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Are you ever going to text me? This episode takes the form of a giant glass of water. Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off some of the worst television and movie superheroes ever made. I'm the Nightmower!! Jason confronts his personal beef with Aquaman. Jim and Joseph come to blows over the Wonder Twins. Jack Nicholas as "The Driver" Jim gives a lesson on the Apache language. Jason get...

Are you ever going to text me? Yes, it’s funny and entertaining, but you don’t want to listen to this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the best drug influence scenes in movies.  Shame on you Mr. Stiller! Joseph becomes the one-legged critic. Gimme drugs! Gimme drugs! People don’t like it when you sneeze on their cocaine. Jason is the last person on earth to learn about the different packagi...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses. Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries. I'm going to break your back, Batman. Jason admits to not seeing a single Bruce Lee film.  He's the Taj Murray of the movie. Frank and beans! Why is the Darth Vader's actual lin...

Are you ever going to text me? No one is blaming Rio in this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph choose the favorite beach movies. The bots are NOT about cruises. Beach-offs and dongs. Jason is forced again to mention the Brooke Shields' movie. Jim tries to force everyone to drink Buzz Cola. When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Who thinks it's a good idea to go explore the Titanic in a gian...

Are you ever going to text me? Hey Sailors! The guys put their friendships at peril as they list the Best Movies at Sea.  Jim just got off a boat Joseph is not a fan of drowning  Jason hates homemade submarines  Jim and Steven Seagal start a mutiny Shouldn't this thing just be a sports podcast already! 

Are you ever going to text me? This episode no longer has safety inspections. Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore some of the most controversial characters and movement in television and Movies. An equal opportunity to offend. A well-lit scene that had Newman sweating. Are we going to Cahulawassee River Mr. Luthor? Jim has a first on the show with a nomination of a movie has not seen. Jason questions t...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has night mowing. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best parents on the silver screen. Jason calls "FOUL" on single parenting. Jim destroys a hotel room with his impression of JoBeth Williams. This house is clean. The latest mashup of Dustin Hoffman films: RainDaddy It even has a time code on it.  And those are difficult to fake. NOOOOOOO...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode includes "Cousin Oliver,” so it may be the beginning of the end for CCR. Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of the best TV Child Actors. Pat Johnson's squirrel graveyard. The question that triggers Joseph the most is, "Did I do that?” Jim serenades everyone with the theme song to "Eight is Enough.” Big toilet and little toilet. Fran...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has nothing to do with boot camps or police academies. Jason, Jim and Joseph list their favorite post graduation movies. OK. Show of hands.  Who has masturbated today? Jason desperately tries to deny any Star Trek crushes. The best form of any revenge must involve hundreds of boxes of popcorn. One word, plastics. Which movie was a precursor for the iconi...

Are you ever going to text me? Jason, Jim, and Joseph confess about their favorite movies with religious themes. This podcast episode has been rated "O" for being morally offensive by the Catholic Diocese. Old men complaining about lawns. Jason does a VERY disturbing impression of Sylvester Stallone as Axel Foley. Joseph admits to seeing every movie banned by the Catholic church. The mir...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode does not recognize Mother's Day for women who are not their mother. Jason, Jim, and Joseph share stories of their best concert experiences. Cecile Kovacik, Jim's mom, is one of the best people to go to a concert with. Chicago was the first band to start fat-shaming its members. Texas Jamm!!!! Need we say more? You know you're getting old w...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is running hands free. Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit. Murky flush. "Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again. Jason is unrestrained with the puns. I am a white man with hair in America.  I can do anything. Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity". Jason admits to being a real life...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is unofficially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Crawfish Boil. Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to figure out the best Disney animated movies that are not based on a book (or done by Pixar). We don't need that “hack” Steve Jobs! Forget the child pornography controversy, the ride just sucked.  Joseph gives some of the best parenting and uncle advice. I don&ap...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is best listened to with a tuna fish salad on white bread and mayonnaise, a tab, and a couple of Twinkies. The guys celebrate Jason's birthday with lists of their favorite birthdays in movies. Joseph selects two films with identical premises that go in two very different directions. The guys lament on how they used to think 44 was really old. The Do...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt. Bad AI! Bad AI! Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure. Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke. Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot). She can take a punch. ...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks. Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them.   May your first child be a masculine child. Hollywood elite Will Ferrell steals Jim's daughter's wedding suite. Jason identifies himself as the worst kind of dog-owning neighbor. Alcoholism is just not as funny...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode gets a little verklempt. Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes. Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress. Talk amongst yourselves.   Joseph is a kvetch about getting verklempt.  Jim ran the Philidelphia Museum steps like Rocky and was promptly ridiculed by the locals. Jason boldly accuses S...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn’t like taking naps. Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to find happiness by selecting their favorite depressed characters in movies. I’m Joseph Johnson.  I’m an AV man. Prozac and Skittles I misjudged you. I’m not perfect. Buy the box. The best grandparents take their grandchildren to see movies about sex and suicide. The power of the ham sandwich! Oh, Bot...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is very sweaty (or at least has a lot of sweaty references). Jason, Jim, and Joseph rumble over the best jungle movies. But the ass is real. Joseph reveals his youth ambition to be Boy, but he just ended up being a monkey dancing to a singing orangutan. Jim gives some love to Eddie Grant's rejected theme song to great jungle movie. Jason takes offen...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode was made by humans (sort of). In the spirit of International Women's Day, Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite best supporting actress winners. AI Joseph - it won't let you down after a night of drinking. Jason gets scorned for his selections from last week's episode. It's singing.  It's not real acting. Scarlett O'Har...

Are you ever going to text me? WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners. Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies. Iris: it’s not so much a great movie as it is a preventer of recognition for bad Oscar performances.  It’s the Chicago Rock Way. Hey Friendo. Jason cleverly sneaks past...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is MUCH kinder to Chewbacca than Han Solo ever was. Jason, Jim and Joseph have an enlightened discussion about the best modern black-and-white movies made in the past fifty years. Live on the podcast, Jason discovers he is color blind!!! A young Cousin Eddie looks more inbred in black and white. Joseph makes a pitch to P--- Hub for sponsorship. The Big K...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has armpit sweat stains. Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made. Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of? Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper. Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men. Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afte...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't have a boney ass. Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies. Jason starts out with some subtle power moves. Joseph's list is based on TPS reports. Jim's list is based on his impressions. Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration. Dabney Coleman doe...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal). Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s. Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat. Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules. Joseph has fond memories...