CriticalMass Podcast

Season M - Ep 8 - Ruben - “Trump is Gonna Create an OnlyFans” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Ruben about THE ELECTION….Trump….politics….just listen….we have a blast anytime Ruben joins us!! Parler, aliens are real, Latinx voters, Four Seasons Landscaping, dildos, Biden winning, most votes of anyone ever, Kamala Harris, vote counting, the electoral college, Trump has something on Lindsay Graham...

Season M - Ep 7 - Judy/LMac - “He’s Covering His Own Windows” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Judy and LMac!! We talk about the election, Trump Decor, The Trump Game (see the posted photos on our Facebook Page), Trump supporters being crazy, Black Friday, shopping, how to look at proper polling numbers, Thanksgiving, the holidays, COVID and the holidays, and our normal Judy/LMac shenanigans! Da...

Season M - Ep 6 - Shannon - “This Is Really a Human Issue” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Shannon! We talk about Trump, being a cultist, Dan doesn’t have his keyboard, is Dan homeless?, confirmation of the new justice, setting women back with anti-progressiveness, identity attachment, mental-illness, dying on their hill, disconnecting from self, life coaching, leaving the corp world to your ow...

Season M - Ep 5 - “Blink Twice If You Need Help” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Ruben Romero!! We almost kill Ruben within the first 5 minutes. We talk about Rudy Giuliani, the last debate, turning debate into a shit show, Trump, American Concentration Camps, Joe Biden’s family, the sad state of American politics, Borat, demand fair news, voting, Jordan Klepper, lack of empathy in...

Season M - Ep 4 - “Those Duke Boys Again!” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk about the confirmation hearings, the constitution, personal feelings versus the good of the people, Roe v Wade, the Supreme Court, spun media on both sides, devil’s advocate…conservative media always spins the story….should be called out when the liberal media does it too, Trump continues to show he doesn’t care about Ameri...

Season M - Ep 3 - Mike - “Bunch of Angry Karens All Over the Place” Dan and the RocnessMonster chat all the way across the nation with their buddy Mike!! We discuss Covid destroying restaurant industry, Indians and batons, mask wearing, kids in cages, fuck Trump and his Covid, no sympathy for Trump’s administration, fake pro-lifers, female Trump Cultists, parties during Covid, old time stories of...

Season M - Ep 2 - Casey/Chris of DFAT - “I Will Find You and Shave You” Dan and the RocnessMonster join the guys over at DFAT Comics; Chris and Casey to talk about the debate, the failure of American politics, and of course, their upcoming comic: Pursuit of Plastic! Find it all in the link below and at dontforgetatowel.com under DFAT Comics and you can find links to their Kickstarter on their Face...

Season M - Ep 1 - “You Are Not Oppressed” Dan and the RocnessMonster ARE BACK having a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC (which is still happening you idiots) to talk trick or treating, conservatives, Trump being insane, Supreme Court noms, what we’ve had going on, delusional Trumpers, Catholic priests, cheerleading, music, being creative to Cuomo rules…stop bitching, trick or treating alternativ...

SEASON Q - Finale - “Urine-Filled Water Balloons” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC to talk camping, Herman Cain and irony, the useless current administration, Trump, losers in trucks, when things go from joke to serious and disgusting, hypocrites, bible allegory, conspiracy theory, difference of opinion versus racism, how limiting the American Dream really is, b...

SEASON Q - Episode 9 - Ruben Romero- “Cages for Mages” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with Creator/Writer, Ruben Romero. We talk about comic books, Trump, Corona, Florida, selfish people, creating, writing, kickstarter, politics, loving your creations, making something of yourself, mind over matter…and a whole lot of things! Ruben’s Comic Book Credits: Writer/...

SEASON Q - Episode 8 - KDUBS - “Endearing Andrew with his Cinder Block” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with KDUBBBBS!! We talk about Trump, abortion, female body autonomy, protests, bike riding, televangelists, dumb people, pro-lifers are dumb, shouldn’t feel ashamed, anti-mask idiots, MAGA dudes with tiny dicks, MAGA folks being cowards, cinder blocks. Critic...

SEASON Q - Episode 7 - “ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC to talk about family squabbles, the 4th of July, losing things in the pool, partying and getting older, fireworks accidents, arrest Breonna Taylor’s murderers, why do we celebrate the 4th, celebrate what America COULD be, Washington Redskins, arrest Breonna Taylor’s murderers, MLK, h...

SEASON Q - Episode 6 - “It’s Never OK” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC to talk about blackface in media, religion in the media, South Park, Fire Saga, offensive team names and logos, Gary Sanchez, Yes….SPOILER ALERT if you haven’t seen the new Will Ferrell film: Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga. Now on Netflix. CriticalMass stands with all of the protestors i...

SEASON Q - Episode 5 - Joe - “What Have You Been Watching?” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with their buddy Joe. Here we keep it light. Talking TV, Movies, and stand up comedy. CriticalMass stands with all of the protestors in America protesting police brutality. If you have an issue with that, unfollow us. People of color in the United States have dealt with...

SEASON Q - Episode 4 - Edgar - “I Cried at the Transcript” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC to discuss racism, white privilege, and George Floyd with our friend Edgar Harris. He is creator and host of “Dear White Friends,” which can be found on his page on Facebook. We cannot thank Ed enough for joining us and allowing us to listen, speak with him, and try and h...

SEASON Q - Episode 3 - “This Episode Brought to You By the Word ‘Privilege’” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC to discuss racism in America and the brutal murder of George Floyd and white privilege. CriticalMass stands with all of the protestors in America protesting police brutality. If you have an issue with that, unfollow us. People of color in the United Stat...

SEASON Q - Episode 2 - Ray Ray - “I’m Not a Monster, Dan!” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with RAY RAY!!! We talk about parenting and working from home, building things, corona, morality, Pepsi Points, stolen phones, stupid people, online ordering, complicated swing sets, pools, and all kinds of stuff. #wearamask #stopthespread #flattenthecurve Want stickers o...

SEASON Q - Premiere - “Coast to Coast with Chris!” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with their buddy Chris all the way out in Cali. We talk ‘Rona, quarantine, politics, failures of the Trump regime, the constitution, guns, fascism, socialism, states, rights, wear a goddamn mask, everyone hates you Karen. The Coronavirus is a serious thing. This isn’t a laughing...

SEASON X - Finale - Judy/LMac - “No Ball Play? Oh, God!” Dan and the RocnessMonster have a remote podcast during the PANDEMIC with Judy and LMac! We discuss a phone game, hunkering down during quarantine, what we miss during quarantine, Tiger King, Carole Fuckin Baskin, COVID-19, childcare, being Essential, restrictions, turning away folks that might be sick, proper precautions, McDonalds’ drive-t...

SEASON X - Episode 10 - “This Mullet Wearing Superstar, In His Own Mind” Dan and the RocnessMonster are taking a hiatus from the show in response to the outbreak of the Coronavirus. We’re going to keep going with our small remote episodes every week. This time, we talk about COVID-19, racism and xenophobia toward the Asian people and culture, and we would be remiss NOT to discuss the doc taking th...

SEASON X - Episode 9 - #staythefuckhome Dan and the RocnessMonster are taking a hiatus from the show in response to the outbreak of the Coronavirus. We decided to do a quick remote show, and share with you Dan’s adventures in the wasteland. The Coronavirus is a serious thing. This isn’t a laughing matter. Luckily if you’re a young person, chances are, this will not effect you. However, you can sti...

SEASON X - Episode 8 - The Quarantine Edition - Update from Dr. Cox Dan and the RocnessMonster are taking a hiatus from the show in response to the outbreak of the Coronavirus. We decided to quickly talk about what’s going on remotely. Dan calls into the studio so we can chat. BONUS: The RocnessMonster was able to catch up with Dr. Cox to give us some wisdom going into this virus outbreak. The Cor...

SEASON X - Episode 7 - Dr. Cox - “Two Years Ago You Got Wasted on Champagne” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Dr. Richard Cox about Chuck E Cheese, breaking stereotypes, swimming, racists, coronavirus, climate change, summer weather forecast, skeeting, respect, Bernie, Trump, Pence…and all kinds of crap…check it out! Three Years as CriticalMass and we love you. Thanks to everyone for your suppor...

SEASON X - Episode 6 - ”You’re a Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk about documentaries, movies, television, streaming wars, politics, Biden, Trump, Sanders, DNC, conservatives, police, police brutality, Wrinkles the Clown, and just some conversation about stuff, good stuuuufffff. Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Find our friend/a...

SEASON X - Episode 5 - Colin - “She’s My All Time Favorite Astronomer” Dan and the RocnessMonster talk to Colin about politics, learning, socialism/communism, reading, stupid people, Trump, who we’re supporting, Bernie, Bernie is trying to help us all, goddamn it why aren’t you listening, Bernie is trying to help you, why don’t you see this, handicapped parking spots, Verizon, Jeff, 401k, winning....