league croquet; George Washington and Dave Martin slept...

You'll never be as cool as Johnny "Freankin'" Depp; Marked safe from the Baton Rouge Week of (not so peaceful) Peace; Ain't bike paths down da' bayou; Old people and ladders; Vote Dave Jury Foreman; School Fairs - dead bull auctions and greased pig chases; and more.

Freeze - I'm a Junior Deputy!; Bayou town street characters - who were yours?; A cousin sleepover, M-80s, smoke bombs, and a well-marked flashlight - what could possibly go wrong?; I shot somebody the bird while praying the rosary; When the new girl comes to school; First Dog bites - 8 days a week; You might be old if you've got a go-to joke; and more. Listen here or watch on YouTube . #...