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Are you ever going to text me? It's back to school time!  That's why on this episode of the Crispy Coated Robots, we are giving oral report on the best school movies of all time! So pack your lunch, jump on the bus and head to class (or to wherever you listen to podcasts)  because on this episode you'll learn... Why 27 year-olds make the best singing high school students... If you&a...

Are you ever going to text me? Oui! Oui! You got it! Hawe, Hawe, Hawe... On this episode, the 'bots honor movies with French elements.  To be clear, there will be no discussion of French classics like "The 400 Blows," "Day For Night" or "Jules and Jim." On this show you'll get... Jim's very detailed breakdown of the French escape scene from the much-mal...

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Are you ever going to text me? Hey you! Yeah you! Don't be a Bozo! Check out the Crispy Coated Robots episode on Best Clowns in Movies and TV! You'll find out... Which clown Richie Cunningham saw naked... Why Jason prefers clowns that smoke... Which magician's clown name was also slang for urination... Why Joseph chose to nominate a controversial Doork... Why Jim loves Jerry's...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode should have been called the Gene Hackman episode. Jim, Jason, and Joseph attempt one more episode about movies focused on doing one last job. Jim confesses to the life-long guilt of cutting in line to see Beverly Hills Cop. Look at me.  Are you looking at me? Joseph can't remember movies he's watched, but he definitely remembers Sean Penn'...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble. Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies. Newman was never the same again. Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored. Be careful of the sexy androids. A bullwhip, meow! Jason secures his position as the number one Madame Webb fan. Jim and Joseph debate over the most offensi...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is the most 70s episode ever made. Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television. Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was. GFD - a bad idea fully realized. Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating. 10 minutes for 10 bucks. Roller Skates + Cocaine = Xanadu The W...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history. Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget. Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic. Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom gets on the list. Daddy, Daughter Day:...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is a little lonely and bitter. Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people. Jason sells out and goes corporate rock. Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films. Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie. F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a message Joseph and Jim convince Jason that his own s...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode nearly bares it all. Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes. In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties. The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible. The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time. Jason tries to convince Jim to watch another Star...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has a nice swoop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb over some the most impactful hairstyles in tv and movies. Jewfro When the updo goes down Jim goes up. Jim and Joseph reminisce on simpler times when your mom could cut your hair with a bowl. The man-boy haircut. Jason admits to looking like Jerry Garcia at one time, if Jerry Garcia was an old lesbian. Which m...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has been replaced by AI Jason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies. You old poop! Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI. Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression. I betta call my muther! Joseph suffers PTSD from working with fat kids at his summer job. Why...

Are you ever going to text me? An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters!  That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim Kovacik & Georg...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is served best with a nice chianti. Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end. Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys. Jim warns everyone that his Morgan Freeman impression has the upper hand. Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, "What's in the box"? Let's not bring race into thi...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin. Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie. Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy. Joseph reminisce his college days of dressing up like one of his favorite Grodin characters. The turn the show into a PSA for watching more Grodin material. Why...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has bush! Jason, Jim, and Joseph expose some of the best hard "R" rated movies. Chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and grass. Forget bareback riding.  It is all about riding topless. Before Charles was in charge and Bibleman was preaching, they were two horny teenagers having fun. Joseph learns a lot from Porky's. Jim breaks down the...

Are you ever going to text me? This is a Whopper of an episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever. Fleetwood Macrame!  Whore! Norman Trollop! Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening. It’s all about the onion rings. Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock band or missing Sty...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode eclipses all the others.    Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through.   DEA! Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs. The start of the show surprises Jason (again). Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him. Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watching crappy mo...

Are you ever going to text me? 1. Why does Joseph like butter? 2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet? 3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph? Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!

Are you ever going to text me? This episode may cause trauma and require counseling.  Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies.   One word: Buttafuco! Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment.  Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher. South Carolina is destroyed without anyone noticing  Before Chucky there was Z...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is done without wearing a shirt.  Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians.   Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good. Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot. Jason 4th pick is great!  Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it. Bologna and boners.  Jim admits that he does not like factoids in his pop...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has flesh wounds, hamsters, and elderberries. Jason, Jim and Joseph launch some of the best medieval weapons scenes in movies.   Joseph Johnson – Car Destroyed The boys perform a hat trick by offending the French, historians, and moviegoers. Jim offers a connection theory between medieval weapons and sodomy. Captain Picard looks so good using Glamour Sho...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies.  Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets. By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings. In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver. Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45. Jim: The Last Airbender? Earworms and Corinthian...

Are you ever going to text me? Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations.  Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!" How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO?  Who is sleeping Au Buffo? Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore? Which actor should have won for the Big F’n Giant...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has booty sweat! Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie.   Buckle up!  You’re in for a surprise! Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts! Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair. Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality. Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an Inca too! So many impressions o...