Dave & Juan: More Time

Kim Mulkey; "FIT" fixation; So a girl walks into a restaurant carrying is machete - do you stick around to order crawfish? Juan does; It's not mildew, it's the humidity; Bruh, you got some grass I could cut? I need to write something; Dave's free beer hook up gets downgraded; High school locker locks - a sign of weakness; Why junior high was like Vietnam; Yes I know you&ap...

More than 5 million podcasts -- because it's easy; How many mics do you have?; Journey's connection to Louisiana; Club band goes Milli Vanilli and nobody notices; The hard reality of recital talent levels; When a circle forms on a dance floor, there's a good chance somebody is embarrassing themselves; Practicing for the ACT - bruh, if you study some you could get you a 30;  Bayou si...

When Dave's away, does his cat play?; Bald Eagle under attack; Dumping on a drone; Glen Campbell and the best/worst of Country; Why albums are far better than Spotify; Ticket Master = Stick If (to you) Master; Sure she has a mustache but I had a Clubfoot!; Leaking sink? - just put a bucket under there, beb; Brother-in-Law envy; Free Neuty; Welcome, Derek Carr; I'm not a stylist so why ar...

Stepping into the AI future; The pollen explosion; Forget International Women's Month - let's talk kidney stones in men; Yes the doctor is accepting new patients - he has an opening in 2024; Bruh, everybody on da bayou must have a curved spine; Another commemorative brick in the wall; Unless you won a championship; you got no business wearing a graduation ring past 30; Resume reality (or...

Dave and the Governor share thoughts on 'active' diarrhea; Juan gets gig em with it; Does LaRose have different weather patterns than Thibodaux - Dave's mom and wife say yes!; Avoiding work to be more productive; A kid and his burn pile; My Pillow OG vs the 2.0; What's up Jackson with the private security detail and the Uber driving monopolist?;   A dive into the dark web; When...

Beer for breakfast? I think I will; Is it better to be the youngest or oldest people in the room?; Put your clothes on, bruh; Forcing in a woke storyline is today's version of the 70s gratuitous nude scene - it's mostly pointless but a few people like it;  90% of Broadway musicals follow the same story; Pickled pig lips and the supply chain; Rich Man, Poor Man parades; Tooling around in...

Bill Belichick to join Dave in Thibodaux?; An early morning trip to the Post Office where self-serve equals no serve; You say you're cool but are you "Car Meet Up" or "Jeep Wave" cool?; A stroll through Music City; Moonshine flights - hard pass; Sure these chemicals are toxic but let's light 'em up in a controlled burn; Newton's Law of Physics - bruh, I got...

Episode 100 takes D & J back down da bayou; A place where everybody knows your name - or at least the name of somebody you know; When meth heads come calling; We made da menu, bruh; Bayou commandments - don't do it!; The riderless night parade; Saying grace at the bar; Adventures in golf carting; Da father I go, da tickah ma accent get; The NOLA airport - everything's new except the...

When TV was funny, it was really funny; Dave goes all Jack Bauer with a life-risking act of heroism at Sam's Club; Discovering features on your car you didn't know you had; A tow truck driver turns to Juan for relationship advice...WHY?; It's a traffic jam bruh, where you want me to go?; Car hacks for with  people without A/C or heat; Chiefs vs Giants - do we even care?; Up, up and...

Sean Payton - hot commodity or over-hyped candidate?; Storage wars - sure I haven't used it in 5 years, but I still could; Swamp Buckets - Cajun convenience or government trap?; Would it be okay if I came over to take a shower?; Curbside shopping; Where'd that extra million come from?; It takes a big baller to offer a complimentary egg buffet; Opening for the governor; Could Shaq save Ti...

Sometimes you just need an extra day; Dave's best and worst cities to visit; Sure you flipped your car but you saved your hair brush; Everything but a smile; The world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes; When your wife's reaction to a comedy show is to offer prayers for the comedian; It's a rental - stop touching everything; Rattle snake and rabbit sausage - tastes li...

If Dave had only been 4-H prez; clouded transparency and locked garages; JFK slept here; A night at my dad’s house, by Juan and his weighted blanket; about that gas stove…; It’s Fort Worth, home of oil, cowboy hats and steaks; When the roadies need your walkout song; Miss Universe vs The Battle Angel; It’s guys’ night out - wanna check out Chicago The Musical?; It’s the foreign exchange student’s...

Celebrating the end of grinding and the beginning of King Cake season; Real Clear Politics - Student elections on the bayou: Altar Boy Captain (the stolen election), Underage 4-H Pres, and the passed over FFA VP; School House Rock - the 1 & 14 episode; Sun with fans; Cooking contest cheaters; From Prison Guard Hadley to Mr. Crab; and more. Listen here or watch on YouTube .

Waffle House Wonder Woman; In 2023, resolve to be more ignorant; Lions Den Adult Super Store - open Christmas Day for your shopping pleasure; No man likes the matching pajama Christmas tradition - we simply tolerate it; Sea Monkeys and Mexican Jumping Beans; The Christmas day-long drive - anticipating open gas stations; The complications of planning lunch with a couple of women who aren’t your wif...

70s & 80s TV heartthrobs turn hitmakers; The art of doing nothing; Reiterize - Dave's new word; Stop marking yourself safe on Facebook just because you saw bad weather on TV; The solution to soft kids - the return of concrete-covered playgrounds; Guilty gift giving - I want a gift so I have to get you one, too; A roll of 50 ones makes a better gift than one fifty; Gift giving philosophies...

You may be cool, but you ain't Jim Rockford cool; The mall's not what it used to be but the styles are; I really thought there'd be more of a demand for Private Investigators; Sure, ghost me until you need me; How about a special aisle for problem shoppers?; A lightbulb guarantee, yeah right; Is it me or do weatherwomen dress differently than weathermen?; The toys of our youth: cook...

A night at the Holidome in Houma; Jehovah's Witnesses - Dave won't but his wife will. Why can't I be the night guard? Dave's wedding was perfect until...; Inverse relationships with nudity; When somebody makes Alex Jones cringe you know the line has been crossed; Juan's shameless album show and tell; You got to get those rings blessed, beb; I love you, I hate you - Fleetwo...

When cats attack; When it comes to wine, container size matters; Tis the season for the Holiday Plywood; Cooking marathons vs quality leftovers shelf life; A meaty Thanksgiving; To the LIFO family member, we all know who you are; Dueling procrastinators - I’m only late because I knew you’d be late; Why you thinking I apologized - I was right!; Randomizing time; Art vandals; More memories for the b...

1983 - A step back to a time when music was great, but solo Paul McCartney wasn't; Juan NOT Marked Safe from the Taylor Swift ticket fiasco; The latest in bathroom cleanliness tech; Sure, getting your beer comped is great but what's my obligation on the tip?; I'm peopled out; Judas Priest got from Breaking The Law to trying not to break a hip; Donna Summer - Alive or Dead?; Who&apos...

Live From Thibodaux, La - Back on Da Bayou; Dat's not a crawfish pie, dat's a crawfish T-Pie-Let; Forget going to NOLA college visitors, check out Thibodauxville; Dave challenges the authenticity of Juan's list of female friends; When overnight guests stay up later than you; What happened to the air mattress, bebe?, Lafayette Airport, the pride of Acadiana; One of these things is no...

Where's my friendly wave, you JERK?; Oh, I didn't recognize you with your shirt on; NOLA, #1 and widening the gap; Tailgating in the Arts District; If it's 4:30 am and you're at the casino, you might be a ... ; The neighborhood key holder - what's my degree of responsibility when you lock yourself out, again?; A late night stroll in your PSs; Tattoo Parlors don't seem...

Leisure suites, trumpets and bowl cuts; It's hammer time; Building wealth with generic Raisin Bran; Cheap cologne transference; Eaters gonna eat; It's a job bruh, not a hobby; No, bragging about Facebook jail doesn't give you street cred; When your chiropractor shops at Sharper Image; Back in our day, dating apps and photo filters consisted of dimly lit nightclubs and Pay One Price...

Bruh, I'd fight you but I got Beauty Court pictures tonight; When the waiter says "my friend, I got to be honest with you - I wouldn't eat here"; What you doing Wednesday cause I'm thinking of going get a tattoo?; Late night dining in towns you've never heard of; Bumming a ride on a private jet; Yes, I knocked over your beer but it was your fault; Meeting in the Ladie...

THE LOST HURRICANE EPISODE originally recorded August 2021: Hurricane Memories; Nash Roberts & Bob Breck; Flying Anchors; Juan - The Unimpressive Storm;  Evacuating From Galliano To Cut Off With Cousins In A Brick House; Low Priority Power Restorations; Where The Streets Have Your Name; The 12-Taco, Hour-Long 15 Minute Break; Heat Management- The One Time Juan Was ALMOST Embarrassed; and More....

Mr. T predicts pain for the fools that miss this episode; Florida trips back in the day - who were these people renting hotel rooms to a bunch of broke kids?; LaToya the Destroya "not embracing" crime stats; Tom Brady now dressing himself; Electric cars catch fire in water; Dave is a Goo Goo Groupie; You knew you were cool if you owned an airbrushed tee shirt with a picture of your car o...