CriticalMass Podcast

SEASON X - Episode 4 - Joe - “Please Don’t Compare Me to Real Heroes” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Joe about digging graves, ghosts, ghost stories, spooky shit, dogs, shovels, porn, the internet, masterbation parties, belief, science, paranormal things, churches, weird birthdays, graduation periods, and awful human beings. We take a break on the politics with this one. *During the episode we...

SEASON X - Episode 3 - “A Touching Tribute to Rush Limbaugh” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to themselves because everyone hates them. We celebrate the life of a vile racist. How dare you take the things he said out of context! When he repeatedly said all those racist things….what he meant to say was….terrible racist things. We also share some stories. Dan comes to grip with his mortality. The Ro...

SEASON X - Episode 2 - “Can’t I Just Enjoy Our 10 Year Anniversary in Peace?” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Dom about politics, Trump, Black History Month, Black Wall Street, sexual assault, cancel culture, comedians, celebrities, UPS vs USPS, dunnage, video games, and the end of the world. There is nothing truly funny about sexual assault or rape. Irreverent humor is sometimes a fantastic ve...

SEASON X - “The Coronavirus Could Not Come Faster” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to LMAC about politics, Black Friday, vacuums, television, puppet buttholes, the death of big box stores, online shopping, jerks, customer service, bad television, consumerism, willful ignorance, impeachment, and just…ya know….stuff…. Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music...

Season 9 - Finale - “I Took the Time” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to THE BEEJ! He’s back from his trip to North Korea and filled us in on all his new southern hi jinx! Cost of living, Florida, stand your ground, awful things, Frozen II, movie theaters, customer service, hurting people on purpose, making fun of children, appreciating where you came from, a drive to work, diabetes, sleep depriva...

Season 9 - Episode 5 - “Spicy Nuggets? That Was My High School Nickname!” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to The Roconnoisseur himself, Casey! We talk about being a new dad, comics, Casey’s shows, podcasts, his life after baby, guns, RocnessMonster reviews Jedi: Fallen Order, we talk a little Star Wars, BABY YODA, and there’s just a real sexual vibe in the studio. Production and Sound by Andrew At...

Season 9 - Episode 4 - “People Are Calling for a Second Civil War” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Dom about politics, toxic masculinity, Trump, treason, hate, racial slurs toward inanimate objects, and a whole lot of things no one should listen to. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.co...

Season 9 - Episode 3 - “Jokes That Start with: I’m Not a Racist…but….” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Ray Ray who is back as a proud mama! We talk about being parents. Having kids, new parents, not so new parents, pronouns, politics, why have a kid now, the world is ending, just shut up and listen. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly I...

Season 9 - Episode 2 - “I Just Flirted with Jail Time…That’s All” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk their buddy Ryan about current events, police, drugs, Uber, pizza delivery, too many questions, making money, fake news, false information, and stupid politicians. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison (except for this one) Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn...

Season 9 - Premiere - “An Awful, Awful Accent” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk Judy and L-Mac about Foggy London Town! Treason, stupidity, travel, airplanes, airlines, bathrooms, keeping safe at the bar, and the usual insanity. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: d...

Season 8 - Finale - “CriticalMass LIVE!” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Commissioner Rick. We talk fantasy football, football, NFL, NBA, NHL…we also discuss mass shootings…because, I mean, US Congress doesn’t care about you…but we do! Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our fr...

Season 8 - Episode 6 - “From Taint to Table” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Ray Ray! Who is SEVERELY with child. We discuss being new parents. Parenting, pregnancy, gender identities, Lion King, Andrew’s hate of Disney, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY! Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Thanks to versalift-east.com Music...

Season 8 - Episode 5 - “Backdoor Brian” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Judy and L-mac about sex, the backdoor, restaurant shenanigans, trailer parks, butt stuff, walkers, mermaids, camps, showers, terrorists, racism, representation, Trump, Kohls, drinking, driving around, Mexicans, stealing, butt stuff, churros, sexy geriatrics. Production and Sound by Andrew Atchison Find our friend/artist Ad...

Season 8 - Episode 4 - “The Battle of Dulles International” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk about the North Korean…sorry…American Military Parade, stupid people everywhere, camps in the US, this one’s real political, so hold onto your hats….oh…and our final segment gets HEATED. Find our friend/artist Adam at: behance.net/APDonnelly Instagram: atothedamn Music: bensound.com Special Thanks...

Season 8 - Episode 3 - “Moving From Horses Into Cars” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster sit with Dr. Emmett Brown to talk tech. We discuss kids in cages, Trump, WWII, repeating mistakes, history, the future, steps toward legalization of marijuana, technology, predictive technology, Amazon, Google, Microsoft, and the robots coming to take over and kill us all! Music: bensound.com Special Thanks t...

Season 8 - Episode 2 - “Dr. Cox, and The Tale of the End of Humanity” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster yet again welcome their perennial guest: Dr. Richard Cox!! Skeet Skeet…the moon, earth, mars, pollution, carbon dioxide, skeet skeet skeet, Drumpf, NASA, Straight Pride, homophobes, idiocy, skeet skeet skeet, climate change, and our summer weather outlook, but who cares; we’re all gonna die so...

Season 8 - Premiere - “The Ocho” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their attorney buddy, Harvey Birdman. They talk about Trump, pettiness, why the law is slanted toward the rich, unlawful convictions, aliens, and the best lawyering advice: “just shut your fucking mouth.” Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: dontforgetatowel.com geneseebeardco.com #criticalmasspodcast Con...

Season 7 - Episode 4 - THE LOST EPISODE - “It’s Like a Sex Game of Clue” EDIT Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their friends Judy and L-Mac. We talk about cock, penises, her titties and ass were out. Talking about cock pics, circumcised men. Uncircumcised. Banging all the branches of the military. Space Force. Vaccinations. And lots and lots of sexual intercourse. Music: bensound.com Sp...

Season 7 - Finale - “I Took a Shot Every Time You Said Customer” Dan, Andrew and The RocnessMonster chat with the talented Casey, Rochester’s own; ROConnoisseur! We discuss the dangerous WindTurbine Cancer, Grandpa Joe being touchy-feely, Casey’s show, his website, his love of food and being a foodie, and local restaurants. Find Casey at: ROConnoisseur dontforgetatowel.com Music: bensound.com Spec...

Season 7 - Episode 8 - #mattandmia Dan and The RocnessMonster chat with their buddy Matt from Dorschel Toyota! We talk about guns and government, and the second amendment. Then Matt discusses important information when buying or leasing a car. Really great information if you’re in the market for a new vehicle. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com #...

Season 7 - Episode 7 - “I’m Already Naked, with Dr. Cox” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster chat with a fan favorite; Dr. Richard Cox. We talk about the Oklahoma City bombing, white supremacy, gun nuts, gun shows, getting naked women on the internet, social media, girls, girls, girls….Dr. Cox busts his load all over the place! This one gets real bad real quick….we lose control of this one real qu...

Season 7 - Episode 6 - “Beer and Politics” Andrew, and The RocnessMonster miss Dan so much that they decide to down some beers and talk politics…everyone, we talk about all the hot button topics of now….just listen… Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find us at: https://soundcloud.com/user-914449820...

Season 7 - Episode 5 - “A Vague Sense of Discomfort from Conservatives in Montana” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their friend Ray-Ray about anti vaxxers, the wall, Pokemon, immigrants, hate, stupidity, fake national emergencies, and the fact that there is no national emergency at all and you’re all stupid. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebea...

Season 7 - Ep 3 - “She Was Angry, That I Was Black” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their friend Mike about the shutdown and how it effects everyone, racism, race, hand jobs, littering, Tidying Up, Ancestry, fostering, and how open and awkward conversation can fix the world. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re inte...

Season 7 - Episode 2 - “Clearly These Guys Didn’t Go to Film School” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their old friend Dom about Trump, the government shut down, THE WALL, Trump, porn, mental health, grocery shopping, immigration, Trump, Fox News, Tucker Carlson, and it’s a MESS. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re...