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Are you ever going to text me? This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop. The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It. Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper. Jason gives aut...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers. Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television.   Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care. You're good enough and people like you. The only Analrapist makes it on the list. Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has no empty calories. Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024. Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge. Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom. This F#k'in guy! It's a fun Walking Dead. Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time. Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thi...

Are you ever going to text me? Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it). Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024. What do you mean, "You People!”  Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick.  Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial.  Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo  Jim has decided to take the sam...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has warm nuts. Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025. Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor. Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026. Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really? Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year. Throwback...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!! Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg". Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce.   According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels. Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he do...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't require subtitles. Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays. Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot. Jim admits to loving some Kenny G. The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions. Energy Vampire. Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting hi...

Are you ever going to text me? This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream. Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries. Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love .  It's Convene! A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk. There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions. Jason opens...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring.  Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies.  Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode.  A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious.  Boobs, blades, and a pretzel.  Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry.  J...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala. Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them. Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones. Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Navin R. Johnson. Love Brokers!!!! Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration. Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes. In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy. Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight. Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom.  Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a ca...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode includes the Hooah Pacino. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise.  What's up Doc? Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up. The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb. It was a new, new hope. The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT. You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie. You ca...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode was 47 years old when recorded. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies. Arnold Palmer. Who knew? Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie. Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco. We have dinosaurs. We can win this. Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie? Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF&a...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween. Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy. Fidelio. Your mother sews socks that smell. Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene. Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series. Jason conf...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode points and laughs. Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide tricks and treats for their Halloween special. Jim and Joseph challenge the belief that enough can't be said about Paul Lynde.  Jim provides his life hack for reusing Halloween costumes. There is nothing that says, "Halloween" like William Shatner giving a play-by-play analysis of a failed...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is the October surprise. Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies.  Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today. Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller. "No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another t...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time. Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his Charles Grodin impressions. Joseph likes to think of himself as the "historian" of the group, inaccuracies and al...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord.  Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors. Jason laments over his broken guitar.  Just wrong. Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music. It's like Showgirls without the nudity. Joseph blasphemes the acting performances in A Hard Day's N...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions. Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows. Jason confuses serial killing with comedy. Jim admits his penchant for women in bondage Joseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette. What!... I'll be 180 years old when I get out!...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is tuned to the key of H minor.  Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies. Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review. Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression. Omaha! Omaha! Oyage! My bloody football! Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-good movie. What is the name of the team in...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode may give you pink eye. Jim, Jason, and Joseph salute some of their favorite fictional, cinematic Commander in Chiefs. Check out "The Girls" on Cinemax. Gentlemen, you can't fight in (the War Room)! It's a toupee of sorts. Delivering speeches to the House of Representin' We can only dream of what it would have been like to have an...

Are you ever going to text me? This is the episode that ruins the podcast. Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies.  Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again. Disco outfits make the best space gear. You know the production is in trouble when the Dorito Guy is one of the leads. Jim offers the implausible notio...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode comes with Poopourri. Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies. Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his dog is the only one that is still alive. Jason is a friend to all animals... except Collies. You can't trust a Collie. You don't ha...

Are you ever going to text me? Joseph may show up for this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take a trip to revisit some of their favorite road movies. 10 minutes later... It's all about the nest egg. A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go. We got the Munchkins paid. Jason inexplicably loves Mad Max: Fury Road and Jim inexplicably loves the sequel without having seen either.  Jim's &quot...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is on an album that can be carried to school. Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives. Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys. Jim's PTSD is triggered by Jim and Jason's selections.  Jason admits his brother was the owner of several iron-on t-shirts. Knock, knock. Whose there?  It&ap...