Dave & Juan: More Time

A football weekend - the good, the bad and the ugly; Coach Prime is the Flava Flav of college football;  Travis Kelce wins big but not as big as Sean Payton loses; Dave hangs with all the single ladies ; Sure, the alligator was involved but was it really his fault; Can you "Cntrl, Alt, Delete" the flight deck controls?; If they keep telling you your flight is on time, your flight is prob...

So you lost a jet? A fighter jet?; Dave gets plaid; Cajun flavored pizza crust - who you trying to fool, Michigan? You don't answer your phone, prepare to get pinged; Mexico actually finds an alien on it's side of the border; Oh, you're from Ukraine - you're welcome!; What ever happened to the I Ain't No Fortunate Son attitude?; So that's why they call it skunk weed;...

Saints opening day at the dome - restroom reductions are the theme; A $30 bowl of gumbo!!; Double deuce drop; Adventures in small town Mississippi; Ice cream & shoes; I don't want to be that guy, but New Orleans is....; Forget the holes on the street, the sidewalks are the real danger; Warning - don't run a tab for your 21 year old son with the TikTok influencer bartender; Fires don&...

Dave's close encounter with Jimmy Buffet; HBD Juan's dad; When you make it to 100, you get all you can eat bread sticks; Stop believing everything you read on Facebook; I need 1,000 Popsicle sticks and 25 beach balls - sounds like a Dollar Tree run; Dave's new Maker's Mark jeans - don't be jealous; Juan's last name uses every vowel - he never knew; I'm staying ho...

Dave would sooner sort socks than watch the presidential debates; Our Canadian listeners (the one) likes our chats about American politics; Mike Pence = Race Banning; Yeah, it's hot but be careful what you ask for; Mugging for the camera; Lafourche Parish Sheriff's office recruits social media posse - got 'em!; Juan is baffled by his family's lack of interest in where his high...

When your shoes dress down your outfit; It's 100+ degrees and people are wearing flannel pajama pants to the store; Sizing up available weapons at Sam's - you could always grab a big rock from the parking lot; Keep your killin' on the clock, Chicago; Order in the court - the judge in on sabbatical; Maui conspiracy theories;  Politics in 2023 - it's like the old black and white...

Country music pushes to take back the country; The artist we both regret never seeing live - Glen Campbell; My son bought a ukulele - again; Tie A Yellow Ribbon song lyrics revisited; How Elvis influenced Air Jordans; The train wreck that was Johnny Manziel; Give Reggie back his Heisman; Our annoyance with pickle ball continues; Tales from the HOA; So horse medicine does work now?; Lets just suck...

D & J cut loose, Footloose!; Yard work and massive heat don't go together - unless you're Juan's dad; You want to sit outside in the heat when the cool house is just steps away - nah bruh; When you don't pay for anything everything seems free; Bruh, I don't wanna see my electric bill; Aisle seat etiquette;  Kenny Loggins trivia & why Dave likes Playing with the Boy...

Mexican foot powder: your feet will smell great until they fall off; Popeyes spicy or classic - WTH is Popeyes Classic?; Wendy's heads to the bayou; Next Door App - broadcasting your stupidity to strangers; The car inspection scam; When your children mess up your taxes; The mental exhaustion of parenting young adults; Barefoot driving; LeBron's school of broken promises; Love letters fro...

Why are there so many old people at The Producers concert?; Ain't too proud to beg to get put on the guest list; Top hit albums of 1984; You see the guy on this album cover - his name is Rick Springfield and I want my hair cut just like his; Hotel toilet flushing options - from low flow to turbo; My stud finder only beeps on me; If a nail can't hold it, use two; Digging up 18 cemented-in...

Tennis talk from guys who USED to follow tennis; The HOMELESS World Cup - who's the home team?; When your kids require your help on their schedule no matter how unpredictable their schedule may be; Somehow, our parents thought we were worldly;  A dichotomy of culture - Drinking beer in a museum ; Get there early because you're too old to stay late; How and why to make friends with the gu...

Joan Jett welcomes us back from the road; Dave's in-laws' Grand Marquis sadly/finally laid to rest - or has it been converted to rental property; It's Louisiana versus Texas versus Mississippi in the battle for crappy road construction supremacy; Juan confirms that he really is a far better driver than his wife; You're either a beach guy or you're not; Crab Island loves Ki...

Vacationing roadside during a heatwave; It's the Annual Flat on the Side of I-10 while en route to the beach trip; In search of Wi-Fi; Meet the neighbors - or don't; Karaoke is not intended for the beach; Sand belongs on the beach, not the floor; News from the Bayou - an alligator toater and styrofoam floater; When Google Maps says you're screwed; and more.

GEAUX TIGERS; Urinal etiquette don't spit that in here; Lies, lies and more lies; Paying the mercenaries; Hey NATO, just put it on my tab; Just a minor $6.2 BILLION accounting error; I know I know that guy but I don't know who he is; Example #562 why Juan will never be as tough as his dad; Dave heads to Wyoming's cowboy country; Rednecks, cowboys, Cajuns - other than geography, we&a...

Stories from an Airbnb;  Whatever you do, don't stain the towels!; God save the queen, man; The imaginary line between the richest and poorest neighborhoods; When your Senator is dressed for work - or a pick up game of hoops; Maybe if we just enforced the laws we have we wouldn't need so many new ones; A low caliber explanation; Remembering OJ's slow Bronco chase 29 years later; Dav...

Duran Duran intros the show; Bear down on da bayou - I'd eat that; How MTV drove music sales - back in the day; D & J - both classified document free; This week in music, 1984; Zion Williams getting busy - too bad it wasn't on the court; When roads blow up; EV charging stations - the hidden fees; Had it not been for (fill in the blank) he'd have been on time; Unpacking efficienc...

Get off da dope; When Waffle House becomes the safe haven from crime victims; Juan accidentally shows up at a jeep rally and gets ducked; Prof. Dave goes to college; Money to burn? How bout we get WATERLESS URINALS!; Your reaction guide to active shooters; Congratulations on your Tesla (rental); Dad advice - it's not to make you feel better, it's to make me feel better; When we grew up t...

Wait, so you're saying my dog can't poop in the airplane bathroom?; I wish I could pull off sitting around sipping bourbon; Tastes like burnt wood? Fill me up; Juan challenges award winning powerlifter to deadlift him; Advancements in modern dentistry and the brutality of pulling teeth; Who needs a smile engineer?; When a man does the work but his wife gets in on the thanks; You see son,...

When a man decides on a grill but his wife has a different one in mind; A US Senator in a hoodie - literally; Fox News Progression - from commentator to gold pitchman; Navigating a high school student's exam schedule; The upside of failing in school; Award day mishaps; Grand Isle High School Class of 2023 - if you're not first, your last, literally; Dave's La Coq Sportif should be o...

Did Coach O and Dave Both Buy Engagement Rings From Birdsalls Pharmacy - Home of the Certified Gemologist?; Is There Ever Too Much Food at a Cajun Gathering;  Here's a tip - you're not getting a tip for that; Think You Can Cross the HOA? Think again!; Netflix and Chill and Work;  The Lafourche Gazette - The Official Record of the Bayou; Don't Be Dave and Juan Phobic; Is King Charles...

So exactly how did you get into the United States, amigo?; Watch the coronation? Yeah, us neither;  A Cajun named Juan; It's not that hard, but it's hard; When lightening sets off car alarms as you're walking into church - could it be a sign?; The Kentucky Death Derby - six hours of pre-race coverage for a two minute event; The threat has been neutralized; Bay Life; When you're...

Come on pool weather; You smell like outside; Y'all stop killing snakes, Cajun Rosetta Stone; Bruh, I got pelayed at the club last night; Diesel, The Texting Courtroom Dog; South Louisiana's newest sensation - The Shriever Trailer; The Alamo - I thought it's be bigger; Hoda Kotb - wanna be New Orleanian; Moses of Jazz Fest - how to part the sea of people; Why go to Jazz Fest when yo...

James and the Giant Peach, the perfect kids' play featuring death by rhino and a barley mentioned double homicide; How big is the world's biggest afro and what does it have to do with Napoleonville?;  What's the protocol when you bid on something you really didn't want and win?; Why do we clean the house for company?; The pressure of boiling crawfish for others; Public transpor...

Can we just bring back Real Men of Genius and the Most Interesting Man in the World ads?; Eating a Cheeto from the back of the recliner - yeah, I'd consider it; I'm kind of sick but I don't mind; Let's give access to the important secrets to the kid who wasn't old enough to drink just a few months ago; Sometimes watching the previews is all the entertainment you need; More...

Lady Tigers B-Ballers - from ring fingers to chicken fingers; Keurig emergency; Tales from the general public; Cash register math; You may be country but are you Vienna Sausage sandwich country?; Galliano has an airport - who knew?; I got here early so I could sit at the end of the pew so no, I'm not sliding to the middle;  Two to the torso followed by one to the hip; Cheating in an Easter eg...