Dave & Juan: More Time

Bruh, you ain't the Tiger King; This week in football - LSU sucked, Saints sucked, Texans sucked but the Titans sucked more; Rhythm matters in thoughts, prayers and phone numbers; I like the shirt but what's the embroidery situation on the inside; Starlink changes the game on inflight WiFi; Recovering from the hurricane is tough, but it's less tough when you live next to a hardcore...

A penny for your thoughts - just not one jammed in the washing machine; 4 out of 5 Saints fans agree that every penalty against us is part of a larger conspiracy orchestrated by Roger Goodell; Get off your speaker phone, bruh; What's the right amount of polite chit chat for the grocery store line?; How old is too old for the kids' table?; and more.

A police horse wandered over when Triumph started playing. Turns out he was the only one at the game who showed up ready for victory. | Now that the LSU-Ole Miss game is done, can we just go back to the football part of football? | Last week Juan fell down - this week, Dave fell up (the stairs) | Are there so few ideas for new commercials that we have to keep seeing remakes of the old ones? | Pat...

Forget the vented chimneys - sit back and watch this little rock work its magic; The Lane Kiffin era begins and ranks #1 in media coverage; From the freezer to pit...now what?; So how much weed are you smoking in there that I can smell it way over here; Hanging with the Herbstreit twins; If you're gonna charge me that much for a pound of shrimp, how 'bout you knock all that ice off the s...

So the world's richest man and a Louisiana Cajun step onto a highway... | Dumping on the job | The importance of office bathroom placement | Life was better when you could drink on the job | Credentials in your signature - nobody's impressed | Local newspapers that aren't local | Going down the obit rabbit hole | I'm not wearing any pants | Getting in was free, but popcorn cost...

Preseason football tailgating - just consider it practice for the real thing |The lengths we go to publish this podcast include a driving with a carload of blood and hanging out at a random Circle K for 30+ minutes | It's so hot that we can talk about how hot it is without sounding like two old guys with nothing better to talk about than how hot it is | For us, the ultimate reminder that summ...

When the swamp meets the subdivision; We'll give you 5 guesses as to who the new champion of former LSU athletes turned idiots is; What do Piccadilly, Golden Corral and The Rifleman have in common?; Not the time of year for wearing a suit outside, power outages and frozen AC systems; People who compliment Fauci's handling of the AIDS crisis obviously don't actually remember Fauci&ap...

Be honest, do any of these NFL HOF busts look like the actual guy?; Dave's office space is now "all white"; We're about to see see just how inclusive the WNBA is; Come on Benny Mardones - she's just 16 years old; That time Juan fought the law and the law one; Go Dave, it's your birthday; Back to school days gone by - locker stress; What side hustles would you do?; I&a...

Back in our day,  Biddy Basketball dominated the headlines; Breathless in Cancun; A lesson in painting; Bonding over break-ins; Unlike some, we never take the 5th; Talking WNBA, sorta; A new dumb sport; se habla español, and more.

A shirtless Bob Breck says everything's all good; Juan's favorite R word; Dave makes the early leaderboard at the Tarpon Rodeo; If you're mom's gonna walk around naked, leave your friends at home; ChatGPT thinks you're the best ever; Ram my knee in your back - I think I will; and more.

Did Rikki-Tikki-Tavi feast on dead mice?; Went on down to the Houston Zoo; World Cup Consolation Match or NBA All Star Game?; We'll take Nash Roberts and his magic marker over spaghetti models any day; Woody is going bald!; Are there betting odds on Mitch McConnell's death date? August 4th, anyone?; 83 yo Billy Tauzin engaged to 33 yo!; If you own a bridge building company, an internatio...

Apparently, "Where can we watch the World Cup?" translates to "Enjoy your one-mile walk."; What do you call hanging out with an Olympic champion and a couple of high profile political pundits, plus offering flight tips to help avoid missing a meeting with President Trump? Just another business trip for Dave; Unexpected political announcements - Lindsey Graham dead, Mitch McConn...

An office cleaning turns into a trip down memory lane, including EVERYTHING you ever wanted to know about Dave's high school tennis tournament but afraid to ask; To some of us, getting and/or doing nothing on Father's Day is the best gift we could wish for; World Cup international visitors seem to like the US more than half of the US residents; Of course they love our food - chemicals wi...

Celebrating the arrival of the final remaining notification of the Republican-led Emancipation Proclamation; If you're upset about the UFC fight on the lawn of the White House, you might have selective outrage; Forget the Knicks come back games, how 'bout that Skechers comeback!; We won, let's go burn a school bus??; A socialist's view of economics - I don't understand it,...

A BUCKET of Fireballs…X2!; Old stories with old cousins - yep, they’re funny every time; Divide the total dinner bill by 4, carry the one and then subtract the…; We don’t know what the Tourism Destination Fee in New Orleans is spent on, but we know what it’s not spent on; You don’t want the broken cork from your expensive bottle of wine, do you?; Please let Mickey Loomis be fired - Lord, hear our...

Dave calls on his MacGyver, problem solving skills to hang a bird feeder; It was like being on the surface of the sun; Coach O's already earning his paycheck; Juan enjoys a day of standing in the pool while the neighbor screams at her kids; Eating Cheetos with chopsticks; Dave casts a provisional ballot - or whatever you call it - to avoid voter suppression; Even D&J opt out of Freedom 25...

Juan hangs out with Dave's family; Why didn't we act foolish at our high school graduations? Because we knew there would be consequences; Back when small scholarships were more than enough; Geaux Tigahs - Coach O is back; Dorm showers and RAs that meant business; Prof. Dave goes back to school; How much are you willing to share with AI?; The business of scamming; If only fast food burger...

Dave steps up to the plate to rescue a bat; Mickey Ds put the brakes on self-serve drinks; Juan's mild opioid withdrawals; How was your Mother's Day;?; Is everything in New Orleans sketch-adjacent?; When the conference presenter is really just a salesman; Dollar Tree line etiquette; Back in our day, we knew how to brag; and more.

Juan's dad brings home the gold by taking care of the competition; DC's nerd prom goes off the rails; Governor Landry puts his anger and his accent on full display; Matador takes one in the butt; and more.

250 episodes, D&J reach a milestone few podcasters achieve; In all honesty, how far does your knee need to bend, anyway?; Trump increases support for the Pope among people who oppose the Pope; Everybody has something on somebody else and you're paying the bill to keep it hushed; Could we really live off the grid?; Triathlon goes bad, really bad; The worst part of the year to be a sports f...

On the brink of a semiquincentennial (am impressive word and milestone); Juan's fuzzy post-op memories; From Frank Sinatra to Ted Nugent to Ozzy to Country favorites - sometime local radio just feels like home; The story of the Thibodaux Massacre; and more.

The Easter recap; Jesus or candy - one per post, please; At your age, you must have lived through all the best new candy debuts; The Pitt - GREAT show, too much gore; How long are you awake before you get to work?; You know your shower takes too long when your bathroom begins to rust; I'm ready, let's go; If church practice lasts for hours, you'd think we'd practice the things...

A great Phil Collins concert with everything but Phil Collins; Don't want to toss a good piece of old wood? Just put it by the road for someone to grab; Another successful No Kings Day; LSU continues to add to its villain rep; Louisiana named Most Stressed State - we say no way; Time to add ABBA to the playlist; Throw-up bowls - yea or nay?; and more.

Once again, Louisiana is the best at being the worst; Is the Pickleball court population explosion beginning to burst?; Spring Break NOT spots; RIP Chuck Norris; If you're thinking it but scared to say it, no worries - Trump will; Do better Nicholls Book Store; March Madness bait and switch; Put your clothes on, dude; and more.