Couple of Critics Podcast

Open up your tape deck, insert your nostalgia, and press play with the Critics while we Dookie all over this Green Day. You know that at some point you either owned this album, or you listened to the songs you recorded from the radio on cassette. This episode is brought to you by Saltpeter.

In this episode we bring in guest Kent Goldsmith for his third appearance! His choice was Gojira's The Way of All Flesh and Michelle couldn't have been more excited. Will it be Kent and Sam vs. Michelle or will a heavy metal band finally break down her walls? This episode features a therapy session with Tony Bonetti.

In this episode The Critics get real groovy and discuss Axis Bold As Love by The Jimi Hendrix Experience. Sit back, pour some chamomile tea, do some acid and listen as they gush over this psychedelic masterpiece. This episode is brought to you by Caroline's Second Amendment Kegel Training and Steven Ratbottom's 3-Step Execute Program.

In this episode, Sam and Michelle get real groovy, man. Listen to the psychedelic banter about Donovan's Greatest Hits and get lost in your mind, dude. Looking through crystal spectacles, you can see the critics have their fun. This episode is brought to you by Gloria's Gas Gulper.

Sam has submitted an album that might possibly break Michelle down. In this episode they listen to and review Horror Show by Iced Earth and the nerd metal is at it's peak! Could this be worse than Symphony X for Michelle? Or could it be her new favorite artist? This episode features An Open Letter About Kid Rock by Judd Mackey.

Michelle finally felt Sam was ready to sit down to watch and review the Netflix concert special Justin Timberlake and The Tennessee Kids. Did Justin rock Sam's body? Does Michelle regret exposing this part of herself to Sam?

The Critics are jumping on the Peart-wagon to review Moving Pictures by Rush! From air drumming to "Tom Sawyer' to Getty Lee's vocals requiring Sam to check Michelle's "Vital Signs", this episode has a little bit of everything in it for everyone. This episode is brought to you by Michelle's Dirty Love compilation CD and features an update from Abraham Lincoln.

Michelle gave Sam the D, and from the ashes they will ascend like a triumphant bird to conquer the podcasting plains! This week, the critics review Rize Of The Fenix by Tenacious D. Does the fun burst through the walls of this episode like the Koolaid Man, or do the Critics just talk about G.E.R.D. again? This episode is brought to you by Double Down with Drakulio and features a New York Jazz Open...

In this episode, Sam pushes Michelle into the deep end of death metal with Dying Fetus! Let the blast beats, grunting and headbanging begin with a genre that is way out of Michelle's interests. Can Sam convert her to a full fledged metalhead? The short answer is no, but listen anyway.

Slide back in your seat, flip on your radio dial, and reminisce of the popular music of 1999 with Sam and Michelle as they review Now That's What I Call Music Volume 2! It's time to prepare for the Millennium and apply your sunscreen, because it's about to get real 90's up in here.

Hello, you beautiful sacks of fresh meat! We are starting the new year off by reviewing The Evil Dead! JOIN US for a review of the 1981 horror classic. Will Michelle be possessed by the charm of Bruce Campbell? Will Sam read from the Book of the Dead? Listen to find out if Bruce Campbell's chin locks them both in a cellar. This episode is brought to you by nobody.

It's Christmas time and the CriDicks are listening to Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics! This South Park album has held a special place in their hearts for a long time and now it's time to talk about it. So, sit back, put on the podcast and enjoy your holidays with Michelle and Sam.

Are you ready to rock with Jesus!? We watched Jesus Christ Superstar, our first musical, and we are kicking the drama up with this one. Can the CriDicks sing their way into salvation? "We need a more permanent solution to our problem." This episode is brought to you by The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show and Jesus Christ Superstar All-Star Rock Hits album.

Joyful, Joyful Critics, we adore Whoopi! Sam and Michelle watched Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, and they have some holes to poke in this 1993 Whoopi Goldberg musical comedy. Will Sam's first Whoopi movie hold up to what Michelle considers to be a Terminator 2 style classic against the original? Will Whoopi reach these kids? This episode is brought to you by Sherry Rocketlaunch and features a an...

It's another Sam week and he brought what he considers a classic. The CriDicks spent all week listening to Mudvayne's first major studio album L.D. 50. Will Michelle learn to love a screamer? Will Sam ever choose an album Michelle enjoys? Will Sam still eat shrimp after talking about poop chutes? This episode is brought to you by Silent Pain and The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show.

It's a new week and the CriDicks talk about their hero and their God, Weird Al Yankovic! That's right! After a year of praising him on almost every single episode they review an album. There is no secret that this is going to be an "easy peasy" podcast! This episode is brought to you by nobody. No Ads. No bits.

Sam is back from the slammer and it's time to talk about ICP! Let the Faygo fly as the CriDicks hash it out over one of the most polarizing groups of all time. It's also a historic episode as this is the first Rap album submitted by Sam. Woop Woop! This episode is brought to you by The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show.

It's the week Sam goes to the slammer and Michelle gets to choose his farewell album! For his pleasure, she chose the soundtrack for the movie Stand By Me. This is a first in Couple of Critics history! Will it go over like searching for a dead body? We can only hope.

Sam is back from launching Faygo bottles off his belly on tour with ICP, and he's bringing The Desaturating Seven by Primus with him. Is the most recent Primus album more like Les Claypool albums, or is it like Classic Primus? Are the CriDicks proud of their tight balloon knots? We're talking about important things here. This episode is brought to you by Guttural Gas and features and episode of Ai...

It's Halloween time and our friend Kent Goldsmith is back with another scary movie to celebrate this spooky season with the CriDicks! We watched Tales From The Crypt; Demon Knight! So, join us, Billy Zane, and the Crypt Keeper himself as we review this horror experience of gore, Thomas Haden Church and more! This episode is brought to you by Breaking News and features a spooky Halloween song.

The CriDicks have another guest! That's right, Mr. Zach Broering has brought along an album in hopes to win over the hosts. This time, they listen to and review Anchor Drops by Umphrey's McGee. This episode is brought to you by Pet Food and The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show

In this episode, the CriDicks are back to basics with no guest. This week they listen to and review All Day Music by WAR. They also take on a new controversy with Garth Brooks. How could you not listen!? This episode is brought to by Privacy and features a Spit-Off on the farm with Grandpa.

The Critics are getting funky on this episode! Sam's brother Bob brings I Wish My Brother George Was Here to have a full on dance party. So pump up those Nike's and get to dancing, sucka. This episode is brought to by Kinetic Sand and features a segment from the open mic night at The Interstate 75 Dive.

The critics are full of shit, and here lately, guests. This week, Michelle's sister, Beth joins the critics and brings with her the self-titled debut album from System of a Down. Do they become kombucha mushroom people, or do they just end up playing darts with the DDevil? All of the above. This episode is brought to you by the new single from Gleep Glup and features the Couple of Critics Barbersh...

Sam went ahead and took the podcast back to the 80's! This week Michelle and Sam take a deep dive in to Dead Mans Party by Oingo Boingo and the neon colors can't be stopped. Will this episode make Michelle a fan of 80's new wave or embarrass Sam beyond comprehension? Hey, maybe a little of both? This episode features a preview of the upcoming Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show.