Dave & Juan: More Time

Vacationing roadside during a heatwave; It's the Annual Flat on the Side of I-10 while en route to the beach trip; In search of Wi-Fi; Meet the neighbors - or don't; Karaoke is not intended for the beach; Sand belongs on the beach, not the floor; News from the Bayou - an alligator toater and styrofoam floater; When Google Maps says you're screwed; and more.

GEAUX TIGERS; Urinal etiquette don't spit that in here; Lies, lies and more lies; Paying the mercenaries; Hey NATO, just put it on my tab; Just a minor $6.2 BILLION accounting error; I know I know that guy but I don't know who he is; Example #562 why Juan will never be as tough as his dad; Dave heads to Wyoming's cowboy country; Rednecks, cowboys, Cajuns - other than geography, we&a...

Stories from an Airbnb;  Whatever you do, don't stain the towels!; God save the queen, man; The imaginary line between the richest and poorest neighborhoods; When your Senator is dressed for work - or a pick up game of hoops; Maybe if we just enforced the laws we have we wouldn't need so many new ones; A low caliber explanation; Remembering OJ's slow Bronco chase 29 years later; Dav...

Duran Duran intros the show; Bear down on da bayou - I'd eat that; How MTV drove music sales - back in the day; D & J - both classified document free; This week in music, 1984; Zion Williams getting busy - too bad it wasn't on the court; When roads blow up; EV charging stations - the hidden fees; Had it not been for (fill in the blank) he'd have been on time; Unpacking efficienc...

Get off da dope; When Waffle House becomes the safe haven from crime victims; Juan accidentally shows up at a jeep rally and gets ducked; Prof. Dave goes to college; Money to burn? How bout we get WATERLESS URINALS!; Your reaction guide to active shooters; Congratulations on your Tesla (rental); Dad advice - it's not to make you feel better, it's to make me feel better; When we grew up t...

Wait, so you're saying my dog can't poop in the airplane bathroom?; I wish I could pull off sitting around sipping bourbon; Tastes like burnt wood? Fill me up; Juan challenges award winning powerlifter to deadlift him; Advancements in modern dentistry and the brutality of pulling teeth; Who needs a smile engineer?; When a man does the work but his wife gets in on the thanks; You see son,...

When a man decides on a grill but his wife has a different one in mind; A US Senator in a hoodie - literally; Fox News Progression - from commentator to gold pitchman; Navigating a high school student's exam schedule; The upside of failing in school; Award day mishaps; Grand Isle High School Class of 2023 - if you're not first, your last, literally; Dave's La Coq Sportif should be o...

Did Coach O and Dave Both Buy Engagement Rings From Birdsalls Pharmacy - Home of the Certified Gemologist?; Is There Ever Too Much Food at a Cajun Gathering;  Here's a tip - you're not getting a tip for that; Think You Can Cross the HOA? Think again!; Netflix and Chill and Work;  The Lafourche Gazette - The Official Record of the Bayou; Don't Be Dave and Juan Phobic; Is King Charles...

So exactly how did you get into the United States, amigo?; Watch the coronation? Yeah, us neither;  A Cajun named Juan; It's not that hard, but it's hard; When lightening sets off car alarms as you're walking into church - could it be a sign?; The Kentucky Death Derby - six hours of pre-race coverage for a two minute event; The threat has been neutralized; Bay Life; When you're...

Come on pool weather; You smell like outside; Y'all stop killing snakes, Cajun Rosetta Stone; Bruh, I got pelayed at the club last night; Diesel, The Texting Courtroom Dog; South Louisiana's newest sensation - The Shriever Trailer; The Alamo - I thought it's be bigger; Hoda Kotb - wanna be New Orleanian; Moses of Jazz Fest - how to part the sea of people; Why go to Jazz Fest when yo...

James and the Giant Peach, the perfect kids' play featuring death by rhino and a barley mentioned double homicide; How big is the world's biggest afro and what does it have to do with Napoleonville?;  What's the protocol when you bid on something you really didn't want and win?; Why do we clean the house for company?; The pressure of boiling crawfish for others; Public transpor...

Can we just bring back Real Men of Genius and the Most Interesting Man in the World ads?; Eating a Cheeto from the back of the recliner - yeah, I'd consider it; I'm kind of sick but I don't mind; Let's give access to the important secrets to the kid who wasn't old enough to drink just a few months ago; Sometimes watching the previews is all the entertainment you need; More...

Lady Tigers B-Ballers - from ring fingers to chicken fingers; Keurig emergency; Tales from the general public; Cash register math; You may be country but are you Vienna Sausage sandwich country?; Galliano has an airport - who knew?; I got here early so I could sit at the end of the pew so no, I'm not sliding to the middle;  Two to the torso followed by one to the hip; Cheating in an Easter eg...

Kim Mulkey; "FIT" fixation; So a girl walks into a restaurant carrying is machete - do you stick around to order crawfish? Juan does; It's not mildew, it's the humidity; Bruh, you got some grass I could cut? I need to write something; Dave's free beer hook up gets downgraded; High school locker locks - a sign of weakness; Why junior high was like Vietnam; Yes I know you&ap...

More than 5 million podcasts -- because it's easy; How many mics do you have?; Journey's connection to Louisiana; Club band goes Milli Vanilli and nobody notices; The hard reality of recital talent levels; When a circle forms on a dance floor, there's a good chance somebody is embarrassing themselves; Practicing for the ACT - bruh, if you study some you could get you a 30;  Bayou si...

When Dave's away, does his cat play?; Bald Eagle under attack; Dumping on a drone; Glen Campbell and the best/worst of Country; Why albums are far better than Spotify; Ticket Master = Stick If (to you) Master; Sure she has a mustache but I had a Clubfoot!; Leaking sink? - just put a bucket under there, beb; Brother-in-Law envy; Free Neuty; Welcome, Derek Carr; I'm not a stylist so why ar...

Stepping into the AI future; The pollen explosion; Forget International Women's Month - let's talk kidney stones in men; Yes the doctor is accepting new patients - he has an opening in 2024; Bruh, everybody on da bayou must have a curved spine; Another commemorative brick in the wall; Unless you won a championship; you got no business wearing a graduation ring past 30; Resume reality (or...

Dave and the Governor share thoughts on 'active' diarrhea; Juan gets gig em with it; Does LaRose have different weather patterns than Thibodaux - Dave's mom and wife say yes!; Avoiding work to be more productive; A kid and his burn pile; My Pillow OG vs the 2.0; What's up Jackson with the private security detail and the Uber driving monopolist?;   A dive into the dark web; When...

Beer for breakfast? I think I will; Is it better to be the youngest or oldest people in the room?; Put your clothes on, bruh; Forcing in a woke storyline is today's version of the 70s gratuitous nude scene - it's mostly pointless but a few people like it;  90% of Broadway musicals follow the same story; Pickled pig lips and the supply chain; Rich Man, Poor Man parades; Tooling around in...

Bill Belichick to join Dave in Thibodaux?; An early morning trip to the Post Office where self-serve equals no serve; You say you're cool but are you "Car Meet Up" or "Jeep Wave" cool?; A stroll through Music City; Moonshine flights - hard pass; Sure these chemicals are toxic but let's light 'em up in a controlled burn; Newton's Law of Physics - bruh, I got...

Episode 100 takes D & J back down da bayou; A place where everybody knows your name - or at least the name of somebody you know; When meth heads come calling; We made da menu, bruh; Bayou commandments - don't do it!; The riderless night parade; Saying grace at the bar; Adventures in golf carting; Da father I go, da tickah ma accent get; The NOLA airport - everything's new except the...

When TV was funny, it was really funny; Dave goes all Jack Bauer with a life-risking act of heroism at Sam's Club; Discovering features on your car you didn't know you had; A tow truck driver turns to Juan for relationship advice...WHY?; It's a traffic jam bruh, where you want me to go?; Car hacks for with  people without A/C or heat; Chiefs vs Giants - do we even care?; Up, up and...

Sean Payton - hot commodity or over-hyped candidate?; Storage wars - sure I haven't used it in 5 years, but I still could; Swamp Buckets - Cajun convenience or government trap?; Would it be okay if I came over to take a shower?; Curbside shopping; Where'd that extra million come from?; It takes a big baller to offer a complimentary egg buffet; Opening for the governor; Could Shaq save Ti...

Sometimes you just need an extra day; Dave's best and worst cities to visit; Sure you flipped your car but you saved your hair brush; Everything but a smile; The world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes; When your wife's reaction to a comedy show is to offer prayers for the comedian; It's a rental - stop touching everything; Rattle snake and rabbit sausage - tastes li...

If Dave had only been 4-H prez; clouded transparency and locked garages; JFK slept here; A night at my dad’s house, by Juan and his weighted blanket; about that gas stove…; It’s Fort Worth, home of oil, cowboy hats and steaks; When the roadies need your walkout song; Miss Universe vs The Battle Angel; It’s guys’ night out - wanna check out Chicago The Musical?; It’s the foreign exchange student’s...