Sam and Michelle Eisert
Couple of Critics Podcast
Sam and Michelle Eisert have similar, yet radically different tastes. In this podcast they submit their favorite media from the past and present to each other to discuss and review.
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Sam and Michelle Eisert
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Jul 8, 2026
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Episodes
103. Wisconsin Death Trip by Static-X 02.09.2020 1:46:31
With hair sticking straight up and asses in chairs, the critics sat down to review "Wisconsin Death Trip' by Static-X. Let the techno beats drop and the rave dancing commence!
102. Greatest Hits by The Judds 26.08.2020 1:40:40
Michelle is bringing her first country album to the table with Greatest Hits by The Judds. Sam is thrilled and ready to Judds jam with the rest of the bar patrons as they dance the night away on the whiskey stained floor. This episode is brought to you by Running In Front Of A Train.
EPISODE 101 19.08.2020 1:47:53
It's the 101thst episode! Pals of the podcast each chose a song to create a playlist for the critics to review and they all joined in on the fun. This one is wild.
100. Dahmer by Macabre 13.08.2020 2:09:41
It's the 100th episode, and Sam is getting gruesome with the concept album Dahmer, by Macabre. Between brutality and just plain being inconsiderate, the critics get down to business of murder and marital annoyances. This episode is brought to you by a Spicy Chicken Sandwich.
99. Earth, Wind, & Fire Greatest Hits 05.08.2020 2:16:20
Grab your boogie shoes, because it's time to boogie to Earth, Wind & Fire's Greatest Hits. Leave it up to the Critics to talk about weird wild stuff over good clean family music. This episode is brought to you by Sam The Prostitute and Dr. Sam Loomis.
98. Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath 29.07.2020 1:42:30
Sam has made Michelle's wish come true, because he finally brought Black Sabbath to the table with Vol. 4. Things get doomy and groovy with talks of drugs, Skyline Chili, and the types of fruits Sam desires. This episode is brought to you by Mike Rowe Dosing and features a song from Abraham Goddamn Lincoln.
97. Enema Of The State by blink-182 21.07.2020 1:58:42
Join The Critics as they review and discuss the first major release of blink-182, Enema Of The State. Stupid voices, horrible jokes, and most likely offensive references are abound.
96. Foxtrot by Genesis 16.07.2020 1:45:23
Supper's Ready! It's time to get real progressive as The Critics review Foxtrot by Genesis. This episode also features a visit from former guest Zach Broering.
95. Motor Booty Affair by Parliament 08.07.2020 1:33:20
The Critics are getting funky like two bionic idiots as they go deep to review Motor-Booty Affair by Parliament. Bootsy's energy, Bernie's grooves, and George's love for crack will have you wiggling your worm to that liquid sunshine.
94. Rigor Mortis by Rigor Mortis 01.07.2020 1:45:27
This Critics sat down to review Rigor Mortis' self-titled album and talked about Ernest, Empathy and Sam's balls. Is this the one to finally sway Michelle into metal? Probably not, but give it a listen anyway.
93. Design Of A Decade 1986/1996 by Janet Jackson 24.06.2020 2:20:34
Hey black cats and kittens, the critics are about to get nasty while they review Design Of A Decade 1986-1996 by Janet Jackson. Was Nipplegate planned? It's time for the critics to take control and take you on an escapade.
92. The Return of the Living Dead 17.06.2020 2:21:35
BRAINS! FRESH BRAINS! The Critics sit down to review The Return of the Living Dead and celebrate the magic that is Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
91. Dumb and Dumber 10.06.2020 2:36:23
Strap in, because this week the critics take trips down memory lane as they review the classic 1994 movie, Dumb and Dumber. Between Harry and Lloyd, which character is dumb and which is dumber?
90. Purgatory by Tyler Childers w/ Jimmy Rowland 03.06.2020 1:37:04
We brought back our friend Jimmy Rowland to discuss our first country album of the podcast! We sat down with Jimmy to listen to and review Purgatory by Tyler Childers. Will Sam finally admit he's a honky tonk lovin' ginger? This episode features a message about porkchops and an obscene phone caller.
89. Age of Winters by The Sword 27.05.2020 1:38:22
Time to grab a battle vest and dive straight into battle with The Critics! This week they review Age of Winters by The Sword and cut the heads off thy enemies. Will their axes chip and shatter or will they be triumphant? This episode features a teaser for Scantily Clad Newly Divorced Dad and an episode of "Talkin' Pickles with J.T. Strickles".
88. Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers 20.05.2020 2:09:53
Michelle is up to bat, and she brings the swings as she funks the bunts with Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Skibbity bee bop da boom cinnamon cat medicine. Shabba dabba ding do zing a bong California. This episode is brought to you by Chicks With Schticks and features a message from Abraham Lincoln.
87. Smear Campaign by Napalm Death 13.05.2020 1:58:23
In this episode The Critics listen to and discuss Napalm Death's Smear Campaign. Has Michelle grown accustomed to screaming and blast beats? Probably not. This episode is brought to you by Jake Bennington's Confidence Courses.
86. Budgie 06.05.2020 1:30:58
Brother Bob is back, and he's bringing Budgie's self-titled album for The Critics to review. Did Covid-19 try to take Bob out before he could record this episode? Does Bob have the antibodies? Budgie! This episode is brought to you by Breaking Fake News.
85 . The Presidents of the United States of America 29.04.2020 1:34:39
In this episode Michelle beat Sam to the punch and chose The Presidents of the United States of America. Listen as they discuss the self titled album and dive into a Christianity based parody of "Peaches". This episode features Sam's ode to Wes Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd.
84. Curb Servin by WC and the Maad Circle 22.04.2020 1:31:59
Rhymebag returns with Curb Servin' by WC and the Maad Circle. Can everyone agree on a WC pronunciation or does someone get curb stomped? This episode is brought to you Epilepsy.
83. No Doy by moe. 15.04.2020 1:47:05
No Doy, of course Zach B. is back and he's bringing moe. with him. Will Zach start a blues band using the name the Critics suggest, or will he tell them both to kick rocks? This episode is brought to you by Manischewitz and features a special message from COVID-19.
82. Let's Go! by Rancid 08.04.2020 1:48:10
It's time to get down and dirty with The Critics as they listen to and discuss Rancid's "Let's Go!"
81. Days Are Gone by HAIM 01.04.2020 1:47:17
The critics travel into new territory to review the debut album by HAIM, Days Are Gone. They discuss modern 80's sounds, and their lack of appreciation for the masonry industry. This episode is brought to you by Savannah's Seafood Store,and features an important message from Abraham Lincoln.
80. NOLA by DOWN 25.03.2020 2:03:15
Sam brings NOLA by DOWN this week to review and discuss with Michelle. Sam is a Phil Anselmo "Lifer" and even though "Jail" has shaken things up recently, Sam still says "Bury Me In Smoke". This episode features "Coronavirus Country" and includes a special announcement from Abraham Lincoln.
79. The Best of The Monkees 19.03.2020 2:21:53
Beth is back and she is bringing The Best of The Monkees with her to review with The Critics. Beth and Michelle reminisce about their childhoods from different perspectives while Sam can't get over Mike Nesmith's hat. This episode is brought to you by a game of Guess Who?
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