Crunch Wears No Pants

We had to make a special sad version of the intro for this one.

Section 238. Buy tickets and sit with us as we cry watching the "welcome back, KAT!" video at Target Center. We discuss the Wolves' 6-1 run, the return of their defense, the return of Karl, the return of Jaden, and how weird AD stans are. The audio might be like 33% wonky cuz, transparently, i had my mic turned down super low and i didn't catch it until it was too late which is why it sounds like...

First off, the guys talk about the news of Jeremy Allen White being cast as Rotta the Hutt in the forthcoming Mandalorian and Grogu movie. Then they talk about the professional basketball team from Minnesota. And then they revive a classic CWNP bit, "Timbertales". S/o to two time panty nation member of the year runner up Greta Thun.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM. FUNCTIONAL MORON AKA CORY FROM WOLVES TWITTER AND WOLVES BLUESKY IS HERE TO HELP US SIFT THROUGH THE CHAOS OF THIS SEASON! HE'S SMART! HE'S INSIGHTFUL! HE'S FUN! AND WE APPRECIATE HIM!

it's been 9 days since we've gotten goosebumps. 

Friends of the pod Falling Knife gave us some beverages to consume while talking about Julius Randle. You can imagine how this turned out. We also did the "Julius or Randle" draft where we draft five people with variations of the name "Julius" or "Randle" in honor of, you guessed it, Julius Randle. 

Last night, Britt Robson tweeted "Mike Conley's rep suddenly ain't what it used to be on that splayed airball cum assist arguing for a foui". Twitter lost their mind and we had to have him on the show to talk about it. We also talked about the (sad) early regression of Mike Conley, the new City Edition jerseys, the bench unit, and the Timberwolves' odd recent ability of proving the doubters wrong....

Sure. Let's release an episode today. We discuss the early season woes and successes thusfar, as the Timberwolves show signs of course correcting after some clunky first few games. We also go around and award "Naz Reid games" to historical and fictional people who may deserve them but never got the chance to be awarded a Naz Reid game.

Guys, we love Julius Randle. The gentlemen break down his fit and early returns on being Randle-pilled as a fanbase. Jordan also lists off things he actually does not like about the Timberwolves in order to beat the toxic positivity allegations. We also add a monster to the timberwolves in celebration of Halloween. 

guys. Chelanga is back. So are the wolves. We try to react normally to game 1 and discuss the whole Bronny James sitch as well as talk about Family Guy.

Look guys. If you dont go and follow Bad Angle Basketball on Instagram right now I'll be pretty mad about it. Today, we talk to Jack from BAB to discuss the vibes after a heartbreaking Lynx loss, as well as the vibes surrounding exciting showings from our young Wolves in the pre-season. The Timberwolves and Lynx Organization is truly a bountiful source of entertainment and joy. There is beauty all...

Hello. The Lynx are really good. The Wolves Things bracket is happening right now and the bracket is lookin weird. We also talked about some pre-season Wolves storylines. Oh boy. We're so back guys

Hey guys. Here it is. The episode that, deep down, we knew we'd eventually have to record one day but didn't want to admit it. And now it's here. 

This one starts out kinda hot lmao this one is for sure an "in your airpods" episode and not a bluetooth speaker at the office episode. I don't think any of our episodes are bluetooth speaker at the office episodes. Alright guys here's the deal. JakesGraphs was on the show. We discuss how insane the Lynx are, and how blessed we are to have two elite professional basketball teams in Minnesota. We a...

We say hello to new Timberwolves and goodbye to those who have departed. We also draft past and present timberwolves into our favorite fandom shows and movies

Hello hotties. We talk about the draft. We talk about the Lynx. We talk about where Cheryl stands all time in all time GM and Coach rankings. We review our over/unders from before the season. What an episode

COLE ALDRICH IS AN OFFICIAL  SACWNPYEPAE AWARD WINNER!!!!!!

TEAMS DOWN 3-0 IN THE CONFERENCE FINALS ARE 0-155. UNTIL THIS YEAR. IT WAS WRITTEN. IF YOUR NAME IS ABE AND YOUR "WRITE" FOR SB NATION YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU DRIVING RECKLESSLY IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA CUZ BOY HOWDY YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT

The best time to release a series preview podcast is last night at 10pm when we finished recording this. The second best time is now, 2:16pm the day of the game. The gentlemen break down the advantages of both teams and predict where the series nets out (spoiler: we predict what you're predicting too). Jordan has wifi issues. He's moving into his new house next week so that won't be a problem much...

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THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE NUGGETS BY 45 POINTS! ANT WAS INSANE! JADEN WAS THE MVP! KAT IS THE JOKIC STOPPER! RUDY IS RUDY! MIKE CONLEY IS BACK! 

Guys, the Minnesota Timberwolves may very well win an NBA Championship this year.

on today’s show, the gentlemen break down the advantages the Nuggets have over the Wolves, and vice versa. We also do an in memoriam segment for the fallen Phoenix Suns

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