Dave & Juan: More Time

We're not political, but bruh, repeat the line; Down da bayou the biggest hill is a bridge; There's no rocks in South Lafourche (except Halifax); You can't spell Louisiana but I'm dumb?; Not so simple division; Joey Chestnut - eating hot dogs and kicking butt; Davey in Red; And dey nevah even got a chance to tank em; World Cup Day Drinkin;; To my kids - I don't care if you...

Sleeveless in Tennessee; Airport nappers; Dave's palatial cabin in the wilderness; You know you're old when you think minivans rule; Dollywood - it's a people-watching mecca; Bruh, I was kinda nauseous; And you made an appointment to get your haircut like that!; You can go home again - as long as you bring your kids; Got 40 shirts, wears 2; A parrot sets a kangaroo free - it must be...

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up; Fact - some people just need to be punched; Long talking -must be genetic; Good parking spots are just like winning - prove me wrong; How does one simply own property in Russia; Need me to speak LONGER? Hold my beer; When healthy foods shocks your system; Swimming in place; Chats with pool guy; Driver's Ed tests - how would you do?; White water raftin...

More Cajun word pronunciation retractions; Diving board mishaps; Stories from the self checkout line; Gas pump investment strategy; D & J - your (unqualified) life coaches; Curiosity killed the 401K cat; When is it time to just give up on learning to swim?; You know you're a Cajun if you've stepped on a nail at least once; and more. Listen here or watch on YouTube.

Cowan - it's a regional word; Today's lesson - what's in the world is a gerund; I'll Be There For You - A poetic rendition; Beb, you know how bad I don't want to talk to you?; The coolest guy in Top Gun is Iceman; All In The Family, The Jefferson's, Good Times, Fat Albert - still good TV; Bruh, I updated to Windows 10, by myself; Cooling the attic so you can have hot...

D & J talk Top Gun Maverick and even suggest a better name for Goose's son; Juan reveals a never-before-thought-of method of preventing car theft in Houston; It's not the heat, it's the humidity - for true bruh; Juan doesn't speak Spanish but the waiters don't care; Prof. Dave claims his spot in the teacher's lounge; Who'll take care of my daughter if we don&...

The lost art of the clothes line; Bob the Squirrel is screwing it up for everyone else; Sleeping w/the animals; Rednecks w/cash = over-the-top mountain cabins; Vacation picture over posting; When it's too good or too big to throw away; Bird stew and road side hunting; A burrito so bit it needs tape?; Watching TV at work cause it makes the day fly by; In Louisiana, you now need a permit to tak...

D&J get Rick Rolled live; Got Monkey Pox - try Mecurochrome; Paw Paw Juan; Hmmm, an abandoned shopping cart - bruh, I bet I could use dat; Hobos vs Homeless; Saban vs Jimbo; Beb, Where's your school - 'right next to the gym'; When good ham sandwich is your every day go to; Betsy the Smoking chimp; The Disinformation Board was apparently disinformation; and more. Like. Subscribe....

Battle of the Network Stars - remembering the epic, winner-take-all showdown between Robert Conrad and Gabe Kaplan; David Lee Roth, a (previous) generational talent; Bruh, dey killing da shrimp down da bayou; Diesel, it kills weeds dead the first time; Popeye's returns to Larose - now how 'bout adding a chicken crust samich to the menu?; Lover Boy's Mike Reno gets fitness advice fro...

When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer; Driver assist system - it's like having a second wife in the car with you; When you're traveling with your older dad, being neighborly is probably not going to happen; Sleeping with ghosts; High tech parenting - I see where you are; Sugar Land catalytic converter thieves, you ain't no Butch & Sundance; You paid what for w...

Louisiana says 'Welcome to Baton Rouge Garth Brooks' and 'Welcome to Lockup Laine Hardy'; When there's pre-partying at a wedding near a prison, you know the fun is about to go down; Line dancing to Black Sabbath; Traveling with a high profile elected official A.K.A. a high maintenance, self-important politician; Major league croquet; George Washington and Dave Martin slept...

You'll never be as cool as Johnny "Freankin'" Depp; Marked safe from the Baton Rouge Week of (not so peaceful) Peace; Ain't bike paths down da' bayou; Old people and ladders; Vote Dave Jury Foreman; School Fairs - dead bull auctions and greased pig chases; and more.

Freeze - I'm a Junior Deputy!; Bayou town street characters - who were yours?; A cousin sleepover, M-80s, smoke bombs, and a well-marked flashlight - what could possibly go wrong?; I shot somebody the bird while praying the rosary; When the new girl comes to school; First Dog bites - 8 days a week; You might be old if you've got a go-to joke; and more. Listen here or watch on YouTube . #...

Hello Germany! Was Jerry Reed the OG Rapper? Why having the first appointment of the day on a doctor's schedule is like having no appointment; Napping in airports; There's never been a more fitting business name than Dirt Cheap; As Rick Springfield sang, Don't talk to Strangers - but if you do, don't lead with the comical banter; Being bored is the highlight of my day; The time...

In this episode D&J give their take on the Slap Heard Around The World, Eric Church bailing on the choir, and today's Country Music; Dave explains how a radio program director and not his mother actually named him; Juan spends a relaxing afternoon stranded on the shoulder of I-10; A story of disappointing beer drinkers and a bar top preacher; Should a lesson in the friendly wave be added...

Both funnier and less violent than the Oscars... In an attempt to establish world peace, the guys suggest holding the next G7 Summit in Cut Off, and even offer to host a crawfish boil. Dave then brilliantly uses the cast of Happy Days to illustrate the United States' evolving status in the world. In keeping with the global theme, D&J chuckle about the apparent pending food shortages, and...

At the top of the show, 60 year old Juan shares his attempts to eat healthier by trying a banana for the first time in his life. That leads them to a discussion about finicky eaters and 70s and 80s sitcoms. Then it's more fun w/Siri, what's wrong with the NCAA and lying friends.  Later, the guys explore congenital hypochondriacs, and self-diagnosed brain tumors. Dave discusses his recent...

On Guard in Cajun means "y'all go stab each other"; There's a fight and then there's a Boat Shed fight; Everybody is lying to you (except us); Better fill up your tank NOW; Free range chickens, mules, jacks and jennies; I don't remember ever meeting you but I'll darn sure pretend I do; Battery is always unlawful; Raccoons, opossums, ferrel squirrels and bats; Roc...

Maskless in the airport; Da plane, da plane - Friday night viewing back in the day; Rival groups (like 4-H vs FFA??) cause trouble in Baton Rouge; A burrito for breakfast?; Registered Republican, Democrat or Catholic; The Book of Mormon; Dave's preferred hotel amenities;  Recreating ballots; Who's at the mall; Fencing without a post hole digger; and more. Listen here or watch us on YouTu...

Redneck plumbing; World at war; Got a 2 story house but I only use 1; I don't want to catch Mardi Gras beads until someone throws Mardi Gras beads; The ship, the ship, the ship is on fire; Tips for better hearing; Facebook fact checked = truth validation; Dave hasn't had a DUI in at least 6 months; Juan may not be a rule follower but has no problem being a rule enforcer; That's some...

Taking it to the next level with your Valentine (in the 5th grade); Company credit card  - my treat; Oh Canada, OH NO; Hold the guac; Our thoughts on all things Super Bowl including Joe's fashion choices; halftime and WTH was The Rock doing; Naked and not afraid at the gym; Coons in the cafe; High school class songs; The ABBA fan boy; and more. #Cajun #Louisiana # Guacamole #Valentine #Canada...

Super Bowl Pre-cap;  Authentic Cajun Valentine's from down da bayou; Every Rose Has Its Pee Cawns; The most depressing wedding sermon ever; High end and not so high end dining; I'm not giving you money but you can have these three tater tots; There's no such thing as a small gumbo; The evolution of the music business; Best man fails, Yellow emojis are racist; and more. Listen here o...

Who Dey? No way!; Joe Cool and the Big Game; Wordle - we ain't playing on principle; Feng Shui, horticulture and weather - what is things we don't know about but pretend we do; Winter wear, fabric sensitivity and shopping in your own closet; Sure Sam's Club has great prices but there are size limitations; Inside radio talk; and more. Please subscribe and share with friends, Listen h...

Farewell Sean Payton and Meat Loaf; What don't the Mannings advertise?; Cotillion vs Couvillion? Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, look at these; Bobby Hebert - you wanna step inta da woods an discuss it, bruh?; From a lecture series to a comedy show - now that's versatility; Yes, somebody was murdered here last night but we're open this morning; Convenience store shopping tips; If Ne...

Yes, I'll have the Pizza Rolls AGAIN; Can leftovers really go bad?; Pets and weather; Paying it forward at the drive thru (or not); Allegra and Allegra D - your dog knows the difference; Four day works and jobsite nap rooms; Bruce Arians wouldn't have survived at Galliano Junior High; and more. Watch us on YouTube . #Cajun #Louisiana #Bayou #PizzaRolls