Crunch Wears No Pants

this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves

LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF

This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At the end, Jordan apologizes to Wolves Dance Team Member and Panty Nation Member of the Year Nominee Maggie for an accidental meme send to the "GOOSE GANG" group chat.

Kyle Theige is back to check on Jordan after a series of negative tweets this morning. Everybody yells at one point. We also review the over/unders we did at the beginning of the season. We had a great time podcasting with our friends.

Im too tired to type a description. here are our show notes: HOW ARE THE VIBES They lost to the Spurs in 6 games but was it really that close? Julius Randle ceased giving us those goosebumps He also didn’t show up to do an exit interview Was the season a success? What is next? Giannis? Kyrie? Lebron? Something worse? THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA T...

THIS EPISODE DISCUSSES THE HEINOUS AND VILE ACT COMMITTED BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IN GAME FOUR OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMI FINALS. WE ALSO DISCUSS MORE THINGS ABOUT THE GAME, WHICH INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO ANTHONY EDWARDS' IMMORTALITY, JULIUS RANDLES BEFUDDLEMENT, NAZ REID HAVING A GOOD PLAYOFFS, AND TSJ!

Gregg Masterson from Twins Daily joins to talk about his preferred basketball team, the San Antonio Spurs. We talked about everything. There were misunderstood analogies. There were stories told. 

YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO GOAL TEND IF YOU'RE 9 FEET TALL

THANK YOU JADEN. THANK YOU TSJ. THANK YOU RUDY GOBERT. 

THIS EPISODE IS ONLY RELEVANT FOR 20 MINUTES GO GO GO 

GENTLEMEN’S SWEEP OPPOSITELY IS ON THE TABLE GUYS WOOOOAAAHHH

KATY WINGE JOINS THE POD DEEP FROM ENEMY TERRITORY TO TELL US WHY THE NUGGETS ROCK! IT MADE US SAD BUT KATY IS A JOY! WE TOLD HER ABOUT THE BALKANIZATION OF WOLVES TWITTER! SHE TOLD US ABOUT HER MEDIA CAREER ASCENSION! WE HOPE KATY WINGE BECOMES A HOUSEHOLD NAME IN BASKETBALL MEDIA BECAUSE SHE KNOWS BALL AND IS FUN!

PLAYOFFS

we talked about the Lynx. we talked about the Timberwolves. We talked about the insane slate of 2026 movies.

SHOUT OUT CASCADE CBX SPORT

you guys didn't like the game of thrones episode so we're back talking about the wolves. 

It's Lynx time baby

So much is happening with the Timberwolves! Almost as much as what's happening in Westeros this year! In honor of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and House of the Dragon Season 3, we drafted basketball teams out of Game of Thrones Characters. HBO Max please sponsor us

The vibes are ass dawg idk what you want from me as far as descriptions and episode titles go.

Dane Moore is back to talk about Kyle Anderson's return, the bench mob's pecking order and ideal state, as well as his newishfound love of Survivor. It was a lot of hoops talk, which makes sense. We also talked about Ayo Dosunmu being attractive. We also talked about Jordan's cat Ford passing away, which ended in some gallows humor and I assure you he is grieving normally and he appreciates all th...

#LEADERSHIP

This was certainly one of the episodes of all time

Unofficial fourth host of the pod Chelanga Langason is back to give us the takes we've been missing since the end of his internet presence and the CnD NBA Show. It was great and fun. 

Dear NAW,  Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuve Debí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pude Ey, ojalá que los míos nunca se muden Y si hoy me emborracho, pues, que me ayuden We love you,  CWNP

Shams Charania, delete your twitter account and never bother us again.