CriticalMass Podcast

Season 7 - Premiere - “I Am Not Gonna Send Dick Pics, Mom!” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk big changes and transitions with their friend, E-Rock! We also talk a little about the government shut down, KHart, Louis C.K., Snapchat, the evolution of hiding things from your parents, career changes, summer camp, and Parenting 101. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpox...

Season 6 - Finale - “Looney Toons Shirts Need Not Apply” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster finale it up with Trump, Acosta, another shooting, disrespect in public places, sandals and socks, poorly dressed people, the next coming of Hitler, censorship, the media, and tickle me Elmo. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interes...

Season 6 - Episode 8 - “I Have A Very Closed Mind, and I Live In A Sad World” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Brian about the church, race, being apologetically white, Disney movies, Star Wars, superheroes, and shit gets REAL heated during everyone’s favorite “F*ck You” section… Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact u...

Season 6 - Episode 7 - “He’s Not My Son!” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Dave about pipe bombs, domestic terrorism, the mail, things that are RAUNCH, music, knocking down pegs, marijuana, legalization, brownies, Denver, infrastructure, schools, history, jazz cigarettes, and quesadillas… Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com...

Season 6 - Episode 6 - “Andrew Doesn’t Know Where He Is or What’s Going On” Dan, Andrew, and The RocnessMonster talk about relationships, Incels, rating systems, anal, ball pinching, hairy legs, owning property, consent, beastiality, gnomes, and man spreading. Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Contact us if you’re interested in advertising! Find...

Season 6 - Episode 5 - “At Some Point One of These People Will Be Right” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Bobby about Kanye in the White House, celebrities in politics, Kavanaugh, consent, veterans, ill-informed Trump Supporters, Trump, and Voldemort. Please send thoughts and prayers to Andrew who was hurt in a tragic masterbation accident. We will be setting up a Go Fund Me. Let’s h...

Season 6 - Episode 4 - “Mike Pence Asks a Gay Dude III - Annihilation” Dan, The RocnessMonster, and Andrew, talk to CriticalMass’ first ever guest from Season 1, Jason!! We talk Kavanaugh, sexual assault, comedians, being gay, Sesame Street, family struggles with sexuality, and hand jobs! ***CriticalMass is a comedy, conversational show. We will make crude jokes about serious topics to shed a ligh...

Season 6 - Episode 3 - “What’s with the Family Style? - Dr. Cox Rides Again!” Dan, The RocnessMonster, and Andrew, talk to their returning guest Dr. Richard Cox! Golden carwashes, masterbation, bold weather predictions, online ladies of the night….I don’t know folks….this one really got away from us… Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Find us at:...

Season 6 - Episode 2 - “All Five Fingers of Father Francis” Dan, The RocnessMonster, and Andrew, talk about people that don’t know they’re racist, institutionalized racism, Catholic priests loving little boys, taxing the church, and we take a break for a little game show… Happy Football Season everyone!! Music: bensound.com Special Thanks to our friends at: EagleEpoxy.us geneseebeardco.com Find us...

Season 6 - Premiere- “Revenge of the Toxic Nerds!” Dan, The RocnessMonster, and their new sound guy Andrew, talk to their buddy Cam about McCain, Trump, and whats been going on since you last heard from us! Our topic today is toxic nerd culture rife with sexism, racism, homophobia, and toxic fandom in our most beloved universes; Star Wars/MCU/DCU. Hold onto your balls, we come back swinging. Music...

SEASON 6 IS COMING SOOOOOOON!!! Stay woke CriticalMassterbators!!

Season 5 - Finale - “HAROLD! We Need a Number 7!” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to RayRay….again!! Harry Potter VERSUS Lord of the Rings!!! RayRay loves her some Harry Potter and The RocnessMonster is just confused. Dan….well….he couldn’t care in the slightest!!! The beginning of this episode is a nice discussion of the Raise the Roof Benefit in honor of Rob Grasta…what a great show and a great...

Season 5 - Ep. 9 - “There’s No Romance Left in My Masterbation” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Andrew about politics, slavery, the hopeful demise of Tucker Carlson, public restrooms, wives, and TREASON!!!! Special thanks to bensound.com for our music. Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company Sorry folks, the8oclockstop.com has been sunsetted. GET AT US FOR TICKETS TO CRIT...

Season 5 - Ep. 8 - “Mentally Handicapped People, in Texas, Can Be Put to Death!” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to B about so many things. Fun cops. Razor blades. Trump worse than Hitler? Scott Pruitt. Concentration camps in the US. POUND ME TOO!!! Special thanks to bensound.com for our music. Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company Sorry folks, the8oclockstop.com has been subsetted. G...

Season 5 - Ep. 7 - “OneOhFive In Memoriam” Dan and The RocnessMonster chat with their buddy Jay! Is Trump strikingly like HItler? What actor would play you in a movie about your life? How shady is FIFA? Stories of the past. Stupidness. Homophobia. We suck. Don’t bother listening. But listen…because you have to. Enjoy the show! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop...

Season 5 - Ep. 6 - “I Think There’s a Pube in my Mouth” Dan and The RocnessMonster discuss the flag, America, what it means to be American, how far we’ve strayed from our mission as a country. We also talk Funko, Kelly Tran, and mail fraud Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Special Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com Eagleepoxy.us Geneseebeardco.com Enjoy the show!!

Season 5 - Ep. 5 - “The Biggest Natural Ejaculate on the Planet — Dr. Cox IS BACK!” You heard me right…Dr. Cox is back and we’re talking about volcanoes, earth quakes, geysers, and VIOLENT GEOLOGY!!! We touch on Trump’s stupidity, the execution of black America at the hands of the police, and a very interesting FUCK YOU segment…. Enjoy the show!! Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Special T...

Season 5 - Ep. 4 - "Yanny, Laurel, You're an Idiot" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk about stuff. We're actually only saying Laurel this entire episode, if you hear anything else, that'll be crazy!! Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us the8oclockstop.com The Genesee Beard Company Laurel, Laurel, Laurel....Yanny?

Season 5 - Ep. 3 - "Get On Your Knees and Customer Service Me" Dan and The Rocness Monster talk about what good customer service is. How badly Three Brothers Wineries sucks balls. Racism, stereotypes, Trump are all on the table. Enjoy the show! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Co.

Season 5 - Ep. 2 - “One Flew Over the Turkey Vulture’s Nest” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their friends Andrew and K-dubs about mental health, North Korea, swallowing, pretentiousness, knick, knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone! Hold on to your medication and call your therapist for this one! **Mental health is a serious thing. We like to make jokes to bring light to what is a very serious...

Season 5 Premiere - “Requiem for a Night Terror” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy JR about guns, the conservative sickness, night terrors, haunted houses, parrots with attitude, and ticklish genitals. Well slap me around and call me Sally! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company

Season 4 - Finale - “Fuck Cancer” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddies Joe and Evan about…well….Evan….HE is soooo self centered…. But seriously, Evan is a true hero in his battles against cancer and kicking its ass…multiple times. Evan may now be part machine, but he is all man….he showed us his penis after the show! We hope you all enjoyed Season 4! We will be back soon with new fun g...

Season 4 - Ep. 8 - "Where's the Ladies' Section?" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Lags about stuff!!! Children exposing themselves to other children. Shitty parenting. Department stores with no departments! Dan plays the keyboard. Rocness shits his pants. Lags eats a whole wheel of cheese. Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us the8oclockstop.com Gene...

Season 4 - Episode 7 - “ONE YEAR MOTHERFU……” Dan brings booze. The RocnessMonster is an idiot. Enjoy a very off-putting conversation with Jawa-bean, Ray-Ray, and Adam. A star-studded episode with people you’ve never heard of! Just shut up and listen….. Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Co. AND MOSTLY TO OUR FRIENDS AND FANS!...

Season 4 - Ep. 6 - “Christ, Shittin’ Jesus - The Return of Dr. Cox” Dan and The RocnessMonster open the pandora’s box of a mind in Dr. Richard Cox. This episode runs off the rails real quick…this one….this one got away from us…. Dating sites, phone gaming, video gaming, due process, Trump, skeet, gratuitous swearing, skeet, mail, snow, taxes, and skeet skeet skeet. Hold on for one long, strange, t...