Crunch Wears No Pants

NAW WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE LIVE SHOW (THAT IS MEANT FOR YOU, THE PANTY NATION MEMBER. NOT NAW, UNFORTUNATELY).

CWNP was invited to the first showing of Jurassic World: Rebirth in Minnesota, so we went and recorded a podcast about it. It's obviously spoiler free. This is the off season BAYBEEEEEE. 

Somebody gave Jordan a juicy scoop. This is probably why you're listening to this episode, and that's fine, but just know we talk about Jordan's dad for the first 3:48 seconds of the episode. We also go over off season trade chatter, Wolves Twitter's reaction to all the rumors, and how Nate should watch Invicible. 

IT'S THE THIRD ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIES AWARD EXTRAVAGANZA BROUGHT TO YOU BY JIMMY'S DIPS, DUKE CANNON, AND DENT HEADS!  WE ALSO REVIEW OUR OVER/UNDERS THAT WE SET AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON WITH JACK FROM BAD ANGLE BASKETBALL!  COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AT FALLING KNIFE BREWING COMPANY ON 6/25/25 FROM 6-10PM! 

Chris Hine wrote a book about Anthony Edwards. It's great. We talk all about it with a few (a lot) of detours along with way. 

Minnesota sports curses aren't real. Gary Anderson was never a Timberwolf. The season was fun. And the future is bright. See you guys at a Lynx game. Enter our contest to win a PSA Graded Ant cared on our Instagram and Twitter @NoPantsCrunch

Fear is the Mind Killer, gang. The Timberwolves dropped game 1, however the gentlemen don't seem too pressed by it. Jordan complained a little (a lot) about the refs. 

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! THESE ARE THE GOOD OL DAYS!

One negative to Podcasting: Those who would be and should be voiceless somehow think they have some sort of voice now. Like us. The gentlemen recap a wild day on MN Sports Twitter, The Lakers series, the second round, and whether or not they respect certain players more or less now after the first round. Oh boy. Draymond is in town tomorrow. Should be fine! See you soon!

The Lakers subreddit is a dumb place. The gentlemen discuss the series. Jordan defends JJ Redick's decision to play his only good players for 24 straight. Brandon knows so much about basketball. Durf also knows so much about basketball. Dalton Knecht, nice playing time, you loser. Jaxon Hayes, I hope you stub your foot four million times in a row and that your foot becomes a nub. Luka: why are you...

The gentlemen are back to discuss the Lakers series, Jordan's unfortunate run in with a Celtics fan on an 11 hour flight to Japan, and why so many people listened to the Michael Beasley episode

Great timing for a Deep Dive into Michael Beasley's Timberwolves tenure! 

ANDREW DUKOWITZ FINALLY JOINS THE POD AFTER 9 MONTHS! We discuss the human side of athletes, how he got into journalism, what's happening on the court with our Minnesota Timberwolves, and recap our appearance on the Dane Moore NBA Show on Sunday. Wow. The brand is so hot

Just an insane episode. So much has happened and we crammed it all into an hour. Jordan recorded this episode from his sunglasses lmao. We react to the Instant Classic that was a Nuggets game, Jordan was there and made enemies out of every Nuggets fan. We also react to the Brawl and Pistons fan upheaval after the fact. And lastly, we pour honey on our goats, the Iowa Wolves, for hosting us in Des...

Obi Toppin: why are you doing this to us?

IT'S THE JULIUS RANDLE EPISODE! 

Timberwolves basketball man. Andor S2 comes out in 50 days!

Those Young Timberwolves are incredible, man. We talk about Jaden McDaniels again, he keeps giving us more stuff to talk about. He also talk about TSJ and Rob's growth, Jaylen Clark and his beloved neck that we want to protect forever, and how the looming return of Julius Randle may impact Naz and Jaden's growth, but could also help cuz Julius Randle is good whether or not anybody on Wolves twitte...

Dude, guys. That's my bad. I was really tired and didn't edit the podcast last week. We discuss the fallout from the trade deadline, Jaylen Clark, Jaden McDaniels, Naz Reid's ascension, as well as 3/14 AT TARGET CENTER SECTION 238 ROW K PANTY NATION TAKEOVER IN CELEBRATION OF PANTY NATION MEMBER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE DULUTH'S FAMOUS KAYLEE PULL UP PULL UP GET YOUR TICKETS. Also! On Thursday! 2/20! W...

We recorded after the Kings loss, and that was the final straw for Brandon Arthur-John Beck

WE'RE BACK AFTER A ONE WEEK BREAK TO DISCUSS DDV'S BIG TOE, THE RISE OF ROB DILLINGHAM, THE JADEN MCDANIELSSANCE, AND THE TRADE DEADLINE. 

Jordan Dye stops by the program to discuss sponsoring everyone's third or fourth favorite Timberwolves podcast, the process of designing two highly-coveted and sold out Timberwolves x Lamb Chops collaborations, as well as the current state of your Minnesota Timberwolves. We also talk about ice cream. Idk man

JOE INGLES MINUTES! DDV PRAISE! JULIUS RANDLE SLANDER! AND MORE ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS

JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT OUR BACKS WERE AGAINST THE WALL, DONTE DIVINCENZO COMES ALIVE!