Dave & Juan: More Time

A 32 hour work week? Will we still get time to play bingo?; The biggest lotto winner - the government; You should tip more to make up for the poor tippers in the room; Two Live Crew brings their party to Baton Rouge; All problems solved - US government to investigate McDonalds' ice cream machine breakdowns; Tips to make airport bathrooms more sanitary; Please no dirty diapers, bloody gauze or...

Who cares if he's in a suit - you put a cane pole with a hook & an ice chest of bait in front of a Cajun, he's gonna fish; Dave opens in Bama for the SEC Shorts guy; Juan exists on Fruit Loops, ice cream & Doritos; Our ideas on props for Napoleonville Middle School's the Cajun Wizard of Oz; The state of the union is _________ ; Kerry Von Erich, The Monday Warrior; When the f...

Cool pins on jean jackets - that's how we rolled in the 80s; The never ending saga of cable/internet service providers; Clipped your main power feed - no worries, bruh, I've got electrical tape; Thanks for the 4 am text AT&T - next time skip the text and keep your $5; Want to avoid longer jail sentences in Louisiana? Don't do anything that lands you in jail; Deputy Dave's s...

Does winning American Idol still mean anything? - ask Laine Hardy; Houma's hidden wedding gem; Fun with Cajun last names; Down da bayou - it's all relative; Are today's tattoos or girls yesterday's earrings on guys?; Wyoming - it's for real!; Beware of extreme avalanche conditions; Dave pitches his idea for a new reality show; Getting old - one pain leads to another; I lik...

Judgements? Fines? Forget that, have you seen these cool new shoes?; Live from Sulphur; Putting a wrap on Mardi Gras - Juan pops in on Dave's mom; Notes from a new listener; Sure it's fine to leave your car unlocked AND running - it's Thibodaux; Calling all police - Louisiana needs you, and New York doesn't car about you; Hey America - is it enough yet?; Come on man, the econom...

Neighbors - meeting and avoiding them; I know you, you know me and that's enough; It's okay if you like something and someone else (including me) doesn't; Lazy Mardi Gras float riders means more cheap crap for me; Hey bruh, can you watch this gas can for me?; When a DJ on a parade float really just wants to be a singer; When your social security number was given to anyone who asked;...

Thanks listeners who take this stuff more seriously than we do - proliferation drug commercials; explained; Donuts on the practice field; What's it take to keep a dog in the bed of a pickup? Road hazards - Juan recounts his first wreck and animal fatality, and Dave re-hits a deer; Odd smells on roadtrips; Economics 101 - they're still telling lies; Bayou people - different levels of frie...

150 episodes - who would have guessed we'd last this long!; How to greet someone you haven't seen in a while; Local news dress standards seem to different for weathermen and weatherwomen; The simple joy of a rain gauge; When you feet get wet it's time to break out the white rubber boots; Track suit, warm up suit, joggers - what it that thing called?; Our continuing disdain for pickl...

DeSantis launches 2028 presidential campaign - well, sort of; So you're saying there's a problem at the border; No need to get off the drugs Baton Rouge - the police department has your "free" Narcan hook-up; Government budgets don't want to save money; How many football analysts do we really need?; What to watch on TV since there's never anything to watch on TV; Dave...

Brrrrr, this Global Warming sure is cold; Hey Buffalo, if you can't manage to play football in the snow, how 'bout you put a roof on the new stadium?; Happy MLK Day; What's the bigger pain - covering plants for the freeze or replacing them in the Spring?; Faulty plane door? No worries, we'll avoid flying over water; Useless but addictive social media rabbit holes; Smuggling met...

Saints season ends - Jamies is gonna Jameis; "Derek Carr is a sexy man," says Dave;  A fondness for nasty Chinese buffet; Cat Williams lights the comedy world on fire; RIP Starsky; Gypsy Rose Blanchard brings attention to Cut Off; Leave The World Behind - conflicting opinions; Tips for real estate agents; Juan gets annoyed by new church goers who don't know the system; The Golden Me...

Do-Rags, Sunglasses AND the world's largest selection of knives, swords & daggers all in one place!; The nostalgia in your childhood bedroom; The indoor pesticide spraying flit gun; The holiday Charcuterie board; Helping your kids put something together is the same as doing it yourself; Lesser gifts get biggest reactions; WTH are "snappy" clothes?; Seeing the sites in the parkin...

The Merry Christmas (not happy holidays) episode.

Levels of freezers; Tips to the Weenie Spaghetti Cook-off competitors - keep it simple; Secret Santa gift exchanges - not fun; Gifts to co-workers - another hard pass; When a guy says he doesn't need anything for Christmas, he means it; Holiday charities need to means test recipients; Ethically Manufactured in China - yeah, right!; Aren't you tired drinking out of the cups we have?; Chri...

Dave heads back to Key West to relive his honeymoon (minus the jorts) 30 years later; Why wrap FRESH seafood in bacon?; Testing seasickness preventatives - dramamine vs edible pot gummies; Captain Tony's - no cleaning required; Dogs on a plane - no thanks; Uber adjusts rate after the fact; Truro car rentals; Hey, have you heard Juan's Thibodaux stories?; Rating a priest based on the brev...

Key West, here Dave comes; Once again, the Saints crash, recover and burn all in one game; Security high but booths are small at Rogan's Comedy Mothership; Questioning the reality of moon landings; A nice rain gauge makes a great gift; Juan stalks Olivia Dunne - not as impressed as he thought he'd be; I live LITERALLY right across the street;  Ask him for money - he looks like a mason; ...

Well HELLO Dolly; Post Thanksgiving weigh-ins; Juan spends 8 hours in the ER with his wife and complains about what a burden it was on HIM; It was almost the first ever podcast recorded in Paincourtville; Dave arms himself to supervise utility workers spray painting whatever; Hall & Oates go to court; Joe Rogan here I come; Counter protesting to save the right books; Can I get a loan on this w...

The Weenie Spaghetti Festival & Cook-off - Mark your calendars; Holiday meal prep; Thanksgiving turkey vs ham vs steak; Cover that open dish with a paper towel and it'll be fine; When food tastes like a house smells; Dave attends a "fancy" wedding and wonder's if the bride's parents are still expected to pay for the wedding; Wedding reception songs; Juan's former...

Are you ever too old to help a friend move furniture? Heck yeah, you are!; Got leg cramps - eat a banana and sleep with a bar of soap; The Christmas Marketplace with everything from photos with Santa to stun guns; When is a compliment to one person an insult to another?; I got 1,000 channels but nothing to watch; Just because they laugh doesn't mean it's funny; Chinese leaders come to Sa...

Have you ever danced in the kitchen 'til the mornin' light on a Louisiana Saturday night?; Who's more Cajun?; Baton Rouge hosts expungement fair; People you don't want to bump in to in places you shouldn't be seen; Dave's optimum time to hit WalMart; If you thought 4 pools at one home was over the top....; When Waze takes you to the hood; Our "leaders" just...

Tech talk for dummies; Backyard Bobcats; How many cups are too many?; Country Crock equals the universal storage container; I wonder if I'm the only human being on the planet doing BLANK right now; The possums are eating good in Dave's neighborhood; I'm not sure how to say this, but; Congress settles on a Louisiana guy who doesn't sound like he's from Louisiana; Judging pe...

Are the Saints of old becoming the Saints of new?; Sit right back and you'll hear a tale of Dave's fateful fishing trip; Serving time for hunting violations when he was just trying to feed the Cajun masses; Casino visitors can be depressing to see; Do you want a tip or not?; Pecking corn on the drive to Thibodaux; Did I tell you about my catheter?; RIP Suzanne Somers; Sam's Club sam...

Bruh, Louisiana got another Cajun governor and Juan was wrong; Dave's solar eclipse surprise; Some people aren't made for early morning fishing trips; Cool temps ahead; Old age is a moving target - who would have thought she was still alive?; We can't help with the cost of your wheelchair ramp but can we interest you in some assisted suicide?; Double shot drinks with quadruple rates...

Savannah Bananas tickets create a frenzy in Baton Rouge - WHY?; So, what's gonna become of all then municiations we left in Afghanistan? D & J have an idea; And what about that $6 billion we just "released"; High school football on the bayou - Mustangs vs Tarpons & shots fired in Thibodaux; Ummm, there's a cop in your driveway; When your mom calls in sick on your behalf...

Juan and his dad go Cruisin' The Coast; So you're telling me pulling a fire alarm sets off a fire alarm?;   Got a cold? Suck it up, buttercup; A birthday celebration with bullets; Talking to strangers; Come on Ole Miss - great win but rushing the field?; When the water line breaks you just hope it's on the city side; The Baton Rouge bridge turns into a pig sty; One time at band camp...