CriticalMass Podcast

Hey CriticalMassterbators.....in this episode we talk about the election and the direction of our country.

After a long hiatus we're back! Evil is attempting to arise back in the US. There is only one group of morons that can fight back against the Orange Fascist! And that's CriticalMass! We single handedly helped Biden beat Trump in 2020 and we're back in 2024 to help again! We discuss the election mostly, we talk about Palestine, we talk about....well we do a lot of drinking. Sit back and enjoy! Let...

Season XX - Ep 3 - It Was Tasteless, It Was Stupid   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about questionable party guests, ambiguity in messaging, Jonah Hill, folks getting fired over old tweets, Joss Wheadon sucks, boys playing with girls’ toys, and complaints about all things medical.   Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you!   Want stickers or car d...

Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 2) - Our Chat with Ruben   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk to one of their favorite guests, Ruben! We talk to him about all his creative ventures! This is Part 2 of our 2-part episode with Ruben.       Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you!   Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whi...

Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 1.) - Our Chat with Ruben   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk to one of their favorite guests, Ruben! We talk to him about all his creative ventures! This is Part 1 of our 2-part episode with Ruben. Stay tuned next week for Part 2! Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you!   Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass...

Season XX - Premiere - Water You Worried About?   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about the porn rating system, crushed billionaires are funny, falling asleep during the Avatar films but the ride was awesome, the repeal of Affirmative Action, privilege and what it means, Rocness’ indigestion, voting Republican has become a danger to America, “Pro-Life,” is the laziest “stance,” our thoughts...

Season Canada - Finale - Thank You, But No   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about Billy Joel, DeSantis destroying Florida, new bills and laws that harm Americans in Florida, companies doing altruistic things for selfish reasons (is that wrong though?), both “sides” aren’t the same, MTG being batshit crazy, Boebert getting divorced, do not leave your child alone with a priest, being proposi...

Season Canada - Ep 9 - Blood and Lime Juice   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, Dan’s distaste for pajama’s in public, saying things out loud rather than in your head, emotional intelligence and anger, your kids saying things to get you beat up, Hobby Lobby can go to hell, and lazy food service workers.   Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review,...

Season Canada - Ep 8 - CriticalMass On The Road   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam are joined by LJ and JD in Dan’s minivan on our way to a 4-day drunk in Cooperstown, NY!   Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you!   Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Western New York. Pr...

Season Canada - Ep 7 - These “People” Are Voters   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss gun-nuts, Texas being a cesspool, local beheadings, typical grocery store stupidity, Farmers Only - more like Closeted Farmer Only, Republicans actively trying to harm the LGBTQ+ community while secretly being gay, Ted Cruz going to hell as a d*ckless coward, Tucker Carlson FIRED, people correcting people...

Season Canada - Ep 6 - Rawdoggin’ It   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss television, breaking character, Dan’s hate for Impractical Jokers, why the Holderness Family is just not funny, women and plastic surgery, other strange physical alterations for “beauty,” fake boobs, internal v external validation, chaperoning your kids’ dances, when we went to dances, oddly political magicians, and m...

Season Canada - Ep 5 - Inherent Catholic Guilt   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss butt stuff, jogging, more self-checkout foibles, old people shouldn’t drive, old people having voting rights at all, take care of the elderly but keep them from voting, the importance of Legacy, what is tradition, stupid Catholic rites, how to impart Legacy when having kids, traditions vs values, companies p...

Season Canada - Ep 4 - This Is Blasphemous (Easter Edition)   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss how stupid the “Bud Light boycott” is, the change in “values” in Conservatives, gun nuts going off again, the 2nd Amendment not applying to people of color, how Reagan destroyed America, the loss of Christianity in Christians, how we met Adam, RocnessMonster doesn’t land a joke and its Dan’s fau...

Season Canada - Ep 3 - Let Me See Your P***y   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam are back after the Easter break to talk about the Canadian Ballet, more stories of Canada, border patrol problems, useless cops, conservatives being triggered by the Statue of David, selective outrage, bomb threats to a school full of children because of a book about the LGBTQ+ community, problematic Christianity, Jon...

Season Canada - Ep 2 - I Spoke to David Cross   Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about race in the media, representation, use of racial slurs, Dan absolutely ruins David Cross’ set, Trump’s impending arrest, our broken medical system, STDs, Facebook Reels, reality television, and parking lots.     Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you!   Want stic...

Season Canada - Premiere - This Whole Episode Is In Kilometers   Dan and the RocnessMonster welcome Adam! Woot Woot!! During our premiere we chat about our usual gripes and have a lot of fun doing it.   Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you!   Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical Mass...

What Season Is This? - Finale - Ready To Go!   Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their buddy Russ about voting, drawn on eyebrows, RepubliKKKans, January 6th, being a Republican previously, ranked voting system, Communism v Socialism, Republicans making it hard to vote for everyone, abortion, the Midterms Election, local elections, strict Constitutionalists, “Bread and Circus,” Amazon Music cha...

What Season Is This? - Ep 9 - He Doesn’t Have a Human Accent   Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their friend Derek about video games, Gotham Knights, frame rates, the Metaverse, Zuck and Elon’s cold-dead eyes, Tesla, working in food service, our awful healthcare system, Target for a fail, and a whole lot of passive aggressive sarcasm!   Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass p...

What Season Is This? - Ep 8 - I Still Wanted My Money Back   Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our brother in podcasting; Joaquin of Insensitive Culture! We talk about podcasting, trials and tribulations, NYCC, and his interview with the legend himself; BossLogic!   Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical MassServing Wester...

What Season Is This? - Ep 7 - The Halloween Episode   Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our artist, our musician, our muse, Adam Donnelly! We discuss our spooky stories, some scary…some….maybe not so much….and then something happens in studio during this SPOOOOOKY episode. Don’t miss a minute!   Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints....

What Season Is This? - Ep 6 - The Late 1900s   Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our perennial pretties; Judy and L-Mac! We talk about the 90s! Television, toys, music, all of it! The Queen is burning in hell and we’re laughing, Judy’s British accent will hurt your ears, Y2K, Beanie Babies, scrambled porn, Seinfeld, Nickelodeon, day time television, paperview porn, collect calls, old carto...

What Season Is This? - Ep 5 - Casey’s Never Pooped   Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to one of their amazing guests Casey. We talk about all the projects he is attached to. Comic books, movies, Teen Ape, radio dramas, mocktails, and more fun stuff as we deep dive into absolutely nothing in particular!   Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteim...

What Season Is This? - Ep 4 - Nee, Nee, Neeer…   Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to one of their favorite guests, RUBEN!!! We talk upcoming projects, BEHEMOTH becoming SUMERIAN, Comicbook Men, seeing your own comic/friend’s comic in a store, Venezuelan food, discussing getting a bad review on your creativity, discussing between the panels, sports team controversy, creators shitting on other...

What Season Is This? - Ep 3 - Nothing’s Changed   Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to one of the DFAT Overlords, Chris, we discuss education, Trump flushing documents, Florida schools, working with kids, summer camp, PIG hours, Biden ACTUALLY coming through, and all the other things…just listen…   Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints....

What Season Is This? - Ep 2 - Cliff or Newman?   Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to their friend Jordan about how they met, being a mail carrier, Postal trivia while The RocnessMonster sleeps, how much we hate Florida, American Indoctrination Courses, delivery turf wars, television mailmen, and we bring back everyone’s favorite segment!   Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalM...