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Are you ever going to text me? This episode wants a lollipop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering. It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression. Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his  back. Baby, you got a stew going. Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders. How can a subst...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself.   Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies.  The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions.  Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette. Julius Erving, a great athlete, but even greater actor. Jim names Bil...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing. Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled. Bow, bow, bow , bow bow... Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain. So many songs about running. No one puts Jason in the corner. Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B? Why don't cowboys sing Swahili and more import...

Are you ever going to text me? It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR! It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga? Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore? Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?” Can Jason do a William Shatner impersonation?  Speaking o...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has a lucky frame! Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV. Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir. Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater. Jim talks about  his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis. Joseph and Jason discuss whether Ni...

Are you ever going to text me? The episode that will slap those teeth straight. Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year. Wookie porn for family entertainment. Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story. Jason laments about his beloved Jets. Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston. Why can't Jim get past the first episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Mai...

Are you ever going to text me? The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world. Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023. Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews. The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023. Jason let’s out his inner Cage. Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas. Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties. The boys are super excited about the po...

Are you ever going to text me? The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”.   Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year.   Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday. Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events. Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice Chevalier. Dune 2: More worms and cowbell. The...

Are you ever going to text me? The episode with a  "rock n roll attitude". Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television.   Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year.  Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro World. Jason admits to learning t...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 200:     “Prepare to be pelted!”    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Romantic  Comedies and they nostalgically weigh in on toys from the past. ·        What does Joseph consider the most dangerous toy he ever owned? ·        How does Sandra Bullock identify Peter Gallagher when he’s in a coma? ·        What was the first movie that Jim went on a date...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 199:     “So it all started when I ran over a Happy Meal toy in my car…”  Jim, Joseph, and George offer the best musical duos and their Top 5 Personal Holiday Traditions.  ·        A Hall & Oates bass player sighting by the Stu. Co. ·        Is George a Closet Eggnog-ist? ·        Why did Henry Kissinger hat The Captain and Tennille?   ·        What is Jo...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 198:     “I had all my hate ready to pour onto this movie.”  Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their Top 4 movies of 2023 + one stinker. In a year that boasted the release of 180 full-length movies, which will make the cut  ·        Did DC Comics finally crack the code for their feature films? ·        A sequel to Napoleon Dynamite?   ·        Intermission contr...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 197:     “It’s like a wax museum with a pulse.”   Jim, Joseph, and George tackle the Top 5 Guitar Solos of all-time while contemplating the best fictional restaurants in movies. ·        Kerri Russell turns pie into a Broadway play. ·        Why did Prince call Journey’s keyboardist? ·        Shenanigans’ floor plan and making desserts ·        The 3 versions...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 196:     Guilty Pleasures IV: The Guiltiest! Another installment of Jim, Joseph, and George baring their souls and revealing their guilty pleasure movies.

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 195:     “More blood, more nudity, more CGI-enhanced penises”   For this episode the guys ‘battle it out’ in the debate arena for what is the Top 5 Gladiator stories in film and TV. Also considered is the best use of eyewear in film. ·        Michael Caine breaks out his old glasses from 1965. ·        Jim’s humiliating incident  with John Lennon spectacles ·...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 194:     “Wow! They have a hit song and they’re a cartoon!” Jim, Joseph, and George discuss songs with food in the title and the Top 5 appearances of motorcycles in film. ·        Grunge piano and cornflakes   ·        At age 26, who was the first person to win an Oscar for a musical score? ·        Which quirky pop song inspired John Lennon to return to reco...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 193:     “Life is too short to spend time crushing graham cracker crusts.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Movies directed by Ridley Scott. Also discussed are the best chocolate-centric foods.  ·        What was the first ice cream flavor? ·        What chocolate dessert did French painter Toulouse Lautrec create/invent? ·        Russell Crowe on a s...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 192:     “Once a beanbag chair is punctured, you just have to move away and burn the house down to the ground.” For this episode the boys discuss spy characters (that are NOT James Bond) and best chairs.  ·        Actor/comedian Steve Martin writes an intense terrorist/spy flick that’s not a comedy. ·        Richard Chamberlain or Matt Damon?   ·        Grace...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 191:     “The Essence of Pickles” Jim, Joseph, and George debate pop songs ‘hijacked’ by the movies they were featured in. Also discussed is the worst use/misuse of condiments on foods. ·        Why is Jon Heder so sweaty? ·        Was Ned Ryerson behind GROUNDHOG DAY all along? ·        “I’ve created with my own mouth breadsticks.” ·        Jim’s first “Food...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 190:     “The Burst Episode… Where’s the Tylenol?” In this show, the boys compare their Top 5 Movie Outbursts and the best Starburst flavors. ·        Fay Dunaway for mother of the year? ·        How did actor Gene Wilder startle Joseph and Jim? ·        “This is no longer a vacation—this is a quest… a quest for fun!” ·        Can you roast marshmallows with...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 189:     “I don’t like the panties drying on the rod.” Jim, Joseph, and George review their picks for best movies about music; they also debate the Top hand coverings. ·        Learn the origin of Jazz Hands/Jazz Head. ·        Michelle Pfeiffer is not faking it. ·        What did Tom Hanks do to pass the time during the Forest Gump press tour? ·        What...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 188:     “Not a lot of people have basements in California.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best of the best single appearances by an actor/actress in film, and the Top 5 songs ·        What did Paul Simon’s Julio do that was against the law? ·        Roger Miller’s contaminated genius becomes the abomination known as the Hamster Dance. ·        Producer...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 187:     “You don’t get a lot of sympathy for the Germans in these movies.” Jim, Joseph, and George review and discuss the best War Movies, and schoolyard games. ·        When is a horse a pig?  ·        How does Shakespeare upset a WWII epic? ·        Which childhood game dates back to the 4th century? ·        Learn of all of Jim’s basketball exploits. ·   ...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 186:     “Yo-yos and donuts are similarly shaped.” The guys discuss the Top 5 Breaking Glass moments in TV and Movies. Also debated are the best yo-yo tricks. ·        What is the longest yo-yo spin duration on record? ·        How did karate kicking The Fonz launch Tom Hanks’ movie career? ·        There’s not enough Yo-yo moments in 3-D movies. ·        Why...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 185:     “Who doesn’t get excited about a bloated animal carcass?” Jim, Joseph, and George debate their Top 5 favorite movies that take place in Joseph’s home state of Louisiana. The best police radio codes are also discussed. ·        How dumb of a detective are you if you can’t figure out that you were hired by the devil? ·        How can you tell if the si...