Couple of Critics Podcast

Michelle decided to mix things up this week and bring an album to the table that neither she nor Sam had heard before. Things are about to get extra weird when The Critics review The Problem? The Solution. Solution=Let It Be by Crispin Glover. This album is packed with more clowns, rats, and selected readings than anyone is ready for. This episode features the hit game show "Metal Lyrics Master" a...

Rhymebag is rhymeback with another heavy hitter for the critics to dissect. Will Evil Empire by Rage Against The Machine have us rolling down our small town side streets with shotguns? Will Rhymebag escape without a face? It's decision time. This episode I brought to you by Green Beans and features Talkin' Pickles with J.T. Strickles.

This week we're joined by our special Pennsylvanian guest, Travis Harpster! He travelled far and wide thought the trenches of Ohio to bring us Gold Cobra by Limp Bizkit. Are these biscuits fresh, or will the critics feeds these crumbs to the birds while Travis weeps? There's only one way to know. This episode is brought to you by Dope Attics.

In this very special episode, Sam and Michelle celebrate 50 episodes with what they call "The Shit Show!". They each have chosen 5 songs that they consider some of the worst to make up this 10 song list of shit. Will Michelle love or hate Sam's picks? Will Sam just continue to hate everything? Listen to find out. ENJOY THE SHIT SHOW! This episode celebrates Midwest F.U.P.A.s and features a job int...

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Sublime's self titled album with special guest Jimmy Rowland! Will Michelle submit her soul to the ska? Will Sam get off his high horse and start liking bands he used to again? Will Jimmy make them both 100 percent- bonafide Sublime-onians? Give it a listen, ya pretty thing and find out. This episode is brought to you by Rowland Graphics! htt...

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Johnny Winter's "Still Alive and Well". Will Michelle start doing mescaline? Will Sam start wearing cheap perfume? It's the lonely smell that fills the room, you know? This episode features an episode of "Getting Deep with Dan Bensley" and is brought to you by The Bob Marley Restaurant.

In this episode, Tom and Annemarie Jeffreys visit from Buffalo, New York to listen to and discuss The Vandals' "Live Fast, Diarrhea"! Will they find it worth the drive to be on this podcast? Will Paper Tom ever accept my friend request!? Will Michelle start wearing studded wristbands and plaid pants? I don't know. This episode is brought to you by The Burger King DIY Cat Neutering Kit and features...

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Led Zeppelin's first album! Will they discuss tight pants and under-aged girls? Well, of course! It's a podcast about Zeppelin. This episode features a friendship rekindled.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss NOFX's "White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean". Will Michelle ever enjoy a vocalist that Sam brings to the table?!? This could be the one! Will Sam ever figure out how to speak well? Will Michelle buy a studded vest and throw down in the pit!? Listen and find out. This episode is brought to you by Cathy and features a local superhero.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss A Tribe Called Quest's "The Low End Theory". Will Michelle add another hip hop album to Sam's very short list. Will Sam also be a diabetic someday? Absolutely is that answer. Let's not mess around. This episode is brought to you by Pancake Puffs, Harry's Hotdogs and features a glimpse into Hell.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Jethro Tull's "Aqualung". Will Michelle be swooned by the golden throat of Ian Anderson? Or will she be entranced by the flute playing of Ian Anderson? Or will she fall in love with the melodies on the guitar of Ian Anderson? Ian Anderson. This episode is brought to you by Muff Chiller and features a live poetry reading.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle discuss the film "Freeway". All topics are on the table for this one. Meth smoking? You bet. Prostitution? Oh yeah. Murder? Absolutely. Fanning a cat's butthole? Strangely enough, that is a yes too. This episode is brought to you by 1-800-CABOOSE and features an insight to a historical assassination.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Sleep's Holy Mountain! Will Michelle be beckoned by the doom? Will Sam finally discern the difference between songs? Will they figure out Shakespearean insults? Listen and forget to find out! This episode is brought you by Funeral Fast Pass and Bobcat Goldthwait's Gold Weighted Bobcat Excavators.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss The Gap Band's Greatest Hits. Come to an all out dance party and feel the groove upside yo' head! Has Michelle dropped the bomb? Will Sam enjoy the funk? Of course. We aren't going to be coy with this one. Just step out on the one and dance with us! This episode features a moment in professional wrestling history and is brought to by Bashro.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle review and discuss Clive Barker's Hellraiser. Finally Sam submits his Cenobite obsession for Michelle to watch! Will she enjoy it all? Will Sam cream his pants talking about Pinhead? Open the box and find out. This episode features a cover of Rob Base's "Joy and Pain" by Michelle featuring Herschel J. Pinhead.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Beck's "Odelay". Will Michelle convert Sam with the sounds of country funk? Were Sam's balls permanently effected from childhood? Will Michelle be the same after hearing about Sam's balls? Listen and find out! This episode is brought to you by Abraham Lincoln's Crack Emporium.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Morbid Angel's "Domination". This is the first real step into the world of death metal for Michelle. Will she recoil or will she bang her head? Will Sam be able to explain what a blast beat is? Listen and find out! This episode features a Couple of Critics Cover of "Day of Suffering" by Morbid Angel.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and review Mariah Carey's MTV Unplugged album. Will Sam make it through the album at all? Will Michelle hit the "high E" with Mariah? Will their marriage make it through this album? Listen and determine for yourself. This episode is brought to you by Feeder Honeys and we go to a concert!

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Motorhead's "Ace of Spades" album. Will Michelle find her self wanting to lick Lemmy's mole? Will Sam finally find the album to sway Michelle to the darkside? Will the you listen to this episode? You tell me. This episode is brought to you by Stool®

In this episode, Sam and Michelle review The Sloppy Boys' "Lifelong Vacation". Will they find a flaw?! Will they ever give the secret of "Sugar Water" away? That's for you to find out. This episode features High School Poetry Readings and a man opens a box.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle review Metallica's album "Kill Em All". Will Michelle's long known distaste for Metallica be swayed with this album? Will they figure out the man in the sewer system? Will their predictions about the new Michael Jackson, Donald Trump, be fulfilled in the next twenty years? I don't know. This episode is brought to you by The American Diabetes Association and featur...

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and review Hanson's "Middle of Nowhere" album. Will Michelle mmmbop Hanson into Sam's heart? Will they wear out that Weird Al Gong? Probably. This episode is brought to you by Carnivore Cuddlers, as well as Chandeliers.

In this episode Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Symphony X's "The Divine Wings of Tragedy". Will Michelle make it to the end? Is there a 21 minute long song? Take a guess. Also hear tales of eating old dead frogs and how Sam would mount Michelle's corpse to a wall. This episode is brought to you by P.J. Jam's Razor Company LLC Inc .com.biz

In this episode Sam and Michelle review Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill. They also talk about spank banks, illegal body disposal, and the love between Alex Jones and Nancy Grace. You know! Fun stuff. This Episode is brought to you by Rowland Graphics LLC and features "The Depression Obsession Good Time Show".

In this episode, Sam and Michelle listen to and discuss Dead Kennedys' "Bedtime for Democracy". Listen to stories about a tampon eating dog, trickle down economics, and jail time! Will Michelle end up enjoying any of the album? WIll Sam make it through one episode ever without yawning? Listen and you know all the answers! This episode is brought to you by 1-800-GET-FEET and Colorectal Cancer Exams